ayyyy my beautiful wildcats. i hope you're all doing okay. thankfully i haven't been drowned in homework quite yet && am still going strong on the gay fanfiction.

buuuuuuutttttttttt.

bc, like, i love you all very much, i thought hey! why don't we contest? put them all in a random place in the world && they fight to the deathhhhhh

oh. hold up (&& do not grab the wall)

that's the hunger games. oopsie daisy.

can you tell i have a short attention span. and i may be slightly insane, but all the best people are, amirite?

SO contest. you darlings get to write this time! *cue manicial laughter* so, like, a writing competition. that is going to be

HELLA.

rulesy rules rules:

(i'm totally going to practive my spanish right here, right now)

uno: if you bbys want in on this fabulous-ness, comment belowwww

dos: once you guys finish writing && all that jazz, throw me another comment or PM me or dedicate that beautiful stuff to yours truly bc i want to read it right away! or at least as soon as i can.

tres: it must be at least a page long. no maximum though. (but don't make it like 10 pages, aight? like i said, short attention span, my friends)

cuatro: it must be submitted byyyyy....hmmm....september 19th. is that a good date? i think it is.

cinco: you're all probably like, "um kam. what's it even supposed to be about?" good question. here's a good answer: johnlock. or destiel. (even though i don't watch supernatural, i ship it hard). or....that's abbout it. i guess sherlolly if you're about that life. OR MYSTRADE. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A MYSTRADE FIC OMGGGG. yeah so any of those. if you want anything else, lemme know && i'll probably okay it.

seis: i like fluff and also angst. and feels. (&& smut is okay too. whatever floats your boat.) make sherly a druggie or john a prostitute. i like anything.

{except for weird kinky things. like military or other shite. that creeps me out}

((also for my poll, there were like seven for bottom!lock and only one for bottom!john))

HERE COMES MY PROFESSIONAL JUDGING

siete: grammar && spelling is everything. that. is. all.

ocho: be originaly, my crazy wildcats. i like new stuffies.

nueve: urm. like um have a plot with substance (abuse heh heh) jk well. if you want to.

LASTLY ARE THE FABBITY FAB FAB PRIZESSSS

okay these are gonna be hella good, my friends. i pinky promise && i never break pinky promises.

4th && 5th place: a follow (if i don't already. you babes are all hella anyway), umm like love. from me. eternal love. i'll check out your stuff too and love that also.

3rd.place.: a follow, my eternal love, reading your works of art && loving them so diddly darn much, one chapter dedicated to you (in either the Oneshots or my Teen!lock)

2nd place!: a follow, love forever & ever & ever &ever &ever&ever&ever&ever&ever, studying every paragraph of your stories, TWO chapters dedicated to you.

FIRST PLACE: a follow, THE ULTIMATE OF ALL LOVE, kissing && hugging && adoring your amazing stories, THREE CHAPTERS DEDICATED TO YOU ((&& maybe even, like, a chance to co-write with me?? how's that sound??)) AND A PLACE IN MY BIO heh.

good luck my beautiful wildcats. may the odds be ever in your favour.

kam out.

WAIT *throws open door* DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY RON WEASLEY jk um i cannot wait to read your oneshots guyyyzzzzz. they'll be TOTALLY AWESOME just like umbridge. ((props to you babes if you get my references))

kam out.

for now...