Joke smut.

Gay Turtle Boi POV

I'm Horny.

3rd person POV

John was feeling horny and decided to fuck a shoe. John started sucking on the shoe very roughly (kinky- GO AWAY JARED) He licked long stripes on the shoe and ended up deep throating the shoe. 

The shoe hit the back of his throat which made John gag. After 20 minutes of sucking the shoe, John took off his shirt, pants, then bOxErS.

 John slowly pushed the shoe into his hole. John moaned at the contact and pushed the shoe further in. He waited a bit before thrusting the shoe iN aNd oUt. 

He moaned out loud and bit his bottom lip so he wouldn't get a noise complaint from his stupid ass neighbors.

He trusted the shoe harder and faster and moaned. He trusted the shoe deeper and the shoe hit his sWeEt sPoT. He sCrEaMeD into his hand and continued to hit his pRoStAtE with the shoe.

A few more thrusts and he reached his climax and moaned loudly into his hand.
"mMmMm fUcK~" He moaned into his hand. He pulled the shoe out and cleaned up.

 He got under the covers and went to sleep.

When he woke up he remembered what he did last night and he grabbed the shoe. He drove back to Walmart and snuck the shoe back onto the shelf. Then he went back home and ate some mac and cheese that Jefferson made for him. 
The end.
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.......😶 I-.. wow. just- wow.

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