"I can't believe he asked me out. Me of all people!" Patrick gushes to Joe, who can't seem to wrap his head around the whole Gerard and Patrick and Pete thing. Well, Pete thing because Pete had confessed to him last night that he likes Patrick. He thinks he's cute and awesome.

"You're going on a date.. with Gerard Way?" Joe asks carefully. Patrick huffs and nods.

"Yes, Joseph, for the last time, I'm going on a date with Gerard Way. Now stop being a little bitch, and help me pick something out to wear," Joe sighs and starts rummaging through the closet in their shared room.

"I just want you to know that Gerard is.. different. He's not a bad guy, but he's a bit of a troublemaker. He got kicked out of his last school," Joe explains, grabbing a pair of his own skinny jeans and throwing them on the bed. He also grabs a Blink 182 shirt and puts it on the bed.

"Why'd he get kicked out?" Patrick asks as Joe starts to walk out. Joe grins and turns back around.

"That caught your attention, huh?" Joe jokes. Patrick glares at him and pulls his shirt off. "You're going to have to ask him about that," Joe says as Patrick pulls the other shirt on.

"Yeah, fuck you, too," Patrick calls out. Joe just laughs and continues to walk down the stairs. He'll have to ask Gee about that.

The doorbell rings right as Patrick finishes fixing his hair. He's basically ready. He grabs his glasses and walks downstairs to where Joe and Andy are talking to Gerard, while Pete just glares at him from the couch. What the hell is his problem? He's made it clear that he doesn't care about Patrick.

"And there's my prince," Gerard smiles at Patrick. Patrick blushes bright red. Pete shakes his head and gives Gerard a dirty look, but Patrick doesn't care.

"Hi, Gerard," Patrick says, and he honestly feels like a little schoolgirl with the way Gerard grabs his hand and places a kiss to it.

"Let's go, shall we?" Gerard asks Patrick, who just nods. Joe clears his throat, making them stop.

"Have him home by ten thirty. It's a school night, son," Joe pats Gerard's back, a mock tone in his voice.

"Yes, sir, I'll have him home by ten fifteen and no later," Gerard says seriously. Joe smiles.

"Have fun, you two," He calls out to them and shuts the door. Then he opens it again and says, "Not too much fun. I have my eye on you!" He points to Gerard. He nods in response.

"Well, there goes my plan for smoking marijuana and fucking you while on private property," Gerard snaps his fingers. Patrick laughs at his joke. Gee opens the door for Patrick and then races around to his own side.

"Where are we off to?" Patrick asks him. Gerard smiles.

"That's for me to know, and you to find out in about twenty minutes," Gerard grabs Patrick's hand and holds it in his.

"Okay," Patrick smiles and keeps his eyes on the road, feeling Gerard steal a few glances at him during the drive.

Twenty minutes later, they stop in what seems like the middle of nowhere.

"Where are we?" Patrick asks again. Gerard smiles.

"We're going to have a dinner under the stars," Gerard grabs his hand and leads him towards a candlelit table with a nice dinner on it.

"It's beautiful, Gee," Patrick exhales, looking all around. Gerard laughs and grabs Patrick's chin.

"Not as beautiful as you, baby," He leans in and kisses Patrick softly. "Let's eat, shall we?" Gerard grins when he pulls away. Patrick just nods, grinning and blushing.

They eat and talk and laugh, and by the time they're done eating, Patrick's pretty sure he's going to marry Gerard one day. Gerard gets him home at ten ten, which Patrick knows that Joe is happy with. Gerard even kisses him again before he leaves.

When he gets inside, Andy and Joe are nowhere to be seen, but Pete is asleep on the couch with The Walking Dead playing. He looks so peaceful when he's sleeping. Patrick turns the TV off and throws a blanket over Pete before walking upstairs to his and Joe's room.

Joe and Andy are asleep in the bed, which makes Patrick 'aww' and then curse because where the hell is he supposed to sleep? He grabs his Captain America blanket and an extra pillow and heads back downstairs, muttering curse words to himself.

"Pete," He hisses, thumping Pete's forehead. Pete's eyes flutter open, and he looks tiredly at Patrick.

"What?" He asks expectantly. Patrick huffs and picks up Pete's feet, sitting down and putting them back. Pete is back asleep in record time, leaving Patrick with a lapful of Pete's feet while he tries to get back to sleep.

"Fucking asshole," He mutters, out of breath. He lies his head back against the couch and tries to get some sleep. When it doesn't work, he lays the pillow on Pete's stomach and puts his head there. That's more comfortable.

Patrick falls asleep on Pete just seconds after he moves. Pete smiles to himself before actually drifting off to sleep.

Points to Andy and Joe for actually looking like they were asleep.

GERARD AND PATRICK WHAT

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER

where u @ tho frankie

BUT THE PETE/PATRICK ACTION WILL COME SOON

PATIENCE, MY GRASSHOPERS AND BAYBES

guess what. it's time.

time for what?, you ask

well, the time has come for my new story to be revealed.

it is called..

CATFISH

and it has nev and max and pete and patrick and joe and andy and babes

and i'm so fucking excited for it, you don't even know

go check it the fuck out right now alright cool

i love you guys so f ing much like when i started this account i wasn't expecting to meet a whole bunch of rad ppl and write a bunch of stories that you guys actually like and marry someone (na-na-na-nana )

so thank you and..

thanks..

pete wentz

ps that was lame

pps I'm kind of in love with max joseph

ppps and shane dawson wow

pppps okay this author's note is way too long k bye