Location: Y/n's Apartment - Danger Zone City

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Y/n: How long have we been standing on this couch?

Sonica: I lost track of time.

Tailska: Hey, you two!

Sonica: Mr. Wilkins? Is that you? Oh, I knew you could talk!

Y/n: No, Sonica! It's Tailska!

Tailska: Yeah, it's me, asshole! What the hell happened to you two?

Y/n: Well, we did a job in the Kid Icarus universe, and we ended up getting caught in an eggplant spell.

Sonica: Yeah, and we didn't even get paid either. We've been stuck like this for months.

Y/n: Yeah, also where have you been?

Tailska: I was in a coma for months after I got drunk, and I totaled the Tornado.

Y/n: You were in a coma from a plane crash after you got drunk?!

Sonica: And you destroyed the Tornado?! What the hell?!

Tailska: Yeah, sorry about that. I'm not gonna do that again and I literally had to wheelchair myself over here. I hate to say this, but I've got a serious drinking problem, guys.

Y/n: Seriously? I think you should go to an AA meeting if you want to prevent yourself from going into a coma again and cause another plane crash.

Tailska: I get what you mean by that, Y/n. Every time I think I've got it under control, there's just this-this demon inside me that's calling for me and uh...

Y/n: Look, Tailska. We'll talk about this after we go back to the hospital to get us out of this eggplant curse and find another job for me and Sonica to do. The rent is not gonna pay for itself after all.

Sonica: Oh, whoopie do.

-Meanwhile at the Hospital-

After Y/n, Sonica and Tailska got to the hospital, the doctors managed to get Y/n and Sonica out of the eggplant curse and scheduled Tailska an appointment for an AA meeting to deal with her drinking problem.

Sonica: Hell yeah! Sonica is back baby!

Y/n: Thank god we're finally out of that curse. Alright, we just need to find another job to do.

Sonica: Didn't Tailska managed to find a job for us?

Y/n: She was in a coma, Sonica. She didn't even have time to look for one.

Tailska: Yeah, I've been in a f***ing coma, you bitch! I don't have a job for you two.

Sonica: Ok, geez. Sorry that I asked.

Then suddenly, an 8-bit video game biker came by as he overheard about finding a job he is also bound to a wheelchair after a motor bike accident during the race in the video game, ExciteBike and he needs someone to take his place in the race.

8-Bit Motor-Cross Biker: Hey, I got a job for ya. There's an excite bike race tonight and need someone to fill in for me.

Sonica: Well, I think we found our answer to our problem.

Y/n: I think I should take the job since I have been riding a motor bike since High School.

Sonica: Fair enough.

Location: ExciteBike Racetrack

Then we cut on over to the ExciteBike Racetrack as Y/n is all geared up and ready for the race as he fires up the bike to start the race.

Y/n: Alright, let's do this dance.

Then Y/n managed to jump over a few ramps without breaking any bones before one of the bikers didn't make it as he crashed right into Tailska, breaking every bone in her body that resulted in her in a full body cast after Sonica managed to get her back to the hospital without crashing and hurting Tails even more.

Y/n: Sorry that biker broke all of your bones, Tailska, but at least that biker is paying all of your medical bills for crashing right into you during the race.

Sonica: And the best part is, Y/n won the race, and I got you to the hospital in time. It's a good thing I didn't participate in the race or else I would've crashed into anyone or Tailska.

Y/n: Yeah, that's why we agreed to let me deal with the dangerous jobs and avoid getting us in serious or trouble or in debt. Now, we're gonna let Nurse Toad help you with anything you need while you're in the hospital. So, use the pager that is installed into your only working hand and Nurse Toad will help you out.

Sonica: I hope you get well soon, Tailska. Right now, we just got a job in the DigDug universe. So see ya.

Then they ran off to go do the job in the DigDug Universe, leaving Tailksa all alone in a full-body cast, thinking about actually going to the AA meetings to deal with her drinking problem to avoiding getting in another plane crash every time she gets drunk.

END OF EPISODE 1

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 2