Location: The Eggplant Wizard's Temple - The Kid Icarus Universe

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At the Eggplant Wizard's temple place in Kid Icarus, Y/n and Sonia hop onto the platform to meet up with Pit that is currently turned into an eggplant by an evil Eggplant wizard.

Y/n: Alright, we're in the world of Kid Icarus. Now we need to meet up with Pit.

Sonia: Yeah, let's... (sees Pit as an eggplant) What the hell is happening, here?

Pit: Who's there? (Moves around) Sonia? Sonia, is that you? Oh, thank God. And You even brought a friend to help. Listen, man. (Turns around to the wizard.) This asshole just turned me into an eggplant (The Eggplant Wizard puts away his staff), but I gotta move back like 20 levels to get healed. I just need you two to go get a nurse for me, okay?

Sonia Sure, 1 sec. Let us just rest for a minute. We ran like all the way here.

Y/n: Yeah, just let me call 911 to get you out of there.

Pit: (Moves over to Y/n and Sonia) Can you please hurry up? I can't see in here and being an eggplant is a lot like being jammed up inside your own asshole.

Y/n: I said, "In a minute!" Geez, don't get mad at us 'cuz you can't dodge this (Points her finger at the Eggplant Wizard) weirdo and his veggies! No offense.

Eggplant Wizard: (Pulls out his staff) None taken.

Pit: Look, uh, I apologize if I snapped at you two, but this kind of a serious situation!

Sonia: We understand that, dickhead! I just need a minute! Ugh, again with the attitude.

Y/n: I know, right? So, God damn annoying.

Eggplant Wizard: (Pulls out his staff again) Now you see why I throw shit at him.

Pit: JUST, GIVE ME A FUCKING NURSE, ASSHOLES!!

Sonia: Fine, fine. We'll be right back.

Then, Y/n and Sonia both jump on a cloud, as Y/n pretends to call the nurse on his phone with the Eggplant Wizard puts away his staff again and chuckles quietly at the same time.

Y/n: Oh, oh, hey there, nurse. How are you? Oh, that kid is cursed, he's turning into an eggplant. I gotta go, and go help, here. Okay, let's go.

Then Y/n and Sonia pretended that they just dashed back to the Eggplant Wizard's temple place with the nurse.

Sonia: Okay there, buddy. We got your nurse.

Pit: Oh, great.

He then happily walks towards them, not realizing that they're both luring him into a trap that will make him fall to his death.

Sonia: Just, follow the sound of my voice. That's right. Just a little further.

Pit: (Walks forwards) I can't thank you with outside. It could be jalekand, I'm sorry for losing my temper earlier. Would you understand--(Falls off) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Pit falls off the platform, and he screams, with the game over music of Kid Icarus playing in the background as Y/n, and Sonia and the Eggplant Wizard laugh together.

Y/n: What an idiot! He literally fell for it.

Sonia: That was so f****ing.

Eggplant Wizard: I know, right? That was classic. Hey, you two wanna talk up? (Once again pulls out his staff) I carved up one of my eggplants into pretty sweet bow.

Sonia: Oh, hell yeah! Don't mind if we do!

Y/n: Sure, why not.

Then suddenly, the Eggplant Wizard turns both Y/n and Sonia into eggplants by throwing two small eggplant projectiles at them.

Y/n: (Upon turning into an eggplant) AH, MOTHERFUCKER!!

TO BE CONTINUED IN SEASON 2