Episode 06 - Earthworm Jen
The chapter starts off with Y/n, Sonia and Earthworm Jen in New Junk City.
Earthworm Jen: Hey, thanks for doin' this you guys. You two came highly recommended from Tailsko.
Y/n: No problem, Jen. We'll take care of Bob for a moment for ya. I gotta tell ya, Tailsko does try to find us a lot of normal but very complicated and high paying jobs for us to do just to pay off your rent at my apartment.
Sonic: Yeah, she's a real sweetheart. So what's goin' on here?
Earthworm Jen: Here's the deal. It's raining outside, and I wanna go crawl in the driveway for a bit. So I need you two to make sure Bob stays in his bowl and doesn't get in my suit.
Y/n: How does a goldfish like Bob gonna be able to use your suit, Jen? Does he need water to breathe to use your suit?
Earthworm Jen: Trust me, Y/n. You really do not wanna know what happens when he takes my suit. He can be very dangerous when he uses it.
Y/n: Good point.
Earthworm Jen jumps off her suit.
Sonia: Yeah, yeah. Don't overfeed him. I got it.
Y/n: Sonia let's be serious on this job. We can't screw up on this job like .
Sonia walks a little bit further to Earthworm Jen's suit, but Sonia was interrupted by Earthworm Jen.
Earthworm Jen: Hey, were you about to take my suit?
Sonia: Wha-ha-hat? No.
Y/n: Don't lie to her, Sonia. You were definitely gonna use her suit.
Sonia: No. I wasn't going to use her suit for my own purposes.
Earthworm Jen crawls to Sonia with Y/n looking at her in disbelief.
Y/n: Sonia. Don't even think about it.
Sonia: I was just simply moving it further away from Nemo.
Y/n: Stop lying, Sonia.
Earthworm Jen: Yeah seriously, just, don't take my suit.
Sonia: I wasn't gonna, but h! Just go outside and go have sex with yourself already, Jamie Lee Curtis!
Earthworm Jen: What?
Y/n: What does that even mean?
Sonia: Supposedly, she was born a hermaphrodite.
Earthworm Jen: Oh. I, uh, I didn't know that.
Y/n: Yeah...I don't think I wanna know more about what you just said.
Sonia: It's one of those urban legend type deals. You know, uh, I keep meaning to check it on snopes, but, uh, it's not that that high in my priority list. I think she smells diarrhea yogurt right now.
Y/n: You didn't have to keep talking about her, ya know.
Earthworm Jen: Okay... Just, don't let her take the suit, all right?
Y/n: You can count on me.
Earthworm Jen crawls away, and Y/n, Sonia and Earthworm Jen's suit wave goodbye to her.
Bob: You know, if you two give me that suit, I could make you two my right hand--
Sonia: Ass.
Sonia pushes the fish bowl of the TV, the fish bowl breaks, and Bob hops while gasping for air.
Y/n: Sonia! What the hell. Now I gotta go find another fish bowl and some water for him before he dies. While I'm gone, just don't take Jen's suit ok.
Sonia: Ok, I won't.
With that, Y/n quickly grabs Bob and speeds out to go find a new fishbowl for Bob, which gave Sonia the opportunity to use Earthworm Jen's suit.
Sonia: Right, let's see what this suit can do!
Sonia hops inside Earthworm Jen's suit, and she jumps with her suit.
Sonia: What the? This is it?
Sonia jumps with her suit, again.
Sonia: I can already do this shit completely naked with white gloves on. Or at least put on a tank top, some shorts, roller skates and a red hoodie. Oh well, I'm keepin' this suit, and I'm takin' the T.V. as payment. Better speed off before Y/n and Earthworm Jen gets back.
Sonia dashes away with the suit and Jen's TV before Earthworm Jim crawls inside her own home as she jumps for joy.
Earthworm Jen: Whoo! That was great! I, uh-- (sees her suit is gone) Ah, shit.
Y/n then comes back with Bob in his new fish bowl and saw that Earthworm Jen already came back.
Y/n: Ah, I see that you're back and, uh...(Finds out that Sonia was gone a long with the suit and the TV that Earthworm Jen owned) God damnit Sonia!
END OF EPISODE 06
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 07
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