Season 01 - Episode 03 - Toe Jam & Earl

Location: Planet Funkotron

On Planet Funkotron, Y/n, Sonia, Toe Jam, and Earl are excitedly throwing capsules at humans, which captures them inside.

Sonia: Oh man, this is the best fucking job ever!

Y/n: I know right? This is the most exciting thing we ever done in this gig.

Toe Jam: You're the king and queen here, Y/n and Sonia!

Sonia: Watch me wing this crazy bitch right in the head!

Y/n: Let me try throwing it at that guy's face!

Earl: Oh-ho ho, look at that old bag! Hey, lady, who's walking who?

Y/n: I don't know, but they're in for a one-way ticket to pain!

Sonia: So how much am I getting paid for this, anyway?

Y/n: Yeah, how much money do we get on this job?

Toe Jam: A billion trillion Funkotron bucks!

Y/n: No way!

Sonia: Holy shit! What’s the conversion rate on that?

Y/n: Yeah, we gotta know how much moolah we get I'm US Dollars.

Earl: Yo, guys that converts to a zillion US dollars, straight up!

Y/n: Oh yeah! We're rich, Sonia! We're rich!

When all the humans are captured, they all celebrate.

Sonia: Sonia is back! Sonia is back! Sonia is back!

Then suddenly, everything that happened turned out to be nothing but a dream as we cut to an alley where Y/n and Tailsko looks at a very high Sonia.

Sonia: Sonia is back...

Tailsko: Sonic.

Sonia: Sonia is back...

Y/n/Tailsko: Sonia!

Sonia: Sonia is...

Y/n: Sonia, wake the fuck up, woman. What’s wrong with you?

Sonia snaps out of her coped state.

Sonia: Huh? What the? What? [sighs] Don’t worry, Tailsko. I got your damn rent money to spend another month at Y/n's apartment and then some.

Tailsko: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You dropped acid like four days ago and just wandered off.

Y/n: Yeah, and you were going crazy and murdered a bunch of people with a bunch of broken glass jars. I even heard you started mumbling about some things about me.

Tailsko: Was she saying things about how hot you are?

Y/n: (Blushes) What?! No! I don't know what she was mumbling about, but I think she needs to clean up and go to rehab to prevent her from hitting innocent people.

Sonia: Wait wait wait. No, you got me that job capturing humans with Toe Jam and Earl.

She points out to reveal that Toe Jam and Earl were actually a full garbage bag and a dented chair with one leg missing, respectively.

Sonia: Guys. Guys, back me up here.

Y/n: (Whispers to Tailsko) I think she's talking about Toe Jam and Earl for the Sega Genesis I play before. I really like that game. (Speaks to garbage bag and busted chair) Hey, Toe Jam and Earl, do my friend, Sonia a favor and back her up man!

Tailsko: Yeah, garbage bag and busted chair, do you have anything to add? No? Huh. Alright, now how about we get the hell out of here? I’m pretty sure the cops are gonna have some questions for you.

Y/n: Yeah and I don't want to spend a night at jail. You know what they do to you when you're in jail.

Sonia: Why?

Then we zoom out to reveal wounded people on the ground with jars, broken glass and pools of blood.

Sonia: Oh... Yeah, let’s go.

So, Y/n, Sonia and Tails leave quickly before the cops arrive and luckily for them, they made it back safely before the cops arrived and Y/n had to make sure that Sonia doesn't try to get high again to prevent her from causing the same problem once again.

END OF EPISODE 03

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 04