I didn't write this
By kookminiejoon

Summary:

jimin makes a profile in an alpha/omega dating app because he is a broke fashion student, and there, he meets with rich ceo and alpha, jungkook.

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Jimin was currently laying on his bed, scrolling through his phone, with his best friend, Taehyung, next to him. Jimin and Taehyung were both broke fashion students, and needed to find some cash to pay many bills and their upcoming college tuitions very soon. It was urgent!

But where could they find the cash so quickly, when their country was going through a crisis and everyone was unemployed, making it unable for anyone to find a job?

''I'm telling you, Jiminie~we should try this app! It's the easiest way to gain money nowadays!'' Taehyung insisted in a whiny voice, making Jimin whine too, ''Taetae~this app seems weird. Don't wanna try it..i mean..even the name is weird, what was it called again?''

''Omegas I'd Like to Fuck!'' Taehyung said, making Jimin giggle, ''Seriously--who came up with this name! So embarrassing~''

''It's for us broke Omegas, Jiminie. We just meet up with Alphas, fuck, then we receive the money we deserve! Simple as that!'' Taehyung explained, as if it was a normal thing for him to do. ''Tae~but don't you feel shy to make a profile on this app!? What if someone actually sends you a message?!"'

Taehyung snickered, ''That's the point, dummy. For an Alpha to message us-so we can have fun together, then gain money-''

''B-but i don't want to meet and hook up with a stranger! Especially if it's an Alpha! You know, Taetae, Alphas are not like us! All of them are animals and only care for their own sexual needs-nothing else!'' Jimin now had his arms crossed, pouting.

''Yep, but i'm sure there are a few exceptions. So, let's try it, shall we? I'm sure thousands of Alphas will message you once you make a profile!'' Taehyung tried to convince Jimin to make a profile on this app for a few minutes, and finally, he was convinced.

''I--i will do it, but if weirdos message me, i will delete this app right away!'' Jimin declared, making Taehyung chuckle, ''Alright. Alright. I'll make a profile too! Let's see if i will receive any messages too~''

Jimin ended up making a profile with Taehyung's help. He added a recent selca as his profile icon, where he was wearing an oversized jacket and his round glasses. Taehyung found this selca very cute, he was sure the Alphas of this app would adore it too.

He added his current age to his profile too, Jimin was going to turn 22 years old this year. He was 21 now.

Jimin was a little embarrassed to write information about him in his bio, but Taehyung encouraged him to write something, so he ended up writing some minor details in his bio.

In this application, Omegas also had to write about their sex life status, so Alphas would know what they were going to deal with.

Jimin's (Omegas I'd Like to Fuck) Profile:

Park Jimin, 21 years old, Male Omega

Bio: I'm a broke fashion student and in need of some cash so i can pay for my college tuition and rent! Message me if you're interested in me :)

Sex life status: Not a virgin, but not very experienced either

Jimin cringed from embarrassment, while reading the bio Taehyung had wrote for him. ''Ah~Taehyung~why would you write this? People will think i'm desperate!''

''Want to see my profile?'' Taehyung suggested, having a wide grin plastered on his face, making Jimin sigh. ''No! I bet you've written something even more shameless than mine!'' Jimin protested, but Taehyung showed him his profile anyway.

Taehyung's (Omegas I'd Like to Fuck) Profile:

Kim Taehyung, 21 years old, Male Omega

Bio: if you're interested in fucking a broke fashion student, that is in need of lots of money, i'm right here ;)

Sex life status: Not a virgin, experienced

''Ugh~so cringy~'' Jimin wanted to dig a hole and hide from his embarrassment. His friend was really shameless! How could he write such things and be so confident? Jimin could never do this.

Taehyung still wondered to this day how Jimin was able to lose his virginity to someone, since Jimin was so shy. Jimin lost his virginity to an Alpha he liked in his last year of high-school. Jimin really liked this Alpha, but after their high-school graduation, Jimin never spoke to him again.

They drifted apart.

So ever since that day, Jimin hadn't slept with anyone else. He only tried to take care of himself, when his heats came. Being an Omega and not having a mate, was very hard for Omegas.

Taehyung, who was more fierce than Jimin, always had an Alpha by his side to use when he was in heat. And Jimin felt so jealous. He wished he could be like his best friend..

But Jimin had always been like this.

Jimin secretely hoped no Alpha would message him, while Taehyung was anticipating to receive many messages from Alphas.

~~

Jungkook was currently sitting at his enormous office, signing some reports as usual. It was close to evening and he'd be off from work soon.

Being a CEO wasn't very easy. He worked from 8 in the morning until 7 in the evening. He barely had any time for himself and only had a day off on Sundays.

Naturally, he was under lots of pressure and stress every day. Namjoon, who was his right hand, always suggested to him various ideas for stress relief, but Jungkook never liked his ideas.

Jungkook found his right hand's ideas a little perverted, because most of them, included sexual intercourse with Omegas.

And today was no different. Namjoon was talking about his inappropriate suggestions to Jungkook again.

"So, you know, Jungkook-ssi, there's this dating app for Alphas and Omegas. You just meet up and hook up with them, as a one night stand thing and-" Namjoon was going on a rant about his brilliant ideas again, as Jungkook shut down his laptop, sighing.

"Namjoon, how many times do i have to tell you that i'm not interested in hooking up with random Omegas? First of all, i'm a very known Ceo and this would harm my reputation. Second of all, a one night stand is just plain weird. Third -"

Namjoon wasn't giving up just yet, "Wait till i find someone that is your type, and you'll be begging me to make you a profile!"

"Who said i have a type?" At moments like this, Jungkook wondered why Namjoon was still his right hand. This conversation was making him feel very awkward.

Why was Namjoon so shameless?

"Oh~come on! I know how you like your Omegas, you like them cute and tiny-" Namjoon started to say in a teasing voice, making Jungkook sigh. "Can we stop this conversation please? I am very exhausted and want to go home and rest."

Namjoon chuckled, getting more serious now, not wanting to bother his boss anymore, "Alright. Sorry if i was too much, Jungkook-ssi. See you tomorrow." Namjoon bowed to Jungkook shortly and exited his office.

Jungkook arrived home with the help of his personal driver. Jungkook obviously knew how to drive , but when he was exhausted like this, he had no stamina to do anything.

When he entered his penthouse apartment, he immediately changed out of his formal suit and changed into his pajamas. His pajamas consisted of some loose pants and a warm blouse. Jungkook always told to his maids to wash his clothes and take care of them well.

He enjoyed smelling good. He loved it when his clothes smelled like roses. He loved sweet scents.

It was also one of the reasons why he always dated Omegas, because of the very sweet scents they always had.

But now, being the CEO, he barely had any time to date anyone.

When he went under the silk covers of his king sized bed, he felt his phone buzz. Namjoon had sent him a message.

Jungkook sighed. "What does he want again, ugh," Jungkook grumbled and opened the message, feeling quite shocked.

NAMJOON: I think you might like this one, Jungkook-ssi. Isn't he so your type? He is a blonde, male omega. And he is around 5'8 too. He also seems very cute and needs money. Just hook up with him for once and give him the money he needs. I'm sure he will help you relax too :))

JUNGKOOK: .. You are ridiculous, Namjoon. Of course, i am not going to message him. I am sure other Alphas will message him soon..

NAMJOON: haha don't be shy, Jungkook. I know you like him. You are thinking about it, aren't you?

JUNGKOOK: No? I think it's time for the both of us to go to bed. Good night.

And just like that Jungkook stopped texting his employee.

But he hated the fact that Namjoon was right. The Omega Namjoon had just showed him didn't look so bad. Not bad at all.

He was exactly Jungkook's type.

But Jungkook felt so awkward. If he planned to message the Omega, so they could meet up, what was he supposed to tell him in a situation like this?

He figured to go to sleep, and not think about it too much..

But the next morning, when he woke up and headed to work, he was unable to get the very cute Omega out of his mind. It was now close to evening, Jungkook was planning to seek advice from Namjoon.

He knew Namjoon wouldn't stop talking about this and would tease him non-stop, but Jungkook needed help.

''Namjoon-'' Jungkook called for his right hand, ''Can you..please come to my office and help me out with something?'' Jungkook requested on the phone, ''Yes! I'll be on my way, Jungkook-ssi!''

And in five minutes, Namjoon had entered Jungkook's office, ''You asked for me..?''

''Yes..um, well, there's something i need your help with,'' Jungkook started to say awkwardly, as Namjoon sat down on the chair opposite of his desk, ''Okay? I'm listening!'' Namjoon patiently waited, thinking that it was probably something related with work.

He was more than shocked, when his boss mentioned the famous Alpha/Omega dating app.

''I'm--i want to message the Omega you sent me last night, but i'm not sure what to say. Can--can you please help me out, Namjoon?'' Namjoon tried to hold back and not laugh at his boss. ''Ah, yes, that would be my pleasure, Jungkook-ssi! I knew you'd make the right decision-you liked him that much, huh?''

Namjoon couldn't not tease him anymore.

''Please drop the teasing already and help me out,'' Jungkook said, not liking getting teased at all. Namjoon chuckled, ''Alright, Jungkook-ssi~let's find his profile then~'' Namjoon brought out his phone and searched through the dating app, and finally found Jimin's profile. ''There he is! He created a profile two days ago, but i'm sure he has received so many requests and messages already. Don't you think?''

''I--how would i know? Can you just message him for me? Don't say anything perverted, just be polite and gentle with him. Don't want to freak him out!'' Jungkook said, not trusting Namjoon at all.

''Alright,'' Namjoon laughed, ''But, to be able to message him, you must make a profile on this app too, you know!''

''What? Profile?'' Jungkook was terrible when it came to technology, so he always had Namjoon by his side to help him with such matters, ''You--you make a profile for me then, and message him!''

''Alright~'' Namjoon said again, as he started writing down Jungkook's details, for his profile.

Jungkook's (Omegas I'd Like to Fuck) Profile:

Jeon Jungkook, 31 years old, Male Alpha

Bio: Rich, lonely Ceo, Alpha :)

Sex life status: Not a virgin, very experienced

Namjoon had started to laugh a little, once he was done creating Jungkook's profile. ''What is it? I hope you didn't say anything inappropriate!''

''Ah, no, Jungkook-ssi! See for yourself if you want!'' Namjoon handed him over the phone, so Jungkook could see his profile for himself, ''Oh, wow. That is..very embarrassing. Not a virgin, very experienced? Why do we have to write down our sex life status?'' Jungkook's brows furrowed, feeling very confused.

''The Omega you liked wrote down his status too! Apparently, he is not a virgin, but not very experienced! So, you are a perfect match for him, you can introduce him to new stuff-''

Jungkook sighed again. ''Just get over with this and send him a message, will you?''

''Alright!''

After a few minutes, Namjoon came up with a perfect message and sent it to Jimin!

Now, all they had to do was wait for his response.

''I sent him the message, Jungkook-ssi! Now, we just have to wait for his response.'' Namjoon announced, ''Alright. I'll get going now since i'm tired.''

''Jungkook-ssi! Don't forget to check your phone, incase he replies!'' Namjoon almost shouted, as his boss exited the office, shouting back a small, ''Okay!''

Jungkook headed back to his apartment, and eagerly waited for Jimin's response.

How embarrassing.

He felt like he was back in high-school again, waiting for his crush to write him back a love letter..

~~~

Jimin was starting to feel very shy again. Not one day had passed since he created a profile, and he already had received various messages from Alphas. Jimin was too scared to read most of them.

''Jiminie~let's read them together! I'm curious to see!'' Taehyung insisted, making Jimin whine to his friend again, ''Taetae~no! What if they are all creeps? What if i meet with one of them and i end up raped or killed?!''

''Ugh,'' Taehyung sighed dramatically, ''Why does my friend have to be so paranoid?'' Taehyung suddenly grabbed the phone by Jimin's hand, ''Yah! What are you doing?!'' Jimin yelled at him, but Taehyung had opened his phone, searching through Jimin's messages. ''Let's see--oh--most of them are middle aged men, gross!''

''See? They are all in their forties or fifties--why would i hook up with them anyway?'' Jimin felt so grossed out. He just wanted to delete this app from his phone and try to gain some money in other ways instead..

''Don't be silly, Jimin. I'm sure, there are a few exceptions--oh?'' Taehyung remained silent for a moment, being too focused on Jimin's phone screen, his eyes were sparkling, ''Ah, Jimin. I think we've hit the jackpot here!'' Taehyung's voice was now louder from his enthusiasm.

''W-what? What is it?'' Jimin scooted closer to Taehyung, so he could see too.

''Look at him! This is so hilarious! He is a dork! Check his profile and then read the message he sent you!'' Taehyung had started to giggle, as he handed Jimin over the phone, ''He is in his early 30s, so he isn't very old, but not young either!''

Jimin was met with Jungkook's profile, and couldn't help but giggle himself. Jungkook's profile was not like the other Alphas he had seen so far. Jungkook's profile was quite cute and wholesome. He had a selca for his icon, where he was wearing a black tight suit, that revealed his gorgeous body.

But even in his early 30s, he still had quite a baby face.

His bio was also very simple and not weird like the others.

Jimin felt himself blush a little, reading his sex life status. He was not a virgin and was rather experienced.

''You're interested in him, i assume?'' Taehyung said, teasingly nudging Jimin, ''You like him, don't you? Your cheeks are red!"'

''Yah! S-stop it, Tae--i was just surprised because--''

''Because he seems like a very cool Alpha?'' Taehyung finished off his sentence, and Jimin nodded, ''Something like that?''

''Read his message!'' Taehyung urged Jimin and Jimin did as he said.

Reading his message, made Jimin smile even more.

Jungkook was such a cute Alpha. How could this be?

All the Alphas Jimin had met, were so cold and aggressive.

New Message from Jeon Jungkook:

Hello, Jimin-ssi. I am deeply sorry for what is happening to you at the moment. If you're interested in meeting me, we can meet up at my penthouse apartment so i can help you out :) I have lots of money, and don't mind sharing some with you!

''Oh my god~'' Jimin squealed, reading Jungkook's message over and over again.

''You better respond to him right now, Jimin!''

''B-but what should i say? This is so embarrassing!'' Jimin cried out, now laying on his bed, his phone on his stomach, ''I--feel embarrassed. What should i say to him, so i won't sound desperate?''

''Just tell him you're interested in him and want to meet up, dummy. Simple as that!'' Taehyung suggested, making Jimin sigh. Why was everything so simple to Taehyung but so complicated for him?

''F-fine! I'll message him!"' Jimin announced proudly, grabbing his phone to reply to Jungkook, Taehyung lying next to him, waiting with lots of anticipation, ''I sent it!''

''What did you write to him? Show me, show me!'' Taehyung insisted and Jimin showed him the message, ''Ah~aren't you so cute~'' Taehyung cooed at Jimin, reading the very cute message Jimin had sent to Jungkook.

Jimin giggled, ''Now, we just have to wait for his response!''

''Don't worry, Jimin. You're so cute, i'm sure he will agree to meet you soon!'' Taehyung comforted Jimin with his usual smile, ''If i was an Alpha, i'd hook up with you too~''

''Taehyung!'' Jimin just smacked Taehyung in the arm, then, they both giggled at each other.

Jimin didn't have many paranoid thoughts about this dating app now.

Now, all he had to do was wait for Jungkook's response, so they could finally meet.