"Oh, are you at my table?"

"Yeah I am," Jungkook nodded with a smile.

"Oh yay!" Jimin beamed. "The bride and groom must know we're such good friends. I know barely anyone here."

"I know," Jungkook chuckled. "There are almost four million people in LA and yet you are the only person I spend almost every day with."

"Right?" Jimin agreed. "You gonna eat?"

"A little bit," Jungkook shrugged. "But then I was gonna go get a drink. Gotta take advantage of that open bar, right? You wanna come with?"

"Sure," The older giggled. "That's not a bad idea."

So they ate dinner, talking the whole time, and then headed to the bar. Jungkook ordered whiskey while Jimin ordered white wine.

"You know," Jimin took a sip of his drink. "Weddings always make me sad. It's like, when's my turn? I wanna get married."

"Me too," The taller agreed.

"Really? I never saw you as they marrying type," Jimin laughed. "I haven't even seen you in a relationship at all."

"That's cuz I'm waiting for the right person to come along," Jungkook defended. "Why get into a relationship that you don't think will go anywhere? I mean I've only ever seen you with one person, and that was a long time ago."

"Yeah I guess," Jimin shrugged. "Wow now I'm just sad."

"Wanna drink our problems away?" Jungkook held up his glass.

Jimin clinked their glasses together. "Oh definitely."

*

"Sir, I'm legally not allowed to serve you anymore alcohol."

"Hey man, you don't get to choose whether or not I wanna die of vodka," Jimin's words were slurred, pointing at the bar tender. He then giggled to himself. "I'm not an alcoholic."

"Jimin, I have an idea," Jungkook, who was very drunk as well, grabbed his shoulder. "We're already at a wedding. I think we should just get married!"

"Oh yeah, that's a great idea!" Jimin exclaimed. "But we gotta find the priest."

"Oh but the priest doesn't come to the recep-reshep-to the party."

"Why wouldn't he?"

"Cuz he's a very boring man."

"Oh that makes sense," Jimin nodded. "Oh no so now we can't get married!"

"That's a shame," Jungkook sighed. "But I guess it's okay cuz my mom's not here anyways and she's gotta bring my dog, his name is Baxster."

"Oh that's very nice," Jimin then exhaled. "Woo it's kinda toasty in here."

"Then you-you should take all your clothes off."

"What, no I'm at a party!" Jimin laughed like it was the funniest thing he's ever heard.

"Well then...you could come to my house," Jungkook suggested. "And I can help you take your clothes off cuz that's the hospital-hospitable thing to do."

"Well then can I take your clothes off?"

"I think that would be very fun," Jungkook beamed, standing up. "We-we should get a taxi. If I drive I think we might die."

"Oh no that wouldn't be fun," Jimin stood up as well and they started walking.

Then as they walked out the door Jimin grabbed Jungkook's face and brought their lips together. "Ooh kisses, fun," Jungkook gasped a happy gasp. "Let me put my tongue in your mouth."

Somehow during all of this, they were able to hail a taxi and make it to Jungkook's home without much of a hitch.

*

Jimin was the first to wake up, his head pounding. One by one he realized things, the fact that he was naked, that this wasn't his house, that there was someone next to him. "Ah fuck." He thought he had gone home with a stranger...until the man rolled over in his sleep and Jimin finally realized where he was. "Holy shit!"

Jungkook opened his eyes slowly, starting to make the realizations as well. "Oh my God Jimin. We were drunk...and we-"

"Yeah," Jimin's face heat up. "And we didn't clean up either. I'm still sticky in...places."

Jungkook was too shocked with himself to be disgusted. "I can't believe this. You...a-and me! Oh my God you're one of my best friends and I...we fucked!"

"God Jungkook I'm so sorry," Jimin put his face in his hands. "You said you wanted to wait for the right person and I just took that from you. I feel like such a bad person." The younger didn't speak for a little bit so he looked up. "Jungkook?"

Said male leaned forward, kissing his friend's lips. Jimin's eyes widened. Before he could ask, Jungkook says, "Sorry. I just wanted to see if it felt right."

"D-did it?"

"Yeah kind of," Jungkook put his head down. "Because I was thinking, since we hooked up we must have some sort of subconscious feelings for each other, even if it was just sexual. I...I can only remember parts of last night so I wanted to know if it went anywhere past sexual feelings. And it's okay if you're only attracted to me physically, I just wanted to see for myself."

"This is crazy," Jimin sighed heavily. "Because what if we end up getting together, and it doesn't work out? I don't wanna lose you."

"Well I don't want to either, but what if it does work out?" Jungkook stares at him. "What if...what if we are supposed to be together and we don't try? Mimmie we gotta take risks sometimes."

"I know, but I'm so scared Kookie," Jimin whispers. "What if this ruined everything?"

"We can't take it back Jiminie. Here," Jungkook kissed him again. "Tell me that didn't feel right."

"...It did, it felt very right." Jimin hangs his head in defeat. "I wanna try too, but you have to promise me this won't ruin our friendship. If this doesn't work out you have to promise we'll stay friends."

"Of course Mimmie, I love you," Now Jimin knew he was using the nicknames on purpose. They always made Jimin soft. "I guess this is going to test what kind love I end up feeling for you."

"I love you too Jungkookie," Jimin kissed him one more time. "Now I'm gonna get cleaned up. Can you please not look?"

"Why? I've already seen you naked."

"Yeah but I was drunk! I'm not now and I'm embarrassed!"

Jungkook chuckled, making Jimin realize it was a joke. "Of course I won't look. But go quickly or I might peek."

"Perverted Ass!" 

A/N: So I didn't watch BangBangCon.

I feel like I shouldn't be pressured to feel bad because of it, but I still am being pressured to feel bad about it, so that sucks. I just couldn't force myself to watch it. I cannot with overly emotional things, you've seen my oneshots. Also, there's the fact that the only reason they did this was because Bangtan couldn't do what they love (performing) so they had to livestream concerts to give us content that of course we appreciated, but it's definitely not where they wanna be. They physically want to be on stage, with us all, and they can't so that makes me sad too.

It's also just hard for me to watch concerts online in general. I don't know why, and I love my angels to death of course, but I can't force myself to watch concerts online, even if it is to support my seven biggest role models I love so much. 

I really can't believe I saw people saying you're not a real ARMY if you didn't watch it like that's crazy. I don't spend this much time and energy on Bangtan to be called a fake ARMY. I don't spend thousands of dollars on BTS merch to be told I don't support them enough. Like hello? Let me breath. 

Honestly the people that try to dictate others' lives are the worst. Just let them breath. Especially when the person's done nothing wrong! Like it's of course not bad to suggest things that would make a person's life and/or moral better, but people that get mad when people don't listen to that and continuously try to change them are the worst. I hate control freaks with a passionnnnn.

Anyways, I didn't watch BangBangCon, I still love my boys, end of discussion.

But beginning of new discussion! If you thought this was gonna end any time soon you don't know me. Um, Hi, I'm Mikayla, we're 155 chapters into this, where have you been?

Okay so my oneshots, right? I figured out the exact style I do (I think) or at least, a simple term to define my stories instead of, "Well it's mostly wholesome with some sad parts sometimes but usually they get through it. I also do some fluff sometimes but you know."

Like that's long and insecure and boring. I'm none of those (how am I even supposed to be long..?)

So basically what I write about is..

An Ideal Relationship.

Notice how I said ideal and not perfect. Perfect relationships are boring, I hope you can all agree with that. We don't need no Hallmark movie shit up in here. They don't live in a Utopic world, their life is not perfect.

But it's real.

And it's the good side of real. My stories show themes of sticking together in all the highs and the lows. It shows themes of loyalty. It shows themes of deep love, not just puppy love, but it has the potential to show real themes of real love despite hardships. It's the kind of relationship everyone would like to have. Just two people in love and happy with each other despite any trial that comes in their way.

Okay so now that that's done.

Have any of you played the 100 Baby Challenge on the Sims 4? Cuz I'm only at Baby 16 and I want to die but at the same time I can't stop playing.

Wanna hear the names of my kids?

Screw you you're gonna anyways it's not like you can tell me while I'm in the process of writing the author's note anyways.

Alex

Bailey

Chloe

Dennis (my favorite child)

Elijah

Finley

Gwendolan

Hebsabah

Isreal

Jimin

Kindly (pronounced Kin-DLEE not kind with a lee at the end)

Lionus

Michah

Nigeria

Ophelia

Prince

Except for Dennis, they were all ugly until Hebsabah. She changed the game and how all of my children that have grown to teens are beautiful. 

Let me show you my favorites (oh and just so you know Prince is a baby and Ophelia is a child so they're not included in this yet)

Dennis (of course I mean he's my favorite child)

Hebsabah, the beginning of all my pretty children

Kindly, the erratic super model who looks like Katniss Everdeen (I don't get to pick the traits)

Lionus, just cut he's a cutie

Michah because again he's a cutie, and his traits are all good and he's just a great dude ig

And Nigeria, because she's beautiful but also a lil quirky in a artsy way

As you can see, most of my kids are blonde, it's kind of getting old but whatever.

I named the mom Alyakim Koorbaes cuz why the fuck not?

Also I may or my not have had kids with all of BTS except Jikook cuz they're married in this game and I'd never hurt them like that...

Oh and Mingi from ATEEZ...

And Zach Herron from Why Don't We if you know who that is I didn't even know he was in my world he kinda just spawned in and I thought he was cute in seventh grade so I was like sure why not.

I'm having fun with it, and it's not me who's doing anything bad, it's Alyakim, and I'm not her, and she's making like a whole army of beautiful people so like I don't see the problem-

I was really sad I wanted to have a girl with Mingi so I could name her Princess cuz Mingi's a princess but you know. 

Okay I'mma go eat Pop Rocks and watch SNL now!!!

Have a good day guys!

I love you!

Oh also, give me suggestions to name my kids, just for fun. It's in alphabetical order but I might use the name when it comes up. It's gotta be exciting thoooo I did a terrible job naming my first six kids! Alex Bailey Cleo Dennis Elijah Finley? Noooooo. We got Nigeria, Isreal (which I know isn't spelled right like the country but fuck you they're my kids) Prince, I already got fun names for future kids. Hebsabah, Gwendolan, just have at it. If you have a name I want the name ^^

that was a long closing paragraph but whatever we love that for me(?)

Might love that for us too I don't know haven't decided.

But for the second time, I love you!

May Jikook be in your dreams tonight!

It's not even night for me it's 2:10 in the afternoon-

-Mikayla