sarahcmrn mentioned you in a story.

You reposted a story of sarahcmrn.

↳ jjmaybank replied to your story.

the REAL truth is that i was the third wheel for you and sarah

of course you were
she's my best friend

but i'm your boyfriend

you know what they say
"bros before hoes"

i'm glad to know i'm a hoe

you're my hoe

is it weird i kinda like it?

totally

↳ jjmaybank replied to your story.

can't blame you for it
i'm hot in any circumstances

🙄🙄

↳ pxpe.heyward replied to your story.

are you sure it's chocolate
because it really looks like poop

thank you pope
that's gross

↳ jb_routledge replied to your story.

YOU BETTER NOT MAKE OUT IN MY CAR GUYS

we won't
it wouldn't be the first time though

WHAT

as if you had never done anything with sarah

it's not the same

yeah whatever

↳ jb_routledge replied to your story.

that's cooooool

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

↳ jjmaybank replied to your story.

that was a birthday gift from me to me

your birthday was 3 months ago

yeah well better late than never