One night, while Jessie was asleep in the bassinet in Joker's office, since he didn't trust anyone but Frost to watch her, he went home, so it was just the King and his little princess.  Before "Joker", his real name was Jack Napier Jr.  He was a very smart young man and kind-hearted just like his mother, but his father was nothing rude, mean, or abusive towards himself and his mother.  Jack always wanted to be a father, a better father. A father who would look out for his kids. Rock his children to sleep, change their dirty diapers, and play with them until sunrise, but something terrible happened to the love of his life, Jeanie.   Jeanie was going to the ER because she was feeling a lot of pain. As she drove, another car collided with her car, immediately killing her and their unborn baby.  Jack was at work when he got the call about the car crash, he was very depressed. "I don't want to live anymore, if you can't be with me, Jeanie. I miss you and I will always love you and our baby." He said before he dove into the chemicals and was transformed into Joker. Joker always would hear mothers talking about motherhood, but where were the father's inputs on the subject? So that's when he decided to write a book on fatherhood according to him. 

(Joker narrating) Chapter 1:  Sleeping/Napping- When I first brought my little Jessie home, this "parenting thing" was a whole over ball game than what I was expecting I mean I'm a psychic clown for God's sake! I didn't know how to take care of a baby, let alone myself.  Jessie was fine when she was asleep, but if anyone woke her up, all hell would break loose. At least, Frost knew how to calm down a crying baby, but I got pissed when he made me do it, but I didn't do too bad for my first time calming her down. 

I noticed that my lil princess has marked her favorite sleeping on me, which is my chest.  Who wouldn't love to lay on my chest? I'm super hot, sexy, and 100% handsome. Anyway, if Jessie couldn't sleep, I would lay her on my chest, so she could listen to my heartbeat and feel my soft skin.  She would lay her head over my jester skull tattoo, grip my index finger and go to sleep, while either listening to the sound of a husky, yet soothing voice or my heartbeat. 

Chapter 2: Feeding-  I didn't mind feeding my lil princess her bottle, but when she got ready to try baby food, that's when she learned about "food fights."  One day we were in the kitchen and I had placed her in the highchair, while I prepped her breakfast as I said before I don't trust any of my men, only Frost or Panda. The others are dumbasses. So as I prepped her breakfast and was going to feed her, that lil devil grabbed some food and threw it at me!  I could feel my blood boiling, but I knew better than to yell at her and punish her, for she was just a baby. A very cute baby who could get away with murder with that killer gummy baby smile and those blue eyes. 

So I took some of the food and bopped her nose with it.  Oh how she would do her cute baby giggles, would just my heart melt and sometime she would spray me with the milk from her baby bottle. What could I say? She was and still is Daddy's mini monster, who I love. 

Chapter 3: Diaper Changing- This was the #1 thing I HATED DOING!!!!!!, but when she starts crying and it's a "diaper cry" I just pick her up, hold her at arm's length and yell "FROST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANGE HER!!!!!!!!!" I knew that eventually, I would have to do it, but for the time being, I let Frost change her "dirty" diapers.  Of course, I knew that Frost wouldn't be at the mansion all the time, so I did change one dirty diaper and let's say once, done and NEVER AGAIN!!!!

Chapter 4: Cuddles and Snuggles-  I loved it when it was just me and my lil Jessie. We would have a fun day of playing or trying to destroy Batsy, there were two things my lil princess loved, and they were Daddy's special cuddles and snuggles. Once I got Jessie ready for bed, she would look at me and give me her "killer" puppy eye look, which I fell for every time.  I'd pick her up, wrap her in her favorite blanket, and cuddle and snuggle with her until she went to sleep. 

Chapter 5: Car Rides- If there was one thing I loved doing, other than trying to kill Batsy, is taking my lil princess out for a ride.  The only thing that was a pain in my ass was installing her car seat. I mean the thing was a ton, but I'd drop everything for my Jessie. Once the car seat was installed,  Jessie and I would fly at the speed of sound around Gotham. I could that she was just like me because she would giggle and laugh when I sped up.  

There was nothing in this world that I wouldn't do for my sweet lil baby girl. For I loved her more than anything, for Jessie means the world to me and I'd do anything for her. 

So if you want my opinion on fatherhood, I say that even though it might be rough, there are no instructions that come with a newborn baby, toddler, child, etc., and that you might have your ups and downs, fights, disagreements, or problems, but all in all your still a family and I know that begin a father to Jessie was my second chance at being a father and I wouldn't change a thing.