Blah Blah Blah Have To Start This Part All Over Again
*The Book Opens By Itself*
Narrator:Once Upon a Time There Was a Lovely Princess Who Had The Enchanted With a Curse,She Was Locked Away in The Tower Guarded By The Half-Dragon Half-Human Girl Many Brave Knights Have Tried To Free Her From This Dreaded Prison But None Of Them Survive,She Waited In The Tower Of The Highest Room Of The Tallest Tower Till She Is Rescued By Their True Love And They Share Their True Love's First Kiss
*Jesse Rips The Page*
Jesse:*Chuckles* Boy Like That's Ever Going To Happen,Aw Look At It *Toilet Flushes*
Somebody Once Told Me The World's Gonna Roll Me I Ain't Gonna Get Fooled She Was Looking Kind Of Dumb With Her Finger And Her Thumb in The Shape Of An L On Her Forehead Well The Years Start Coming And They Don't Stop Coming Back To The Rules
*Jesse Gets The Bucket And Collect The Mud He Needs To Take a Mud Shower*
*Jesse Puts The Bucket On The Tree With The Rope On The Bucket*
*Jesse Takes Off His Clothes (Because That is What Shrek Did in The Movie Before He Met Donkey And Fiona) And He Pulls The Rope And The Mud Gets On Him*
Jesse:Braah! *Scrubs His Back*
So Much To Do So Much To See So What's Wrong Taking The Back Streets You'll Never Know If You Don't Go You'll Never Shine If You Don't Glow Hey Now You're An All Stars Get Your Game On Go Play Hey Now You're An Rock Star Get The Show On Get Paid And All The Glitters is Gold Only Shooting Stars Breaks The Mold
*Jesse Gets The Bug And Puts it On The Stick And Then He Brushes His Teeth With it,Jesse Then Smiles And The Glass in The Mirror Breaks*
*Jesse Jumps Into The Swamp Lake And Farts And The Fish Died (This Explains Why He Said If It Was Him,Jessica Would Be Dead) And He Thinks For a Sec And Takes The Dead Fish*
*Jesse Now Fully Dress Is Pushing The Thing I Really Don't Know What it is*
*Jesse is Painting Something And Kisses It And Places it So Everyone Can Know That it's Dangerous*
Which Explains Why The Sigh Jessica Said 'Keep Out Human Doing Ogre Stuff' With Jesse's Face On it Was There
*CHS Students Came Out Getting Ready To Get Jesse Back To Beacontown*
*Meanwhile Back At Jesse*
Jesse:Hmm,*Burps On The Fire* There
*Meanwhile Back At The CHS Students*
CHS Students:Let's Get Him!
*And They Were Off And They Broke The Sigh 'Keep Out' Jesse Heard it And Look At The Window And Sees The Angry Students*
Jesse:Another Day To Scare Them
Only Shooting Stars Breaks The Mold....
*The CHS Students Walked Without Noticing Jesse Was Behind Them*
CHS Student 1:Do You Think He's In There?
CHS Student 2:Yeah Well Let's Get Him!
CHS Student 3:Hey Hey Hold On Remember When Petra Ask Lukas To Be Her Boyfriend And He Said Yes Which Causes Jesse To Run Away For No Reason And Petra Told Us To Find And Bring Him Back Not To Kill Him
Jesse:Well You Can Tell Petra That You Failed
CHS Students:Ah!
Lluna:*Gives Them Angry Face*
CHS Student 4:Back,Get Back I Warned You
*Jesse Licks His Hand And Put His Hand On The Torch*
CHS Student 4:Right....
Jesse:*Roars*
CHS Students:AHHHHHH!
Jesse:*Roars*
CHS Students:AHHHHHH!!!
Jesse:*Roars*
*They Stand There Silence*
Jesse:This is The Part Where You Run Away
*CHS Students Run Away From The Swamp*
Jesse:Hahaha And Stay Out! Huh? *Sees The Wanted Poster*
Jesse:Wanted Fairytale Creatures,Hnemm *Throws Away The Wanted Poster Away*

Part 1 REMAKE Ended.