Jerrys Path

One hour later, Morty has killed a Jerry and stolen his car. He then decorated the vehicle with the Jerry's insides, to say the least. This was not the normal Morty, something was wrong. But we must remember, Rick's new catch phrase was - "I dont give a F****CK!!"
The Rick now has decided to drive to Jerry's apartment, due to the fact that the portal gun's battery emits some, said by Rick, "Quantum sh*t detectable by this muthaf*cka."
So, Jerry is in his apartment, with the battery. He has been detected there. Jerry is a creature with a simple mind. Also, fun fact, getting the battery would be easy, because Jerrys are Beta males. No sh*t Sherlock.

"R-Rick, maybe we should go to the apartment, b-because like, the 'this muthaf*cka' detected something there, you know?", Morty stated proudly. "And the award for stating the obvious AND being and insecure b*tch at the same time goes to Morty!", Rick sarcastically congratulated. "F*ck you, Rick.", Morty said, crossing his arms, looking out the window as Rick drove down the street. As they reached their destination, Morty returned to the stating of obvious facts. "Oh man, Rick, look, theres like a thousand Jerrys there. This is gonna be one tough fight, you hear me?" "Back at it again, Morty. Oh yeah, by the way, th-this wont be tough. Look what I br-uuurgh-ought.", said Rick as he slowly revealed a box. A Meeseeks Box. They were now very close to the apartment, when one of the Jerrys blurted out, "Get him!"
Rick, already prepared, spammed the Meeseeks Box's button. First ten, then 50, then 69, because Rick was tired from pressing and also willing to be very clever. Rick then commanded, "Mr. Meeseeks, kill all Jerrys that are outside!", which started a massive amount of carnage. Meeseeks were cut, Jerrys were decapitated, Meeseeks were shot, Jerrys were slashed with broken beer bottles found in Rick's ship. Rick slowly sit back, opened his can and drank. "Come on, Morty, just en-uurghhhh-joy the show. I'd give you some of this good sh*t but you already seem like a sober f*ck. Also, more for me, biii-uurrghhhhhhh-tch!" As Rick spoke, he flashed Morty with his two lovely middle fingers. "Wow, Rick, thats just cruel, y-y-you know?" Morty said, left out of the 'good sh*t' his grandfather was drinking. Then there was silence between Rick and Morty. The sound of Jerrys crying in pain and Meeseeks hurrying to escape existence is all that disturbed the peace. Then Rick broke the silence.
"Hey, Morty? Buddy? Gotcha some Space Aid! I-I-It's the Plutonians' version of Koolaid! Except pumped with plutonium. You could be all buff and sh*t with that stuff, you know? After all, I saved it here in the ship, j-just in case this event happened. Just f-f-for you." "Aww man, thanks, Rick! I-I-I-I thought y-y-you would never be like-like nice, you know?", Morty said, glad seeing his alchoholic granddad being kind for once.
"M-M-Morty, f*ck off, I only brought this so you could NOT be all Jerry-ish, you know... Dont get your little 'happy ending' vibes on.", Rick said, ruining Morty's "happy ending" vibe.
"F*ck you, Rick. F*ck you."
"Yeah, f*ck ME, pal. ME."
The two waited for the fight between the Jerrys and the Meeseeks decreased in action. Morty sat there, sipping his Space Aid, while Rick occasionally commented on the "not good enough" Meeseeks units.

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