Srry but this is gunna beeee short bc why the hell not!?

11:34
Jerebear: Mikey I can't sleeeeeeep!!!!! T~T

11:35
Mikey: So what do u want me to f*cking do -_~

11:37
Jerebear: Reeeeeead meeeee a stooooorry!

11:40
Mikey: Fuck no!

11:43
Jerebear: But I thought u loooooooved me!!!!!! *~*

11:45
Mikey: Ok its gunnna be f*cking sad alright

11:50
Jerebear: IM ALREADY CRYING!!!!!!!!
But proceed

11:51
Mikey:(brace urself for total sadness)
Ok once upon a time in a dessert in the ocean there was a fat fairy god mother-

11:53
Jerebear: There is no such thing as fat people, their stomachs are just 3D!

(Or as Cartman says big boned -_-)

11:55
Mikey: Well anyways there was a fairy god mother who had a 3D stomach and her name was GHSJDVSKSVKSJVSV so GHSJDVSKSVKSJVSV was in her mansion in the desert in an ocean and all of a sudden an alligator ate her and she died!!!! The end

12:03
Jerebear: OH MY GOD THE SADNESS!!!!!
T~T

12:05
Mikey: I told you! (I warned you too so don't say I didn't! T~T)

That night Jeremy Fitzgerald ended up crying himself to sleep remember people this is a real life sad story, and if you need someone to cry tell them this heartfelt story.

Now coming to theaters near you!
PG-13
We as the company are not responsible
For people who cried themselfs to death,
With total sadness.
Thank You!

Sorry that this chapter was lame and retarded and lame. And retarded-

Random person: AND SAAAAD!!!T~T
Me: Shut the f*ck up! *throws limonz*(sorry Jerebear)

Well antywayz -_- as I was saying sorry that this was lame and all I just got bored and I gotta go to sum party but y'all don't needa know that cause as far as I know none of y'all is righting a biography about me! (Even though that'd be pretty cool!)
Bye My Hunny Bun Peeps!!!!!
-Jazz/Jay