RAMEEEEN (short)

OKAAAAAY FIRST OFF I JUST SAW DEEZ 2 LOZARDS LIKE CREATING SOME INTENSE ASS FRICTION BETWEEN THEM!  DUUUUUDE I THINK THEY'RE FUCKING OR SOME SHIT LOOK THAT!  BUT THEY SURE ARE GETTIN IT ON!  DEM DAMN LOZARDS GOT A BETTER LOVE LIFE THAN I DO... PRETTY SURE ONES GONNA BECOME A SINGLE MOTHER Doe

-JAZZ

8:35 PM
MOIK: Jereeeeeeee

8:39
Jaeeeer: Wot M8 I'm tryin to fuck a Sailor Moon Mannequin!?

8:41
Miek: I WANT FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES!!!

8:42
JAREDWEAB: OMG ThE tItZ ArE fABUluZ

8:44
Mikiooo: I CaNT fOkiNg BrAaaKe DeEz DaMn NooDLez Of sTeEl!?!?!?!?   HAaAAaaaLpGHFFUHDY!!!!!?!?!?!?

8:46
Jerecumnutz: y aRE ThE HaNds sO gOd DaMNed detAILed!?!!!?  CSI!?  FBI!? CIA!?!?  WEEwoOweEWOoWeEWoo!?!?!?!?

8:50
Mikeroo: JusT BaaaAnGiiiNg a bRiCK oF fUcKIng NoooiiiDlez On tHe FuCKIng Windows!?!?!

8:54
Jerjjjjjersdf: iT wANtz ChILd sUpPoRt!??!?! 

8:57
MikMik: I sWeAr tO fUcKiNg GoD I wILL sHoOt tHe sAcKs oF FleSH hAnGIng fRoM mY BaLLz!!??! 

8:59
Holyfucksgerald: I'm NoT rEaDy To BE  a FaTHer!?!?!?

9:00
MikandIk: AHHHHhhhhAAHHHhhhG

9:03
Jerefuckz: aAaaaAAAGhHGhFg



I'm pretty sure they both got arrested- *phone rings* 'yea-.  Um OK....  NO I WON'T BAIL THEM OUT!  I-!!!   I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS THROWING RAMEN EVERYWHERE!!!  NO- Uggggggh!!!!  *call ends* NVM They both got their dumb asses arrested.....

-Jazz/Jay😘

I love chu!!!

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