First of all check out my new friend's new Jeremike book! It's fcking awesome. So plz follow and read her story at LilacCastor

Alsooooo I'm very sorry in advance that this chapter is very lame and short but it's because I'm not getting ideas since I recently forced to move but I don't wanna just disturb people with my problems with the Vampire Nazis! REMEMBER TO SMIIIIIILE!!!!!!

Also Alsooooo here is your Jeremike picture moonpelt1123 (sorry it sucks)

2:32 AM
Mikey:Jere.......

2:40
Jerebear: Mikeeeee!!! It's almost three in the morniiiing!!!!

2:43
Mikey: I'm hungrrrry

2:45
Jerebear: Well then eat your dick or something! I'm pretty sure that will be a mouthful.

3:15
Jerebear: MIKE! Omg are you actually trying that!?

3:20
Mikey: No......

~Meanwhile With Mikey... ~

"Damn it..... Just a.... Little..... Farther.... " Mike grunts out struggling to try and eat his 'man spot'.
He was probably in the weirdest position ever known! With one leg slightly behind his beanie covered head(bending down trying to reach himself) , the other trying to gain the same position as its duplicate. One of his arms stuck under his ass while the second was holding his iPhone trying to text Jeremy back. (can you even imagine that.... )

"Come on Mikey..... It's not that far....Just think of what jere said-" Before the tangled older male could finish he was stopped by the sound of the door being knocked down.

"M-Mike I can't b-believe you really tried th-this!!! WHAT THE F-FUCK AND WHY IS THERE FUCKING KETCHUP AND MUSTARD ON YOU DICK!?" Jeremy shouted trying to hold in a laugh and maintain an angry face.

"So it will taste better..... " Mike mumbled to himself in the background. "-And is that Catnip Tequila!?" Jeremy continued his lecture about to explode with laughter. "Holy shit Mike! Ur so fucking crazy and stupid......!

But that's one of the reasons I love you......."

While Jeremy was going on about he loved Mike and anime and limonz and World dominance..... And a whole Lotta other random shit Mike was just laying on the fucking ground still trying to eat his God damned dick!

SO as you can see this one chapter was a MUCH better love story than Twilight (lol not really but I tried)

~Jazz/Jay

P.S. I love yall my little kawaii Kanye West potatoes!!!!!