I had to put this picture up XD

Mercury's Girl
So this skit starts out with Mercury sitting in a chair in Cinder's lair and he's talking to....a Cinder sock puppet. This sock puppet is the same on used in the "Cinder Who?" skit in season one. Mercury then begins talking in a squeaky voice as he pretends the puppet is talking to him. Cinder Puppet tells Mercury that he's her favorite henchmen and Mercury asks her if she's telling him the truth. Cinder Puppet asks him why she even bothers to keep the other henchmen around and tells him that he's much better then Emerald. Mercury agrees and says that Emerald can't even decide if she's really evil or "evil curious." However What Mercury doesn't realize is that Emerald is standing behind him and can hear every word. Cinder Puppet then expresses her annoyance towards Roman with Mercury agreeing that the conman is nothing more then a joke who has a fancy hat and gets beat up by little girls. Roman, who has suddenly appeared along with Neo, growls and begins getting angry. Neo tries to comfort him by patting his cheek but it's short lived as Mercury begins making fun of her by saying that he can't decide if she's really cute or really creepy. (Spoiler: he's leaning towards creepy.) Neo puts in her two cents by showing a sign that reads "he's dead." Cinder Puppet then tells Mercury that she's usually scary and fiery but she feels extremely girl whenever she's with him . What Mercury doesn't realize though is that Cinder has appeared and she's not happy about how Mercury is portraying her. Cinder Puppet then tells Mercury that she has a secret to tell him . Sometimes she wants them to run and away and start a family together. Mercury says that he's always known and leans in to kiss the puppet. However Cinder chooses this moment to interrupt and with a snap of her fingers she incinerates (or inCINDERates amirite? Ok I'll leave) the puppet. Mercury cries out in despair and Cinder tells him that if she ever sees him doing something that disturbing again she will barbecue his "creepy butt." As Mercury looks down sadly his colleagues walk behind him commenting on what they just saw. Emerald says that the real tragedy is that the puppet was probably the best girlfriend that he has ever had. Now knowing this, Roman says that he almost feels sorry for him. Neo however does not and she makes that very apparent when she holds up a sign saying so before she smacks Mercury across the face with it. Mercury shakes his head to shake off the hit he took and as the rest of the henchmen walk away he pulls out another Cinder Puppet who questions where her "twin sister" is.

Also during the credits they did a funny Easter egg for this skit

Girl's Night Out
This skit starts in the team RWBY dorm where the girls are getting ready to go out. Jaune and Ren show up and Jaune asks the girls why they are getting dressed up. Weiss says that they're going dancing which according to Yang is at a night club that they got tickets for. Jaune comments that dancing sounds like fun and that he has some new dance moves he wants to try out. Blake however tells him that he can't go. Jaune is upset and thinks it's because his dance moves are "too fresh." But Yang tells him that he can't go because it is a girl's night and he is a boy. Ren is fine with not going and even though Jaune is visibly upset he says that he's fine with not going because Ren and he have plans of their own. And even though Ren doesn't seem to remember said plans Jaune tells the girls that Ren is just kidding. Jaune then tells Ren that it's time for them to "raise the roof" but Ren misunderstands him and thinks that there's actually something wrong with the roof. As the boys leave Blake comments on how sad all of that was but Yang tells her not to worry about the boys. Just to worry about the town because they are about to set it on fire. In the team JNPR dorm Jaune is showing Ren his baby pictures but Ren is obviously less then thrilled to be looking at them. As he questions Jaune whether this is the "fun" part of the night or not the blonde boys goes to get them snacks. Ren sighs and wonders if girl's night would've been more fun. However as we cut away we see team RWBY standing in front of a building that's on fire. Yang and Ruby seem proud of whatever it is that they've done but Weiss and Blake are visibly shaken. Weiss has a look of horror on her face and Blake is rocking back and forth on the ground.