• You're almost always too rough.
   Whatever you think is gentle, just dial it back like 10 notches and then that's gentle.

• No noogies. EVER.
It fucks my hair up.

• Driving with the windows down.
It also fucks my fucking hair up. You fucking roll that shit up.

• Pilaties and Yoga are hard workouts.
I can pick things up and put them down too but can you make your ass touch your own face? BAM! I win.

• I cannot drink as much as you can.
If I say I can, I'm totally lying to you.

• Your comments can forever change how I see things.
When I put something on that looks really cute, and you say something like," Hey, you look like a wizard" or " When did you break out of jail?"

• Us wearing the same outfit more than once.
Maybe when we're not going anywhere important or whatever so if you see me wearing an outfit more than once, that means I'm not trying to impress you. Sorry.

• Nice guys do NOT finish last.