disclaimer: do not read if you are nunder two

y/n the high school student was a girl of astonishing beauty that was never ursed by a bad jawline seimicolon all the boys liked her and all the girls were jealous of her; she was shy, you could tell by her e/c glowing orbs; petrifying, purple, flat, fuck and yet somehoe uwu. 

At wild raves when the meta moon prime (i hope this isnt a type of alchahol eloise you know I dont approve of this) was priced reasonably something hungrily confusion beaconed from her e/c orbs; something that never made her wet (Authours note: they all got held back, y/n is 29, 25 years younger than jekyll) (i hope this isn't a sexual reference eloise, you're -169.420  years old) but which spoke when she was asked to talk in class and in the shots of Smirnoff (not sponsored) she took daily before saying to herself "i'm a smurf" and then leaving the house. She was austere with herself.
She drank blue mystery flavour fanta to motify her taste for prime because it was too expensive and she only drank it at parties. Although she enjoyed snapchat she deleted it twelve years ago because she's not like other girls and realised it was getting too popular hash tag paper chromatography meemaw please don't write that it was just a joke. But she had an approved tolerance for bad boys ex oh ex oh.