They showed Sensei my bald spot on my head. They also dramatically, might I add, told Sensei how I reacted.

"Well, it shows your character." Sensei said, 'helpfully'.

Wow. Thanks Sensei.

Feel soooo much better now.

Not.

Apparently. My character is baldness.

Anywho lets get off the topic of my beloved hair, he shall be missed by all.

Sniff.

I will miss him.

AHH! Stop thinking about your hair,  Jay! Ahem. Lets start again shall we? So, our plans were now busted since Lloyd and Dom came back. So now we have to think of something different.

I just miss my hair!

I can't think straight.

I keep on thinking about my hair.

Sniff.

Wait. It's a sign that maybe my hair had my wisdom!

"Guys!" I exclaimed running towed them. Excited to share my idea to all my brothers. "My hair holds my wisdom!"

"Good thing your gonna be bald." Cole said chucking to himself. He smirked.

I frowned.

Thanks Coley-boy, thanks.

I feel the love.

"But guys. Seriously. Think!" I tapped my head. "Wait-...."

Kai rolled his eyes. "Wait for what? Zapbag."

Sensei is wise and he is bald. But he also has a beard. Which could be where he gets his wisdom from.

Yeah. My hair holds my wisdom.

I walked over towards Zane.

"Zane? Is it possible that hair holds wisdom?"

Let me tell you something. Zanie looked at me with the most funniest expression I have ever seen. "No."

"What do you mean no!?"

"I mean it is impossible for hair to hold wisdom."

"But Sensei's beard holds wisdom!"

"He is different."

"What do you mean by...different?"

"He's a Sensei."

I blinked.

"So, let me get this straight, if I become a Sensei my hair will hold wisdom?"

Guess what! He didn't answer. He just proclaimed that he had to make supper and walked away.

Huh.

Maybe Zane had a glitch and that is why he didn't answer.

Or he knew he was wrong and I was right!

Robots probably don't know everything, they just say they do so people will listen to them. They probably just search everything on google before they answer. I mean, I would do that if I was a robot. Which gladly I am not because then I won't have blood, and I love my blood!

After I came to conclusion, I set out to find Lloyd. I really need to fix the story on how he thinks my hair got cut. Cole dramatically retold the story in the way it DID NOT happen.

He said that a octopus came out of the sewer holding a weed-eater in its slimy tentacles. He overpowered Kai and Zane, and went straight towards me. Apparently, Cole then threw himself in front of me and begged for him not to take my life. But when the octopus threatened him. He stepped out of the way claiming that he didn't like me that much anyway.

I rolled my eyes. What a lame story.

Anywho, Lloyd believed Cole and told the story to his Mom, Misako. She then told it to old Garmie, who told it to his students. Now. Knowing the Kids they probably exclaimed it to the world.

That's how rumors start folks. Thanks to my buddy Cole.

"Thanks Cole." I muttered under my breath. "The world probably thinks it's true too. After all. New Ninjago City is a place where the impossible happens."

I turn the corner. And low and behold I found Lloyd texting a certain someone.

"Lloyd don't you dare tell the person your texting!" I exclaimed.

"Well, I dare to tell her about
the thing that I have no idea what you are talking about."

I paused trying to comprehend what he just said.

He said. Her.

"Okay..." I said slowly. All of a sudden my mind lit up like a light bulb.

"Are you texting Dom?"

He looked up at me slowly before hesitating. He blushed. "Maybeee."

He gave me an innocent face.

You know what? He's texting Dom.

"Ooooo. Are you giving her kissy emoji faces!?" I make some kissing sounds as I lean over his shoulder.

"Stop!"

"No!"

I grabbed the phone and looked at it.

"Oooooo."

Lloyd blushed. "Go away." He tried to grab his phone. But I smacked his hand.

"No!"

I quickly skimmed through the text, being the thoughtful brother I was.

"JAY!"

"Will. You. Go. Out. With. Me?" I read a text. I paused and quickly scrolled down to see her answer. "Oooo she said yes! And then she said...I love you to the moon and back?"

Lloyd blushed furiously before tackling me to the ground. "MY PHONE NOW!"

I started typing as fast as I could coming up with this crummy love poem.

'My love for you is great,
How I found you was fate.
Here's just a note.
To express my love.

Some roses are pink others are yellow
Please don't kiss a random old fellow.
For if you do I will surely cry,
Just like the rain in the sky.

My love for you is great,
How I found you was fate.
You will always be mine,
Even if this poem doesn't Rhyme.
I just wanted to say,
I love you to the moon and back.

I love you, Babe.'

I quickly screen shot the texts and sent it to a chat with everybody on it.

Lloyd glared at me before squishing me. He drew back his hand ready to punch. His fist started to glow green.

Opp. Time to give the phone back before we have no more floor. I smiled sweetly and gave him the phone. He smirked victoriously before getting off of me and sitting back onto the couch. He was texting Dom as soon as you could say bananas.

Do you like bananas? I do. I know Kai doesn't really like them though. He says they stink.

Eh. Bananas are good.

Anyway. I got off the floor, and threw a pillow at Lloyd, that was on the couch.

He glared at me. "What do you want!?" He snapped.

I flinched as his slobber touched my face. Ew.

"I want to know whether or not, you told Coles story to the world."

"Uhh. No. who would believe that stuffy fat cake face of his anyway?"

"You?"

"Pshh." There was a pause. "No."

Lloyd smirked and went back to texting Dom.

I was about to leave the room when I quickly turned around. Bringing up the topic earlier. "Do you think hair holds wisdom?"

"Yeah."

"Really?"

"Yeah because you are stupider now then before."

Oh.

He smiled victoriously at his phone screen before telling me to get lost.

I shrugged. I wanted to leave anyway. I want to tell everyone who Lloyd was texting.

Lloyd was texting Dom.

Lloyd loves Dom.

Time for an evil plot.

THE NYA LOVER OUT!

Hey peeps. No update next week for I am on Vacation. Just me though. I am going to Michigan for Youth Camp. Yay!! ^_^

So Question:

What poem would you have written on Lloyd's Phone to Dom?

Have fun!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
bluebajoons