"Pant, pant, pant. Why must, pant, we train, pant, pant, this hard, pant, every single day!?" Cole explodes as Sensei lets us take a breather.

Sensei quietly sipped his tea. "Because. Dark Shadow is a new Villain, and you need to be on the top of your game!" He went back to sipping his tea.

I leaned against the wall breathing heavily. Zane came and stood next to me. I snorted in disgust.

How does he do it? How does he train just as hard as us but is not gasping for breath!?

Well, I know how. I already asked Zane that question. He explained it with so much scientific sayings. That even my geek head spun. But I got the main message.

Nindroids don't need to breath in order to survive.

That's probably how he has that underwater record. That little cheat.

I narrowed my eyes at the tin head.

Ahh, the advantages as a nindroid.

"Doesn't Kai have to be on top of his game too?" Cole states as he flops onto a nearby bench.

"Yes. Yes he does." Sensei said as he looked at Cole. "But Kai is sick. You saw him yesterday!"

"When specifically?" Cole wondered aloud. "When he was talking to the wall or kissing the flower pot?"

"Both."

"Oh. I see."

I rolled my eyes. "Even I knew that Kai wouldn't be aloud to train." I announced. "Duh. It's obvious."

"Yeah! OBVIOUSLY! Coley-boy."

I look up to find Lloyd smirking and eating a green Sucker.

Where did he get the sucker?

Zane sighed. "Lets not go into this 'Obviously thing' again." He directed it to Lloyd who smiled and sucked his sucker.

"But obviously it was obvious!"

"Lloyd, my nephew." Sensei said as he sipped his tea.

"Yes, uncle?"

"Sit, down and shut up."

Lloyd looked offended as he moved to sit down.

"Now." The ancient teacher glanced up and smiled at us, making crinkles by his eyes appear. "Let us continue." He slurped his tea loudly this time. Swallowing he slammed the cup onto the ground and stood.

"Chicken flap, go."

My teammates and I quickly stood and did the pose that was called the chicken flap.

Sensei weaved in and out of us nodding. "Hippo leap, go."

Once again we all moved to positions.

"The Mohawking Moose, go."

The what...?

In the corner of my eye I saw Lloyd move into a position. I'm glad Lloyd knew this one!

I moved into the same position he was.

Sensei gasped and took his bamboo stick. He whacked each of us on the head. "No, no, no, no! It more looks like your a buck-tooth beaver! I said Mohawking Moose!"

I gulped.

What even is the Mohawking Moose? Sounds like a Moose hunting a hawk or something.

I noticed Cole whispering something to Lloyd. Lloyd chuckled inhaling sharply making the sucker, in his mouth, disappear into his throat. He started to choke.

Zane immediately went to the rescue.

Maybe that's the mohacking Moose.

Hahaha. That's funny.

"Lloyd's definitely the only one who know the Mo-hack-ing Moose position." I chuckled voicing my thoughts.

I received at glared and I smiled. Hey. I'm the one who didn't swallow their sucker.

Zane shoved a mini vacuum down Lloyd's throat.

Lloyd gaged then his face color merged in to a violet indigo purple.

Sensei chuckled under that long wavy beard of his.

Instead of helping his nephew he just laughs at him. What kind of an uncle is that!? My uncle picks me up and noogies me. I bet he couldn't do that now, not with all this muscle.

I mean. Seriously! I may be short in stature but I am plentiful in muscle.

I flexed my babies.

Anyway, Sensei is probably laughing because nobody knows what the Mohawk of moose or something or other is.

Kai came stumbling up, "Are we vacuuming Lloyd's face off!? Yay! let me try."

He took the vacuum from Zane, turned it on high, and than shoved it into Coles face.

"Wee this is fun!" Kai sang dancing around the annoyed black ninja.

"KAI." Nya's voice came from the PTA, "get back to your room! And if I catch you out of your room again...." a growl of frustration then followed. "Let me tell ya something, brother, you don't want me to catch you!"

Zane calmly dragged Kai back to his room ignoring Cole and the vacuum completely.

I stood there for a bit laughing at Cole, he looked so helpless standing there with a vacuum in his face, that I had to enjoy it for a bit.

After a few minutes, I helped Cole with the vacuum.

Cole had a huge vacuum mark on his face.

"Uh Cole," I started.

"What?" Cole growled.

"Nothing." I said quickly. I like this new look for Cole, it made him look more stupid I liked it.

Anywho back to Lloyd, who everyone forgot about, was unconscious on the floor, still with his purple face. I surprised he's not dead yet.

Sensei stopped laughing at the sight of his soon to be dead nephew, "Jay." He said calmly, "help Lloyd recover, and Cole help Jay."

"Yes, Sensei." Cole and I grumbled.

We walked over to Lloyd, and stared down at him.

Man I don't know how fan girls find him hot. He is anything but hot, he is like ugly x1000 bajillion. I guess Dom likes his ugliness in order to hang around him, but the fangirls don't like Dom manly because she's dating the green ninja. They call her the unpopular for some reason. Maybe because if she not a ninja she can't date a ninja or something....Man fangirls can get mean if they don't have their way. Good thing Nya isn't like that she is just so perfect. Nobody could be as awesome as Nya.

Anyway back to Lloyd, with all that bleached hair, I mean I could look better with 4 eyes! I mean, I'm the hot one, with all the muscle, brains and good looks.

I looked at Lloyd once more, Man, Lloyd is ugly. Just how the fan girls coo over him gives me the heebie jeebies.
But I don't need fan girls cause I got Nya.

I sighed happily as Cole gave me a glare.

"Stop thinking of Nya and help me."

"How did you know I was thinking of Nya?" I asked confused.

"Because you were standing there with a glazed look in your eyes, and repeating Nya's name."

"Do I really make it obvious??" I asked hoping the answer was no, but I knew I was wrong.

"Yup." Coley-boy responded.

Then we turned back to Lloyd who's face was still purple.

"We should take a picture and put it on Lloyd's fan page." Cole said evilly.

"Oh yah," I said, "then no girls will coo over him."

"Huh?" The shaggy haired boy asks.

"Nothing it's just payback time for the green ninja.

"Payback for what?" Came the reply I didn't want.

"I don't know we will think of something."

THE NYA LOVER OUT

Hey guys this is banana who happens to be the one and only blackbanana!!!!! Da dada
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Any who bluebajoons wrote to the part before Zane shoved the vacuum down Lloyd's throat, and I wrote the rest. Hope y'all love it.

QUESTION TIME
Who is the hottest ninja??

I have a tough time deciding to Cole or Lloyd. Anywho tell me what ya think.
Bluebajoons probably will choose Jay.

Oooo ooh another question.

If you met the ninja what would you say to each ninja ( and Misako, Garmadon, Nya, and Sensei Wu?)

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