"Everyone fight!"

"Just because you have the fake beard, Kai, doesn't mean you can act Sensei!"

"It's just a fake beard, Kai!"

"Yeah! You have to fight too!"

"Agreed."

So, yesterday. We opened presents. Kai was mostly surprised on what he got. Especially from Lloyd. He got a beard. A fake beard. And now he's wearing it, while he is supposed to be training with us!

Oh and we are still doing that surprise party for Zane tonight. I am so excited! 

Anyway...the beard is driving us crazy.

"Nobody can disagree with the beard!"

Oh, yeah?

"Well, the beard doesn't mean anything!" Protested Lloyd.

"Except that you are old..." Cole explained.

I agreed. "Yeah and oldness means that you are..." I trailed off searching for the word I was going to use. "How do you say it? Oldery? elders?"

"Elderly?"

"Yeah thanks, Zaney!" I slapped him heartily on the back.

"Nuh-uh! It's means your wise and smart!" Kai shook his head vigorously.

Cole disagreed with Kai. "Nooooooooooo!"

Nice dramatic affect Coley-boy.

Lloyd raised his eyebrow cocked his head. "Uh...they both mean the same thing, Kai."

"Stupidity, suits Kai more." Zane said quietly to me.

I chuckled. "Yeah, stupid and elderly!"

We both laughed evilly.

"Well, Sensei says he is the wisest!"

"My uncle is the wisest!"

"Yeah, he is the wisest!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"But, I have the beard!" Kai explained sitting up straighter on his 'Sensei mat' which is just a bathroom towel. "Now get training you lazy bums!"

"Well, are you gonna train Kai?" Lloyd asked.

"I know the answer to that!" Cole waved his hand in the air. "No! Because he is a Sensei."

Someone is taking the wrong side.

I started to grumble. "Kai deserves a kick in the head."

"Unmmm not really?" Zane said.

"DON'T TOUCH THE HEAD THAT HOLDS THE BEARD!"

Cole burst out laughing at this while Lloyd rolled his eyes.

"He deserves a kick in the face!"

"Maybe I am too awesome for that!"

Lloyd who was across the room, by a dummy, started to choke.

"Cough, caff, cough."

Cole answered, "In your dreams, Kai."

"Cough, caff, cough!"

"Umm guys I think Lloyd's actually choking..." Kai trailed off glancing at the green ninja. 

Cole rolled his eyes, "we know that hothead..wait LLOYD!?" Cole started to panic.

I snorted, "what ever it's Lloyd the green ninja he can handle anything you throw at him right?"

Zane turned to me, concern lined his face, "still."

All of a sudden Kai randomly yells, "MAYBE THE BEARD CAN HELP!?"

When Lloyd heard that started to choke really loud. "CAFF, COUGH, CHOKE!"

Cole freaked.

"LLOYD!? MY PAL!?"

Zane standing next to me announced, "I am coming Lloyd!" He then tried to run over to Lloyd, but tripped over Cole who was also running to aid Lloyd. They both toppled into a punching bag and groaned.

Lloyd started to gasp. Sucking in air making a weird 'huuuuh'  sound. But ya know with more of the 'huuuh'.

Anyway I stood, leaning against the wall, acting cool and watching the show. Things like this don't happen everyday you know.

"BEARD POWER!"

"COUGH, CAFF!!"

Cole, who was on the ground, underneath Zane said all calmly. "Kai why don't you just stop now?"

"Yeah! KAI. SHUT UP!" I smirked.

"LLOYD HOLD STILL!" Zane scrambled back up and once again ran to his teammates' aid.

"DON'T MOCK THE BEARD!"

Lloyd's coughing trailed off as Zane began to whack him on the back.

"I will take away that beard,  Kai!" Cole threatened standing up and dusting himself off. "I will take it away!"

"Keep on mocking the beard," I paused searching for a random name. "Hairy!"

Kai protested, "No! His name is Killer!"

Lloyd who finally found his voice, thanked Zane, and turned to Kai, "Killer the beard?"

Cole disagreed, "that doesn't suit the beard. Sorry, Kai."

"It should be Donald the beard!" I exclaimed.

"Agreed. I like that name!" Zane said after scanning Lloyd to see if he was really okay.

"NO IT'S KILLER!"

"YEAH IT ALMOST KILLED ME BY MAKING ME CHOKE!"

Cole started to chant. Pumping his fist in the air he chanted, Donald, Donald over and over.

I nodded. Proud of the name I supplied I yelled, "DONALD IT IS!"

Zane cheered, "YAY! Three cheers for Donald!"

"THE BEARD HAS NOT VOTED!"

"Killer?" Lloyd questioned eyeing the beard. The beard moved slightly. "AHA! The beard moved when I said Killer! NOW IT IS THREE ON THREE!" He exclaimed.

Cole frowned, but then his face lightened. "Nya! Let's get Nya!"

"NYA! DONALD OR KILLER!?"

"SAY DONALD!"

"NO KILLER!"

Nya poked her head into the training room. "Uhh, Donllar?"

Kai slapped his head in agony, "AH! WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE NAME IS THAT?"

Smirking Lloyd said, "I can't wait to see what Jay and Nya name their first child!"

I glanced at Nya and blushed. She blushed too.

Cole giggled very unmanly, "it probably will be Donaldlet."

"Why don't we name the beard smiley or the?" Zane asked coming up with random names. "Or peanut or turquoise?"

Turquoise for a beard name? No. no.

Kai slapped his knees and laughed a big hearty laugh. "I like Donaldlet!"

Lloyd and Zane chuckled.

"Or it can be donald-etti!" Cole laughed.

"YESSS! Donaldlet! Perfect." I smiled that's a perfect name for the beard.

"Me likely!" Kai agreed.

Lloyd cheered, "the beard moved its agreed!"

Nya laughed and cheered. "Yay!"

"Then it's settled. Nya and Jay will have a child called Donaldlet." Cole stated. "The voted have been casted!"

Nya and I looked at each other in shock.

"Wait!" I protested. "I thought this was the name chosen for the beard!"

Zane nodded. "Yeah. That's what I thought too."

Nya argued with Cole. "Nuh, uh. Our kids will have cute names like Nyla and Jayson! You, Cole, and your future wife will name your kids like christophgingalettabean!"

I took a step back. She insulted my friend! Oh, well. That was a pretty weird name anyway...

"I don't want a niece with that name!" Kai said.

Lloyd mumbled. "I don't even want a niece yet."

"Well, I don't want a child yet!" Cole exclaimed.

"You need one Cole!"

"Why don't we wait a few years?" Kai suggested.

"Yeah, like three million."

Nya frowned at Lloyd, "wouldn't we be dead by then?"

Lloyd opened his mouth to comment but Cole beat him to it.

"Maybe by that time Lloyd will be married!" Cole laughed.

"Hey!"

"Can't you imagine a little Lloyd running around?"

THE NYA LOVER OUT!

Hey dudes and dudettes. Forks and knives. Jam and butter! How was your day? Good, bad, not so good, or just the lamest day in history??

I had a good day.

So question:
Would you rather have lots of pillows to sleep with or just one?

Comment, comment, comment and VOTE!!

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