things were all quiet, until aiden teleported back in the theatre

aiden: hey, guys. i'm back.

nicholas: was it good?

aiden: it was, even though i've been to that sushi place before, speaking of sushi, this is for the belladonnas.

he said as he tossed a to-go box at the cat faunus family, and when they opened it, their eyes were full of stars and said...

belladonna family: thank you aiden.

aiden: you're welcome.

(moana reference)

ruby: so what now?

aiden: time to watch the rest of SUCTION CUP MAN 4!!!!!

audience: but first. i'm going to bring in some more guests, but you're not gonna like who it is.

he said as he brought in the very huntsman team that they hated when they saw the footage, team CRDL, which made everyone fume in anger, including the arc family

team RWBY, PNR, CFVY, and Arc family: YOU!!!!!!!!!

they yelled as they were pointing at cardin

cardin: wha..what's going on?

Yang: you blackmailing jaune in the past, that's what's going on.

Saphron: not to mention on what you could've done if you revealed my little bro's papers if that happened.

cardin: what are you talki....are you one of jaune's sisters?

aiden: oh, not just her, jaune's entire family is here as well, and they know what you did to their son/brother.

arc family: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!

cardin: what are you talking about?

aiden then began to explain what's going on and what he told them before he brought him and his team here, and let's just say, they were shocked on what their counterparts had done

cardin: i can't believe it, most of my counterparts revealed his transcripts, despite what their jaune's said to them at the foreverfall forest?

yang: yeah, and it caused those jaune's lives to be ruined because of you.

terra: yeah, and when you mess with those jaune's, you mess with us.

glynda: mr.winchester, once we get back, you are so going to be expelled.

cardin gulped at what she said

aiden: and before we start the footage, i'm gonna do this. cardin, don't....blink.

he said as he started to download the suction cup man showings to team CRDL, and when the downloading stopped, they were in their seats laughing at the SCM vids

aiden: ok, now let's start shall we?

he said as we now see the business guy putting his coffe on his table, pulled out some papers and messed with them for a bit, and faced them down on the table, then looked at his clock as it turned into 9 A.M.

nicholas: he has a digital clock.

roman: i wish we had something like that on remnant.

neo nods at his partner's statement

he grabbed his mug and dranked out of it and began to start working in the silence, but that silence wa cut short when outside popping noises began to be heard, making his eyes widen as he placed his paper and pen down

the audience began to smile, knowing what those noises meant

business guy got up as the noises start getting louder as he started to find the source, but then outside of one of his windows, a shadow was seen with some pointy things on it, business guy's eyes widened as he sees...

as suction cup man returned with some dildos on him, the females were blushing at seeing his new look while the guys were laughing their heads off, except ren because he's quiet all the time

yang: (blushes) whoa.

phyrra drooling

coco: (blushes) me likey.

nora: (chuckles) pixels.

saphron covers her baby son's eyes at this scene as terra blushes

Tai: (laughing)

as business guy was looking at him in a confused state, jaune opened the window saying...

jaune:.....I'M PENIS MAN!!!!!!

As he said that, the guys in the audience started to laugh uncontrollably at his new name, and surpisingly...ren

Tai: (Laughing) PENIS MAN!!!!

Qrow: that has to be...the DUMBEST NAME EVER!!!!!

Nicholas: i kinda have to agree.

he said, only to rewarded with a bunch of slaps given by his wife and daughters/daughter in law

nicholas: sorry, won't happen again.

lucy: it better not.

business guy:.....no. the FUCK YOU ARE NOT!!!!

Jaune: yes i am.

business guy: fuck you, i'm calling the cops. you're not allowed to have those!

jaune: oh no no no! you might recall the judge said ''climbing grade suction cups''. do these look climing grade to you?

he said as he boinged the dong on his helmet

the audience started to look at eachother on hearing his point

blake: now that i think about it, he's right.

weiss: yeah, i mean...they're just...(then blushes) you know...uhh

aiden: plastice dicks.

weiss: ...yeah, that.

business guy: well, not technically, but.

jaune: SLAP!!!

He said as he threw the paper that the judge gave to him as business guy looked at it

jaune: as per the court order from your lawsuit...i am legally following your rules.

audience: he's right.

business guy: that's...uh...you're getting caught up in sementics!!!

jaune: by the way, have you heard the sounds these things make?

he said as he grabbed the dong he used to climb and began making slopply mac-n-cheese sounds

saphron: oh, god, why jaune?

she groaned as the rest of the family is trying to hold in their laughter, same thing with the rest of the audience

as he stopped he said...

jaune: that's waht good mac-n-cheese sounds like.

he said as the audience started to let out their held in laughter, including terra

saphron: you too, terra.

terra: what. i can't help it.

business guy; i don't care what it sounds like!!! you can't just put COCKS on my windows!!!

jaune: why not? now there's cocks inside and outside.

business guy: YOU'RE A COCK!!!!

then jaune pulls out his guitar

jaune: hey, i wrote you a song

he said to the business guy with a glass shattering sound effect

ironwood: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!!!

aiden; like i said, it's a thing in this universe.

jaune: it goes a little something like this.

he sang the sing, but the lyrics is jsut the word ''penis'' being repeated in an annoying way

business guy: STOP SAYING PENIS!!!!

Juane: penis.

business guy: FUCK!!!

then a woman in red hair walks in

penny: sir, what is going on in here?

business guy: it's nothing penis! i mean uh...penny

he said as the audience started to laugh even more at what the business guy said, but then stopped at hearing the woman's name and looked at penny, who had a shocked face

pietro: daughter, you're in this really.

penny: i am father

she said in a happy tone

aiden: sorry to upset you penny, but this isn't you, this is a different penny

he said as she pouted, but was happy that there's another person with her name

jaune: I'M PENIS MAN!!!

penny: ahh...

then the cops came in

cop 1: officers incoming.

business guy: oh thank god. the cops.

cop 1: we came as soon as we heard all the screaming.

jaune: that's a wierd thing to come to.

business guy: he can't use those right? he can't legally own suction cups.

cop 1: hmm..let me see. the judge said ''climbing grade''...are those climbing grade?

he question as jaune made this face

cop 1: ...i don't think those are climbing grade. what a wacky situation.

he said as he snapped his fingers with a smile on his mustachioed face

business guy: well, then i'm taking you back to court, you son of a bitch! i'm gonna get you banned from using any suction cups FOREVER!!!!!!

he yelled as jaune made a menacing looking smug smile

the audience was a little shaken at seeing his dark side face

jaune: you just don't get it do you

he said, making the business guy confused

jaune: you're really gonna ban me from all suction cup? plungers can be used as suction cups. so can dent pullers for fixing dents in your car. mounts for your phones that stick to your windshield. those rubber base shower hooks, foam dart with the sticky ends, your mom!

aiden: (chuckles) your mom.

jaune: suction cup therapy, DO NOT look that up!

aiden: (looks at the audience) and you don't want to.

harriet: why.

aiden: trust me, DON'T!!!

Jaune: have you EVER considered that the human mouth as a suction cup!? i can and will climb with all of these things IF I MUST!!!

His speech shocked the remnat audience with a silence in the room, until summer broke it

summer: now that is some speech, right honey.

tai: totally, summer. totally.

business guy: JESUS CHRIST! i just want you off my fucking tower!

jaune: ...well since that ain't gonna happen. would you rather have me climb with cups, or cocks.

business guy: fine...i'll drop the case, but you can only climb my tower on weekends.

maria arc: wait, does that mean...

jaune: deal. hurray! i'm suction cup man again. LOOK AT ME GO!!!!!

He yelled as he activated his parachute and flew far away

penny: what...is...happening?

yang: what's happening is that SUCTION CUP MAN IS BACK!!!!!

she yelled as everyone started to cheer

we now see a door opening, revealing it to be jaune and the movers, but were surprised when jaune said...

jaune: oh yeah, i stocked up

he said as half of the room was filled with plastic pixellated dicks

nicholas: i'm suprised that he managed to do that, even before he got his suction cups back

arc family: agreed.

jaune: ah-just...just leave them outside. i'll get rid of these.

he said as business guy walked in his office with a smile, but frowned in irritation when he sees his office filled with the pixellated dicks as the screen went dark

aiden: what do you think?

audience: STILL HILARIOUS!!!!

aiden: i though you might say that, because there will be more of the transformers viewings like the first one.

blake: you mean the one with jaune as optimus prime?

aiden: correct-a-mundo. but first, beat up team CRDL for what their counterparts have done to their dimenson's jaunes

yang: it will be our pleasure.

nora: i'll break their legs.

they said as the audience, minus the villains, were about to pummel team CRDL into paste

end of chapter, hope you enjoyed it.