nicholas: so, what's next, space guy gamer?

ruby: yeah, what will you be showing us?

blake: i'm curious myself.

me: well, surprise. i'll be showing you another...... SUCTION CUP MAN Showing!!!!!

i said as everyone gasped and started cheering at what i said

me: but...one part of this viewing will make the females in this room blush.

females: why?

me: you'll see.

i said as the screen started the viewing

we now see a court building with ominous music playing in the background

charlotte: a court?

saphron: (sighs) what did jaune do?

me: you'll see.

cop 1: all rise. honorable judge carter presiding. court is now in session.

judge: thank you, you may be seated. our first case today is 10-4-16. mr.guy business vs....suction cup man, does the plaintiff's counselor have an opening statement?

lawyer: yes, your honor.

nora: hey, look it's fearless leader.

June: LOOK AT ME GO!!!!!

Nicholas: june.

june: what, nora was doing it, so why don't we?

terra: my sister in law does have a point.

nicholas was about to say something, but then though about it and said

nicholas: ok, you do have a point.

lawyer: we are filing a lawsuit against mr. cupman for trespassing and causing damage to mr. business's property.

judge: thank you counselor, does the defense have an opening statement?

he said to suction cup man, who's currently not in his seat

yang: where is he?

me: you'll se in a second

judge: if the defense has an opening statement, you have the floor.

jaune: no i got the ceiling, look at me go.

he said as he was surprisingly on the ceiling with his suction cups and let go of the hand held suction cups, thus letting hang down from the ceiling

weiss: how did he manage to get up there? i mean sure he used suction cups, but how?

phyrra: i'm pretty sure he must be a trained professional in this reality.

judge: mr. cupman, please get down.

jaune: NO!!!!

Saphron: jaune, please don't resist the judge.

judge: sir, i am prepared to hold you in contempt of court.

jaune: are you prepared to hold DEEZ NUTS!!!????

everyone: WHAT!!!???

they said as i started laughing at that meme reference

winter: what's so funny?

me: i'm sorry, it's just that....in my reality, there's a funny internet thing called a ''meme'' and what jaune said was one of those memes.

judge: ...do you even have an opening statement?

jaune: do you even have DEEZ NUTS!!!!????

He said as it made yang and tai laugh at that joke, since they now understand that part of the meme

summer: (scoffs) dummy.

she said while smiling at her husband

jaune said as he started to look around the court and said

jaune: ....uh, yes.

he answered as he fell to the ground and got back up

jaune: your highness.

weiss: why did that dolt say that to the judge, he's not even a king

jaune: i never damaged this dummy's tower, i olny smudge his windows. i find him guilty of being a bitch.

he said as he pointed at a certain CEO

Judge: mr.cupman, will you please refrain from--

he was then cut off by jaune/suction cup man

jaune: OBJECTION!!!!

He exclaimed as he jumped back on the ceiling

everyone; whoah.

phyrra blushed at that acrobatice jump

jaune: you can't tell suction cup man what to do.

arc family: yeah

nicholas: HAHA, that's my boy.

business guy: you cannot deny that you tresspass on my tower, almost every day!!!

jaune: you cannot deny DEEZ NUTS!!!

Me: (does a peter griffen laugh)

business guy: I HATE YOU!!!!!

Lawyer: (whispers) probably shouldn't say that.

Judge: Order! order in the court!

jaune: order?

judge: yes, order.

jaune: what are we ordering, i didn't know this was ''food'' court.

he said, which made yang, tai, and surprisingly everyone else laugh at that pun

judge: (squints his eyes at jaune)

everyone stopped laughing at that face, which made them worried

judge: suction cup man, i find you guilty of all charges! you are hereby BANNED from owning any climbing grade suction cups! your suction cups will be siezed and auctioned off!! court is adjourned!!!

he said as he balled up the paper and threw it at jaune, who is on the ceiling

arc family & Team NPR: WHAT!!!!!?????

Nicholas: are you kidding me!!!!

nora: he can't do that!!!!

arc sisters: YEAH!!!!

Saphron: if i was in that reality, i would DEFINITELY make those idiots pay.

Terra: same, here honey.

jaune: WHAT?! FUCK YOU!!

Judge: no, (hammers gavel) fuck YOU!!! Officer, remove him from my ceiling.

he commanded as the cool sunglasses cop shot the ceiling with his gun without looking at him, which caused the spot jaune was to break, thus making him fall to the floor

jaune: ow.

he said as mustache cop picked up two suction cups, and the sunglasses cop surprisingly slid the suction cups off of jaune's feet

business guy & lawyer: oooh (then claps hands)

jaune: you may have taken THOSE Suction cups, but i have tons more back at my place, so HA!!!

Charlotte: huh, i wonder what his house looks like.

lucy arc: same with us mom.

arc sisters: uh huh.

we now see a door opening, revealing the cops and jaune

jaune: no wait! don't eh....

he said as the cop's eyes widened in surprise at seeing a giant pile of suction cups, filling up half of the house he lives in

everyone was silent of seeing that much suction cups this jaune has

qrow: that's.... a lot of suction cups.

kali: i kinda have to agree, right ghira?

ghira: yeah, i guess.

we now see some movers...moving the suction cups, which are in boxes with jaune trying to stop them

jaune: HEY! STOP, HEY FUCK YOU! PUT THAT DOWN! HEY!!!!

Mover: yeah, this is the last of it.

he said while holding jaune's last two suction cups

jaune: you can't do this to me! i'm suction cup man! i-i was climb magazine's cilber of the year.

terra: wow, jaune on the cover of a magazine. that's pretty awesome.

saphron: i feel proud of him

adrian: (coos and babbles)

the mover grabbed the magazine and as he opened it, he was greeted by a centerfold that had two hand showing the middle finger

me: (snickers) the double bird.

i said as everone deadpanned at that page, including adrian

the mover looked at him with a ''really?'' face, which jaune was looking at the mover with a ''hey, i'm serious'' face, the mover put the magazine away, went to the van and left'

jaune: GET BACK HER YOU SWASHBUCKLING SWINE!!!

Nora: yeah, get back here so that way i can BREAK YOUR LEGS!!!!!

Ren: nora.

he said sternly

nora: what? you know you want me to.

me: seriously, nora. what's it with you and breaking legs?

jaune: they wanna play hard to suck, huh? well, game on assholes!!! YOU CAN'T KEEP SUCTION CUP MAN DOWN FOREVER!!!!!

He said as the screen went dark, making the audience confused

yang: what just happened?

ruby: is that the end?

me: well, technically...no. this is just part 1 of the showing.

weiss: why can't you show us the whole viewing?

me: because i'm tired and i need a break, and the fact that i'm hungry for dinner.

i said as everyone else started to get hungry

nicholas: i could use a break.

he said as everyone agreed to do so as the screen went dark

end of part 1, hope you enjoyed it