me: ok, now before we start, i have to explain the suction cup man universe to our new guests.

ghira: ok, then explain.

me: basically in this universe, nicholas's son jaune arc is an anti-hero that goes by the name ''suction cup man'', due to the fact that he uses climbing grade suction cups and irritates a business guy by constantly climbing his tower and smudges his windows, he even saved a country from being bombed and prevented a war from breaking out in the last veiwing before i brought you here.

kali: wow, nicholas's son prevented a war from starting? that's very noble of him to do.

me: well, he was hired to do so, but yeah. anyways let's start watiching it, shall we?

i said as the screen showed an entire city, it was all quiet until our climbing hero started singing.

jaune: oh i am cimbing up your tower, you can kiss my ass. i 've been climbing up your tower, and i'm smudging up your glass, hey.

then business guy comes to the scene

business guy: hey, don't take another suck suction cup man

everyone started snickering at hearing that joke, especially yang and tai

jaune: ah top of the tower to ya, business dummy

business guy: this is the last time you're gonna suction cup my tower, fuck head!!!

he said as he pulled out a water gun

weiss: a water gun?

whitley: what's he going to do with that, make this jaune wet or something?

the schnees deadpanned at his question

jaune: holy shit!! is that a water gun? my God man, you're insane!

he said sarcastically

business guy: there's more to it.

jaune: let me guess, you filled it with piss?

he said to business guy with a serious looking face

it was at this moment, that everyone stared at shock when they saw that face

yang: wait, WHAT!!!!!!

Weiss: that's disgusting.

saphron: more like ''weird''.

arc sisters: EWW!!!

Terra: i hope doesn't spray that stuff on him

she saids as she shivered

jaune: wait YOU DID FILL IT WITH PISS!!!!!????

Business guy: it's filled with a new product i whipped up so i can put an end to this shit-show forever. BAM, anti-suction cup window cleaner

as the audience saw and heard that, they sighed in relief

jenny arc: well that's a relief. right sisters?

arc sister: mmm hmm.

nora: yeah girls, your brother's going to be fine

me: i wouldn't jinx it.

charlotte arc: what do you mean, space guy gamer?

kali: that's your name?

me: yes and no, it's not my real name, it's just my nickname.

everyone: oh.

me: as for your question charlotte arc, you'll see but won't like it.

jaune: ....what does your company do?

business guy: we make cleaning products.

jaune: pfft, that's lame.

nora: TOTALLY!!!

Business guy: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S LAME!!!!!

he said as he pumped the gun a few times and fired it, but didn't reach to jaune's spot

Jaune: dumbass.

business guy: jesus christ

he said as he walked to the closest window, opened it, and sprayed the gun on his suction cups with a success that it worked

jaune: WHOA, SHIT!!!!

Business guy: HAHA, FUCK YOU

jaune: Fuck you i'll be back

business guy: and i'll be waiting for y...uh, you're heading towards the highway

jaune: (in a distance) fuck the highway, you can't kill suction cup man, LOOK AT ME G...

he was cut off as he got run over by a car, got crused by another,  and caught on fire as the business guy looked at the accident with a stupid looking ''oh god what have i done face'' before closing the window as s suction cup fell of the window

(like this)

as the audience witnessed this, the arc family was tearing up seeing their son/brother die because of that man, the beacon staff and huntsman teams were furious at the business guy for what he did, same reactions as their parents as i started to speak

me: hey guys, don't be sad.

ruby: how can we not be sad, suction cup man is dead!!!!!

everyone: yeah.

me: well, true but spoiler alert, he'll come back to life

everyone: (gasp) really

arc sisters: how!!!!???

me: you'll see.

the scene then cuts to an underground nightmarish looking place as jaune fell through a portal on the place's ceiling, he woke up and started to look around the place until a giant red shirtless guy with horns on his head appeared behind him as jaune turned around in shock as the giant started to speak

devil: greetings sinful on...

jaune: where am i

yang: where is he?

me: that you won't like: he's in hell.

everyone: HELL!!!???

devil: uh, greetings sinful one. welcome to you're eternal damnation

jaune: oh lord!!!

devil: for your many nisdeeds you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a thousand lives

jaune: oh GOD!!!!

Devil: we shall begin with a hundred years in the pit of fire

Jaune: oh JESUS!!!!

devil: ok can you stop with all the ''GOD'' talk, we...we don't do that here.

jaune: oh, well excuuuuse e beardoh. it's not like i wanna be here.

devil: ENOUGH, BOW BEFORE ME HEATHEN AND FACE YOUR PUNI...

Jaune: hey, what's that?

me: (snickers) you know, it's kinda funny when he keeps interupting the devil while he's talking.

everyone started laughing quietly as i said that

as the devil looked up, he said

devil: that is the gateway from which the sinful arrive. you died and came through, that thing.

guy screams as he fell through the portal and hit the ground

devil: hi welcome to hell, enjoy your punishment

guy cries as he ran away

jaune: what happens if i go back through it?

devil: ha, no one can return to the world of the living.

jaune: not even if i go back through it?

as he said that, everyone in the audience started looking at each other after realizing his point

nicholas: you know charlotte, our son does make a good point.

charlotte: now that you mention it, it does make sense

lucy: yeah, when you go through a portal that leads to somewhere else, it can lead you back home.

me: exactly, and that's how this jaune came back to life.

devil: well, you can't do that.

jaune; why not?

saphron: yeah, why not?

devil: you're not supposed to.

everyone was triggered on what he said

jaune: ....dafuq is that supposed to mean?

devil: you have no choice in this matter, you will face your punishment accordingly to pay for your...what are you doing?

jaune: got bored, fuck you i'm leaving.

devil: but you're not suppos

jaune: fuck your shit and fuck hell, i'm suction cup man.

nora & arc family: YEAH!!!!!

Devil: you can't just leave, you died.

jaune: death can suck my ass you can't kill me

devil: but you died.

jaune: but i'll get out

devil: still died

jaune: well, well at least i don't look like a giant ketchup bottle.

he said as the devil turned around facing a mirror as his reflection turned into said insult

devil: (gasp)

after hearig that comment, everyone, including the arc family started laughing uncontrollably like mario in that smg4 episode ''war on smash ultimate''

devil: how dare you speak to me in this manner!!!! i am the prince of darkness, the harbinger of all that is evil, you are in my realm, you will bow to me and face the consequences!!!

jaune turned around as he said

jaune: fuck you!!

devil: fuck you!

jaune: fuck you!

devil: fuck you!

jaune: fuck you too.

devil: fuck you three.

jaune: i said it first, so you're the most fucked.

devil: dammit.

jaune: boom, me 1, satan 0.

arc family, team RWBY, team NPR: YEAH!!!!!

Devil: well, you're stuck in hell so let's call it even between us.

jaune: cool, i'm as evil as satan. can we team up

everyone: what!!??

devil: wait what, no.

jaune: fine then i'm leaving.

devil: also no.

jaune: then we're teaming up! hey i wrote us a friendship song!

nicholas arc: ok, how is that possible!!!!???

me: i don't know, it's a thing in this universe.

devil: get off that wall!!!!!

jaune: it goes a little something like this

he strummed his guitar once before the devil destroyed it with his laser eyes

jaune: WHOA HEY!!!!!

He said as the devil glared at him until jaune slowly grabbed another guitar from his back, which surprised the audience before he sang a song about eating dicks

jaune: go eat a dick. that's right, go eat a dick. go eat a dick, dick, dick! go eat a big ole dick! go eat a dick.

he sang as he started playing his trusty harmonica before jumping through the portal to earth

devil: you eat a dick (grumbling under his breath)

after the song, everyone was laughing their heads of at hearing the song, but eventaully stopped as the screen changed back to the highway on earth

business guy: i tried to warn him he was drifting towards the highway, but he passed it off saying like ''fuck the highway you can't kill suction cup man''.

jaune: and also ''look at me go'' at the end there.

business guy: right, he also said ''look at me g-'' SHIT!!!!

the arc family started cheering over jaune's resurrection

Jaune: officer, arrest this man for attempted murder.

officer: we know who you are, and we're not doing that.

jaune: fair enough, same time next week business dummy?

business guy: go to hell.

jaune: trust me, i'm way ahead of you

he said as he faced the screen with jazz music playing with a headline under him saying ''exective producer SUCTION CUP MAN'', after that, the business guy grabbed his water gun and shot his window cleaner at jaune's face when he said

jaune: agh, you dick.

then the screen went black

me: let me guess, you loved it right?

everyone: yeah!!!!

clover: i gotta admit, it was kinda hilarious when this jaune called the devil a ketchup bottle.

june arc: and did you see him when he sang that song about eating di...

charlotte: JUNE!!!! Language.

june: sorry mom.

jenny arc: but june is right, it was funny when our bro sang that song

charlotte: yeah, you're probably right.

me: anyways, let's see what's next

end of chapter, hope you liked it.