nicholas: what do you mean there's more?

ruby: yeah.

me: what i mean is that there are other universes of jaune where he dies, but gets reincarnated as a simple robotic civilian that is destined to be a great war hero that saved an entier universe from a war that last for a very long time, to where he is the reincarnation of someone else, and so on.

watts: that's .... the most incredible thing i ever heard of

me: well true, but there are other universes of him getting his transcripts revealed.

everyone: what!!!!!?????

me: i know, i hate them as well, but i did like the ones i explained besides that, such as the suction cup man universes. speaking of which, let's see what happens next.

i said as the screen shows a military base with ''secret u.s. military base, so shush'' appearing in digital letters

james: u.s.?

me: stands for ''united states'', a country from a planet called ''earth''. same planet this jaune is from.

i said as we all began to see suction cup man, or jaune, in an interrogation room

jaune: so do either of ya want to tell me why you kidnapped me?

guy in a suit: please remain calm sir.

yang: wow, they look like they're twins

ruby: or maybe clones.

weiss: dolts.

she said as she rolled her eyes

jaune: you can't keep suction cup man trapped, i'll suction cup my way out eventually!!!

cinder: that's not scientifically possible

watts: believe us, i checked before i got fired.

then donald trump enters the room

trump: are you suction cup man?

jaune: maybe? fuck you, who want's to know?

trump: i'm the president of the united states.

everyone: president?

me: basically the leader of the country, but without the monarchy. more democratic if you know what i mean by that.

jaune: ....yeah, fuck you.

trump: you did a lot of bad with your suction cup, mr. man.

jaune: tell me about it.

trump: but i think there is some good you can do for us.

jaune: you think that I'M Capable of good? just last week, some ass wanker almost died jumping out of a window trying to fight me off his tower.

charlotte: that is true. but i'm wondering if he's ok.

jenny: i doubt it, he was kinda rude talking to jaune like that

she said as the rest of the sisters agreed

trump: i understand that you may believe that your suction cups bring destruction and sadness.

jaune: what? god, no it was hilarious.

nora: exactly

ren: nora

he said sternly

nora: what? it's true.

trump: but it maybe in your best interest to cooperate.

he said as the audience leaned over to see what's coming up

jaune: hmm, i'm listening but still, fuck you.

trump: these images were taken in north korea

me: and just to clarify, north korea is another country on earth. in fact it's one of over 200 countries

i said as everyone's eyes widened on hearing that amount of countries

trump: we have reason to believe that they are building the most powerful missle yet, it's uge

he said a he pointed at the missle's blueprint

trump: and signs seem to point towards a strike against the U.S. very soon.

Jaune: do you HONESTLY Think that north korea is this stupid enought to attack the U.S.?

Trump: (deep breath and speaks) yeah.

Juane: oh.

Trump: we've located a hatch outside the missle that allows easy access to the warhead, where it can be disarmed. and this is where you come in mr. cup

he continued as jaune started nodding repeatedly

trump: the hatch is pretty high up on the missle and frankly...that would take a really expensive ladder.

jaune: ok, so what's in it for me?

nicholas: yeah, what does our son get in return?

arc family: yeah.

blake: i'm curious to find out myself

trump: we will grant you ONE FREE Suction cup climb on anything you wish.

jaune: are you sure you're prepared to give me that kind of power?

trump: we've heard rumors, mr suction. can you...die?

jaune: you can't kill suction cup man.

everyone: yeah!!!!!

trump: then i believe we have a deal.

jaune: fuck yeah, let's start world war 3.

he said as he started to write his name on the form and as the scene changed to another base saying in digital words ''secret north korean missle base, but we found it, haha'', then we see the north korean leader, coming to the window after hearing sucking sounds as he noticed the source of said sounds and went outside

Korean: hey! what the fuck are you doing?!

jaune: climbing your missle with suction cups dumbass, what do you think?

korean: why my missle?

jaune: why not your missle?

june: this seems all to familiar, right girls.

arc sisters: mmm hmm.

korean: you're delaying my planes to bomb america!!!

jaune: i'll delay your plans all i want, look at me go!!

korean: don't you DARE disarm my missle!

jaune: no, FUCK YOU!!

korean: Fuck YOU

jaune: (in distance) and fuck you right back, ya fucking dumpling!

korean:do you have any idea who you are talking to!? i am the leader of this country, i am this people's god, i will have your head on a stick if yoo don...

he said as he was cut off by jaune holding a guitar and harmonica

Jaune: hey, i wrote you a song.

team RWBY: Again???

korean: ....what?

jaune: it goes a little something like this (strums guitar) you're a bitch.

me: (chuckling) sorry, but he is acting like one if you realize it

everyone started to laugh silently as i said that

korean: uh

jaune: oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BITCH!!!! (then plays harmonica and flips a bird at the korean)

Korean: get the fuck off my missle this instant!!

jaune: i can't.

korean: why the hell not?

jaune: can't have you starting wars, dumbass!!!

korean: i'm kinda starting one right now, and it's pissing me off!!!

Juane: probably doesn't hel that i was hired by the american government.

glynda: and, he blew his cover.

korean: (screams in frustrantion) you american dog!!!

jaune: oh that got you REAL angry, didn't it?

korean: G**damn it!!!!

jaune: yep, i sure pissed him off now.

he said sarcastically

korean: that does it, NO MORE STALLING!!!! I'M LAUNCHING THE MISSLE!!!

He said as went to do so, making jaune realize what's happening as he said...

jaune: uh oh.

he said as the missle went up, jaune started climbing to reach to the hatch to disable it as he did by ripping some random wires out, which caused the rocket to crash onto the ground, leaving a whole mess of dents and 4 suction cups

after everyone saw the cups, charlotte was about to cry but trying to hold it in, while the rest of the heroes and arc family had a murderous intent on that korean as he said...

korean: you my have delayed my plans, man with a suction cup. but you won't be around next time i- OF FUCK!!!!

He said as we see jaune unscathed again, but with a parchute and a guitar

after seeing him alove, our heroes started cheering, like spongebob and patrick being rehydrated cheering

jaune: oh you're a biiiiitch, YOU'RE A BIIIIIIITCH, You're a bitch

he sang as he continued strumming his guitar while the korean was looking at him with a triggered face

jaune: -bitch. thanks north korea, you've been horrible. FUCK OFF!!!!!

He said as he flew away when a newspaper saying ''north korea terminates nuclear program'' with the korean having a headline saying ''fuck, i don't know''. and now we see business dummy covered in cast wrapping with ropes holding both his arms and his left leg, he started to hear sucking sounds, making him wake up as jaune came up to his window and said...

jaune; how's it going, mr. no-bones?

business guy: Jesus Christ, WTF is your problem.

me: oh, yang.

yang: yes?

me: you're goint love what's up next.

ruby: what do you mean by that?

me: wait for it.

Jaune: i haven't seen you since last fall

after hearing that pun, it causedyang and tai to make big smiles and laug loudly, making everyone ad jaune's family groan

nora: boo.

business guy: nurse? NURSE!!!???

He called out as he placed his pardon papers on the window to show him it

jaune: presidential pardon, bitch!!!  you can't do shit, look at me go!!!

he said as business guy started to scream in pain and as the screen went black

me: so, how was it?

everyone: hilarious

me: i was thinking the same thing. NOW, ONTO THE NEXT ONE!!!!!!

end of chapter, hope u liked it.