Me: Ok, i found us a reality to see.

Summer: what's it like?

Me: let's just say....something.

Nicholas: what do you mean?

Me: you'll see.

the screen opens up to the side of a large tower in a big city. a man in a business suit walked by an open window as he heard sucking sounds, he went to check on the sounds and sees a guy climbing on it with suction cups as he said

business dummy: Hey stop climbing my tower with suction cups!!!

Ruby: i wonder who's he talking to?

Jaune: fuck you, i'm climbing your tower with suction cups!!!!

arc family: JAUNE!!!

Saphron: what's he doing?

nicholas: and did he just swear?

Charlotte: i think he did.

business dummy: why my tower?

Jaune: why not your tower?

business dummy: you're smudging my windows asshole!!!!

Jaune: i'll smudge your windows all i want, look at me go.

nora: look at me go?

ren: must be a catchphrase or something.

maria arc: isn't our brother acting a little...

sarah arc: crazy, yeah sure looks like.

business dummy: go ''suction cup'' someone elses tower.

jaune: that sounds very suggestive.

ozpin: it sure does.

he said as he took a sip of his coffee

business dummy: suck my dick, get off my tower!!!!

jaune: what are you, gay?

business dummy: it's an expression, get the fuck off my tower.

jaune: no, fuck you!!!

charlotte: LANGUAGE, JAUNE!!!!!!

NIcholas: honey, it's not him. just his counterpart

me: he's right.

business dummy: fuck, what's your name!!!???

jaune: SUCTION CUP MAN!!!!

Everyone (except me): suction cup man???

terra: what kind of a name is that?

me: well, hot momma. he's a man WITH suction cups, so it kinda makes sense if you think about it

she was about to say something, but then realized he does have a point

terra: alright, maybe you gotta point.

business dummy: my ass!!! what's your name!!!????

jaune: (batman theme song) suction cup man, look at me go!!!

business dummy: get off my G**damn tower this instant!!!

Jaune: i can't.

Business dummy: why the hell not?

yang: yeah why?

nora: maybe he's afraid of heights

everyone deadpanned on what nora said, even though it made no sense at all

weiss: there has to be a LOGICAL reason behind why he can't get down.

jaune: can't go down dumbass, i can ONLY Go up.

weiss: see?

Lucy: i guess it does make sense, weiss.

business dummy: what!!??

jaune: i gotta reach the top and ramp back down.

business dummy: you can't just turn around?

he said with a ''turn around'' gesture with his hands

jaune: of course i fucking can't, what are you, stupid?

business dummy: it can't be that hard.

me: technically, it is.

jaune: I DON'T SEE YOU CLIMBING A FUCKING TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS!!!????

charlotte: despite seeing this version of my son, he's got a good point

she said as the family nodded with agreement

Business dummy: gimme a minute.

he said as he left to get something, making jaune confused

Jaune: what are you doing?

tai: yeah, what's he doing?

qrow: (shrugs ''i don't know'')

business dummy: i have plungers!!!!

jaques: really, that has to be dumb.

me: so is your face!!!

as i said that, many of the audience started to snicker at my jaques comment

jaune: oh, this is getting real!!!

business dummy: i'm coming for ya, bitch!!!

jaune: you are going to kill yourself.

me: he's right, again.

business dummy: fuck you watch me.

he said as he ran out the window to use his plungers to stick on to the window, but to no avail as it ended in failure when he fell, leaving one plunger on the window

nora: well that was anticlimactic

everyone agreed at her statement

jaune: ....for a guy in a suit, you're pretty fuckin stupid!!!!

business guy: fuck you i din't become a billionare by being an idiot, i have four degrees in havard and i...

he rambled angrily as he crashed on top of a police car

after the crash, everyone cringed, including the arc family

but as that happened, there were two cops, one cop who stopped in his tracks while holding a delicious donut, while the other looked cool with the sunglasses, but not showing any emotion. bu as the donut cop saw the plunger land on the ground, he took a quick glance at jaune up top as he quickly threw away his donut and pulled out a megaphone and said...

cop: hey, get the fuck down.

jaune: suck my dick!!!!

charlotte: sweetie, please don't fight against the cops

nicholas: sweetie, he can't hear you.

cop: this is illegal.

jaune: i know that, but fuck you any ways.

cop: fu, fuck you.

jaune: fuck you

cop: FUCK YOU!!!

Jaune: hey, i wrote you a song

as he said that, i got him confused

everyone: what!!!????

glynda: how is that possible?

Cop: what?

jaune: it goes a little something like this (strums the guitar) fuck you!!!

cop: take him down.

he said as the cool, sunglass wearing cop pulled out his gun and shot jaune, making him fall to the ground like a pancake

arc family: JAUNE!!!!!

Charlotte: MY BABY

Jane: he will pay

Jaune: (suprisingly gets up unscathed) fuck you you can't kill suction cup man, look at me go!!!!!

he said as he left

after seeing him survive, everyone cheered at his survival and sighed in relief

nora: look at me go!!!!!!

ren: nora.

nora: what? i'm just joining in.

cop: well sonofabitch.

he said as he snapped his fingers with an impressed smile, while the business guy on the cop car looks like he needs to go to the hospital as the screen went black

me: so, what do you guys think?

yang: it was...well interesting.

nora: MORE LIKE HILARIOUS!!!!!

NIcholas: well at least, there aren't any more universes like this.

me: actually, there are.

everyone: WHAT!!!!!????

Me: as for me explaining them, i'll tell you before the next viewing

end of chapter, hope you liked it.