LOO LOO LAND (Part 3)

Me: now before I continue Loo Loo Land, I'm gonna ask this to jaune aizawa....do you know how Universe 1 Adrian was born?

I asked to him as everyone, even the DarkDecade guests looked at him

Jaune Aizawa: well, no, but I bet it's because I had sex with terra, right?

He said as the Universe 1 guests were shocked, but as for Universe 1 Saphron, she was confused & was glaring at him while Terra had a shadow covering her eyes, of which Jaune Aizawa & the UA students/staff noticed

Jaune Aizawa: what?

Ashido: was it something he said?

They asked

Saphron: our Adrian wasn't conceived from Jaune.

She said, making the Decade guests puzzled

Radec: what do you mean by that?

He asked as he then noticed the U1 Arc family being nervous at knowing this might happen

Lucy: oh, okay, i'm tired of keeping this a family secret from everyone.....it's because Terra used to have a husband before she met Saphron.

She admitted, shocking everyone from U1 and DarkDecade's universes

Radec: WAIT WHAT!!!???

Jaune Aizawa: are you serious, Terra from Universe 1?!

Cobar: i thought that Terra was.....you know...uh...

then cobar and everyone else heard me coughing, getting their attention

Me: well in my sector, Terra is actually Bi, she only married saphron to fill in the void that was in her when she got a call from the cops and a doctor saying that her husband named Cade died in a car accident, and that happened a day AFTER he got terra pregnant with his kid. since his death, she was emotionally broken, or atleast she was until she bumped into saphron, they became official, got married and when she gave birth to adrian, she and cade's parents saw a striking resemblance to cade because adrian looked just like him when he was a baby. the Arc family of Universe 1 decided to keep this whole thing a secret from the world and now, all of you know the secret.

i explained as when everyone looked at U1 Terra, they see her tearing up and then bursted out crying in sadness with saphron comforting her

Ruby: is this true?

she asked with tears forming, even MHA Ruby is also forming tears as well

Tai: yeah nicholas, is it true?

he asked as U1 nicholas sighed in defeat

nicholas: yes, it's true. Jaune was also involved in keeping this a secret and swore an oath to never tell it to anyone unless it's someone he can trust, like his teammates for example.

he said as jaune's teammates overheard what nicholas said and lowered their heads in sadness while looking at the crying terra, until....

Me: well, i didn't want to say this until later but, SPOILER ALERT, i even a have a reality where cade is alive.

i said as terra immediately raised her head up with a smile on her face while everyone was shocked, even the arc family of UNIVERSE 1

everyone (even darkdecade guests): REALLY!!!!!

they asked in unison

me: yep, but i'll show you later...now, onto business...

Carny: hello hello, step right up and win a thing.

he said, getting M&M's attention as they went up to the carny and his stand

Millie: (gasps adorably) Oh LOOK MOXXIE!!! A THING!!!!

she said cheerfully as moxxie smirked

Moxxie: oh, you like that thing?

he asked as millie had a wide smile

Millie: YES!!!! i don't really know what that thing is but i want that thing!!!

she said with big adorable eyes while staring at the stuffed ''thing''

Moxxie: (sigh) finally, some ''thing'' i can handle.

as yang heard him say that pun, she chuckled

moxxie: ok, one game, please?

he said while millie had a very cute smile on her face

(like this)

then the carny gave moxxie a toy gun, which he used to shoot the target, but it didn't go down

moxxie: errrrwww.

he said while millie is clapping, until...

carny: strike one, little man.

moxxie: but i hit it.

carny: hmm, i don't know what to tell ya, buddy. the target, see, it didn't go down, so yeah....no go, bro.

he said tauntingly while moxxie groaned in anger, then shot at the target again and, like before, it didn't go down

moxxie: the heaven's wrong with this thing.

he asked to himself

carny: oh man, a real shame i tell ya.

then he started fake crying, then moxxie hissed in anger before giving him more tickets

Moxxie: ANOTHER!!!!!!!

(BACK IN THE TENT)

robo-fizz: (sings the LOO LOO LAND Song)

then after the song finished, some of the animatronics blew up and fireworks started flaring from the stage while robo-fizz was laughing and then smiled maniacally

Stolisa: hohohohoho, how delightful.

then as an imp assassin was behind her, he was then sniped by blitz, making the children scream in terror and run away

Stolisa: oh my, what good aim you have, Blitzy.

she said lustlfully, then octavia groaned

Octavia: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!

she yelled and then walked away

Stolisa: OCTAVIA!!!!

She called out to her daughter, then robo-fizz saw blitz reloading his rifle and laughed

Robo-fizz: oh woah, is that blitzo my sensors spot up their? i guess the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?

he asked, then laughed maniacally

Blitz: the O is silent now.

he corrected

NPR & U1 ARC FAMILY: YEAH!!!!

then robo-fizz started dancing in a mocking way

robo-fizz: just like your audience always was when you them your lazy jokes here. (laughs maniacally)

Blitz: Bitch, i make more money killing people than you do being a cheap ass robo-ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!!!!!!

he yelled as robo-fizz cupped his cheeks while laughing

Robo-fizz: someone's salty, real or not though, people LOVE me. Does anyone love you, (says demonically) Blitzo?

he said/asked

blitz: no.

after he said that, the U1 arc family looked hurt while jaune aizawa looked offended that blitz was wrong, people do love him, like mr aizawa & class 1A, Radec & winter, etc...

Blitz: but i'm really good with guns now, DANCE BITCH!!!!!

he yelled as he started firing at robo-fizz, who cart-wheeled away, wrapped blitz up and launched him in the sky

Blitz: oh FUCK ME!!!!!!

(OUTSIDE OF THE TENT)

wally wackford: torches, i say i say, get your inconvenient torches here.

he said, then his torch-cart was crashed whne blitz impacted on it

Wally Wackford: OW, I SAY, OW!!!!!

he cried out, causing the torches to fly everywhere and making the theme park light on fire, melting the animatronic's faces off and causing robo-fizz to be on fire while he's laughing like a maniac

(BACK WITH MOXXIE & MILLIE)

carny: wow, you're really starting to make this sad. you know, if you suck, you Suck!!

nora: HEY, REN DOESN'T SUCK!!!!

Ren's dad: hey, he's my son!!!

then millie took the gun from moxxie

millie: let me try!

she said as when she shot the gun, she missed the target, making the carny smirk and press his foot on a peddal, making the target go down finally, which made moxxie twitch his eye in irritation

Radec: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! AFTER EVERYTHING MY COUNTERPART DONE TO GET NORA'S COUNTERPART THAT THING!!!!!!????

he yelled as he sat back down with winter (Jaune Radec) comforting him

carny: lucky shot, baby.

he said as millie started clapping in joy

moxxie: are you kidding me!? you, you sharlitan!!

then he was pushed away by the carny

carny: get lost pipsqueak, i'm talking to the lady.

he said as he made a sexy growl while millie looked weirded out

nora: (TRIGGERED!!!!)

Then suddenly, he was crushed when blitz crashed through the stand's roof

moxxie: sir!?

he asked

blitz: oh hey, guys. you should probably go make sure stolisa is ok, i got some unfinished business to take care of.

he said with a sneer as he got his flintlocke pistol out while M&M ran off to find stolisa

when blitz aimed his flintlocke and shot at Robo-fizz, he sees that the robo-clone of fizzaroli caught the bullet with it's mouth, then spat it out

Blitz: ah, what a mouth.

(MEANWHILE)

Stolisa: Octavia?!

she then heard her daughter's voice

Octavia: just leave me alone!!

she said as she entered a fun house, then an imp assassin jumped behind her

Stolisa: um, i think i'm supposed to be ''bodyguarded'' right now.

she said annoyingly as the imp covered her mouth, then was shot through the head as it's body fell to the ground and sees M&M behind her

stolisa: ugh, that's better. where's blitzy? he's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

she asked as millie walked up to her

Millie: he's, uh, busy.

moxxie: being a fool.

he said, then millie stared at her thing with hearts for eyes

Stolisa: what kind of fool?

Moxxie: the ''everything is now on fire'' kind.

he said as millie was cuddling with her thing as Stolisa had a deadpan look on her faces and then walked away, then found octavia crying softly as she wiped tears with her left hand

Stolisa: octavia.

she said sadly as she took her LOO LOO LAND Hat off and walked towards her daughter and sat next to her

Stolisa i take it that, um, you're not having fun?

yang: uh, obviously she wasn't having fun to begin with. no offense if she could hear me.

she said as her teammates and everyone else nod in agreement

octavia: i didn't even want to come here.

stolisa: i'm sorry sweety, it's just that i thought you loved it here.

Octavia: (sniffles) i did when i was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other. and that my mom didn't flirt with some wierd red dick head the entire time.

stolisa: i'm sorry via, i'm sorry for everything happening right now. i know it's a lot ....and i should've listened.

octavia: i just want to go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore (sniffles) you ruined it....are you gonna run off with him? and leave me behind? go away where i can't find you?

charlotte & her daughters cover their mouths with tears forming while phyrra lowered her head in sandness, along with the females in Class1A

Stolisa: what!? no, no no, never. i'd never do that. (hugs octavia) never. i think it's time to leave this place and you were right, you are too old for it anyway.

she said as an imp assassin showed up and pulled out a swicthblade knife, but before he could kill her and octavia, stolisa turned her head 360 degrees and used her eye power to turn the imp into stone

after they left the fun-house, LOO LOO LAND was in total chaos as fire was everywhere and Robo-fizz got eaten by a dragon monster thing

Stolisa: so, what would you like to do now?

she asked as octavia smiled

Octavia: could we go to stylish occult? they sell weird taxidermy there.

faunas students: WAIT WHAT!?

stolisa: (nervously) hmm, okay?

she said as octavia giggled

Octavia: thanks mom, you're okay sometimes.

(BOOM!!!!)

moxxie, millie & blitz: (SCREAM WHILE FALLING)

then they landed on the ground as millie fell unconcious

moxxie: way to ruin another good thing, sir.

Blitz: WORTH IT!!!! That slutty toy clown had..it..coming.

he said as he fell unconious while millie was being dragged away by a dog

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