me: now before i start part 2 of Loo Loo Land, i just want to say that Loo Loo Land is a carnival, and a cheesy rip off of a popular theme park called Lu Lu World.

i said, then tsu realized something about the names

Tsu: wait, why does it have o's instead of u's?

she asked as everyone looked at me

me: simple (crosses arms) to avoid lawsuits.

i said

everyone: oh ok.

(at LOO LOO LAND)

We see the IMP Van park at the, well, parking lot at the theme park as Moxxie walked out and opened the side door as Stolisa walked out of the van with octavia having a cringed look on her face as she sees her mom put on an apple hat with big eyes on it as stolisa did a ''come on, let's go'' gesture, making her daughter pull her beanie down

now we see Blitz & Stolisa walk through the entrance

Phyrra: WOW, I'M FREAKISHLY TALL!!!!!

she exclaimed as the arc sisters, & jaune aizawa's three girlfriends have widened anime eyes at seeing how tall phyrra's counterpart is

Blitz: now remember, this is work and WORK only. me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?

octavia: (nervously) hey, mom, do we have to?

then blitz walked up to her

blitz: now hold it right there, sweetie (turns back to stolisa) if you try fucking my little ass in that park, i swear to-

then was cut off when stolisa bent down to his height

Stolisa: you are so cute (strokes blitz's face) when you are serious.

she said in a flirting way

Octavia: i'm literally gonna be sick.

moxxie: oh crumbs, i knew this would happen. what do you need? ant-acids, ibuprofen, morphine?

he asked as he pulled out a rack of needles with green liquid in them

Octavia: that was ''figurative'', old man.

she said bluntly, making moxxie laugh nervously

Moxxie: oh right, hehe (throws needles in baby carriage) but she said it was literal.

he said as the baby was about to play with the needles

females: NO DON'T!!!!!!

Millie: (takes off sunglasses) Wow, i haven't been to this place since i was a tot.

she said as a letter fell on a loo loo land guest, crushing him

millie: it hasn't changed a bit (looks at something she likes and grabs moxxie) oh, LOOK, It's big woobly!!!!!

she said cheerfully as she pointed at a ''messed up looking'' animatronic dino, which screeched

as adrian saw it screech, he cried as he held onto saphron, comforting him as terra glared at big woobly, along with Jaune Aizawa, the MHA staff, Yaoyarozu, and the U1 arc sisters

moxxie: that is...deeply upsetting.

saphron & the big woobly haters: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!!

Millie; oh come on, it's fun. you never been here?

she asked to her husband

Moxxie: no, theme parks always disturb me...especially the mascots.

me: i can relate.

Nicholas: why?

Loo Loo: well, hey there.

he showed up unexpectedly, making moxxie scream in fear

Loo Loo: i'm loo loo, welcome to loo loo land and if ya'll get hurt here, just try and sue us.

he said as big woobly's head fell off and crushed two kids, don't know if they're dead or injured BTW

Stolisa: (gasp) look, via, it's loo loo.

octavia: i have a question.

then loo loo turns around, facing octavia

Loo Loo: well, (eye pops out) ask away little girly.

he said as he made a goofy laugh if you know what i mean

octavia: is it true that this park is a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular lu lu world?

Loo Loo: ......no?

he said in an unsure way of speaking

octavia; this place just REEKS of insecure corporate shame.

she said, making her mom laugh nervously

stolisa: why don't we check out the rides?

loo loo: that chick's creepy, huh?

he asked as blitz was literally next to him suddenly

Blitz: yeah, wait till her mom tried to diddle your holes.

everyone: HUH!!!!

phyrra: what's that supposed to mean?!

she asked as she looked at the beacon students, even cinder's group (emerald & mercury) behind her

Mercury: you remember what you said on Blitz's phone in one the viewings? that's probably what he meant.

he said, making everyone (minus the MHA guests) shiver

Jaune Aizawa: what are you talking about?

nicholas: you don't wanna know.

Loo Loo: what's that mean?

he asked as he turned to moxxie

Moxxie: don't talk to me... i know you're a pervert under there.

he said as he and millie walked away

Loo Loo: ...yeah.

he said as he lowered his head dejectedly

me: also, nora, what you're about to hear will make you even more happy than finding out ren/moxxie is your husband.

nora: like what?

we see moxxie and millie running until they stopped as millie was looking around with a joyful smile

moxxie: you really like this place, huh?

Millie: I LOVE this place...my parents would bring me and my siblings here while they could swing it...moeny wise.

nora; I HAVE SIBLINGS!!!!!!?????

me: yep, three brothers and a sister.

i said, making everyone in the theatre shocked, but unexpectedly, nora squealed in absolute happiness, then passed out after squealing as ren smiled at her

moxxie: yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal (looks at the prices of a novelty cup) i mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?

millie: CUZ IT'S LOO LOO LAND!!!!

She said with jazz hands, then blitz showed up with a drinking hate and the novelty cup he's drinking

Blitz: listen to your ho, moxx.

he said as he continued drinking and mille smiled

Blitz: how about i take the first watch while you two have a little fun.

he said with a wink

Millie: OH (picks up moxxie), we gotta do my favorite ride!!!!

she said cheerfully

Moxxie: oh yeah, which one?

he asked as he sees that they're heading to a dangerous ride called ''the lawsuit''

Moxxie: OH CRUMBS!!!!!

(TIMESKIP)

We now see moxxie throwing up in a trashcan while a family, who's covered in moxxie's puke, walked passed him and millie, who's comforting her husband

then we see blitz aiming his sniper rifle while guarding stolisa, who, well...

Stolisa: you know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, blitzy.

Blitz: save it, i'm working.

then octavia came up with a look on her face

Octavia: you both need to get a room.

she said

Blitz: HEY I AM NOT A DAYHOOKER!!!!!

He said as a mother gave blitz a ''wtf'' look, of which he noticed

Blitz: what? i just said i'm NOT one, prude.

he said as he flipped her off

Stolisa: (gasp) oh look (grabs her daughter) VIA!! you used to cry such tears of joy at this show.

she said as octavia grew fearful eyes at remembering a certain memory she'd regret having, regarding that tent

(memory time)

we see young octavia having a scared look while a bunch of kids were cheering and were heading towards Robo-fizzaroli (ironwood) and when they got close, Robo-fizz smiled at the young owlette while sparking a bit and making octavia cry.

then in the background, we see past blitz wearing a clown costume and make-up with a ''i don't want to be here anymore'' look on his face

(end memory)

blitz & octavia: i hate that fucking clown.

they both said in unison

ironwood: THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME!!!!!!

he yelled in shock while the schnees & ace ops were having shocked faces, along with everyone else

me: uh, no. he that's actually a robotic copy of you. your counterpart will be showing up later on.

i said

ironwood: oh...ok.

then we see stolisa getting kidnapped by a bunch of imps

stolisa; oh blitzy, i (gets a bag on the head) need my bodyguard, please.

she said as blitzy aimed his rifle and gave an imp a headshot, making the other imps run away

(in the tent)

we see Stolisa & Octavia enter the tent and sit on the bleachers, but before the show starts, octavia took to bag of her mom's head and then the show starts

Robo-Fizz: hey, implings it's me, the Robotic Fizzaroli. here from Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show at Loo Loo Land, spelled with ''O's'' to avoid lawsuits, HIT IT!!!!!!

he said as he snapped his fingers, then starts singing