JT Music: Halo Infinite Rap: Give up on the world

after everyone finished pummeling team CRDL into dust, they sat back down on their seats to calm down after the beatings they've bestowed upon the racist huntsman students

aiden: you dun?

arc family: yes, we're done.

team RWBY: same.

team (J)NPR: we're done.

nora: i broke cardin's legs beyond repair.

she said cheerfully

Coco: now, let's see some more transformers viewings.

velvet: yeah, i want to see what's next.

fox: same.

aiden: but before that, i'll be showing you a reality where jaune is a singer.

weiss groaned at hearing that

Charlotte Arc: (squeals) i'll be hearing my baby boy sing.

she squealed in happiness, along with her daughters

aiden: but...he'll be singing a song based off of my favorite video game franchise ''HALO''!!!!!

nicholas: what's so special about this game?

aiden: well, back on earth, which is where i'm from, this game is one of my home planet's top hit video games ever, and it's one of this planet's biggest franchises in it's history. and the fact that there are some universes with jaune as this video game's main character.

nora: oooohh, who is this main character our fearless leader plays as in these universes?

aiden: ladie and gentlemen, i present to you....the master chief, spartan 117.

audience: whoa!!!!

ruby drools at seeing his assault rifle

yang looks at how buff this jaune is with his armor

coco smirks at seeing the spartan

charlotte, saphron, terra, and the other arc sisters squeal at seeing the master chief

velvet, phyrra, blake, and illia blush at seeing jaune's heroic counterpart

nicholas, ozpin, ironwood, winter and the ace ops stare in amazement at seeing the young lad wearing this advanced piece of armor

aiden: and now, let's start the song

he said as they heard a voilin playing at an impressive rhythm with jaune singing the song

''got no guardian angel, but she's still in my heart, had to hang up her halo to find a new light to fill the dark''

''see i never started no fire, but i smothered a guilty spark, as i kept my head above the flood without any time to build up and ark''

''with the foresight of the forerunners, i for sure wouldn't call this to walk up a legendary path eventually put me back in mark VI''

''so i'll fire it up with what little time that i got, enjoy what is left, but i'm gonna follow my gut, cuz i can't always trust the voice of my hero, now listen''

''you new to the battle?, consider this a hazing, shouldn't be hard to grapple give me a pistol, it'll look amazing''

''cuz i'm the combat evolved game changer, one man army, the playmaker''

''fat lady sing, i'm back in the ring and you bet i'll be swinging the haymaker''

''i'll go ballistic- i hate lasers''

''battle rifles outweight tazers''

''covenant didn't know close shave till i showed up with a straight razor''

''bring a hammer down with my mjolnir, leaving banished punded like cold beer, been around too many explosions so when they cry quarter, i don't hear''

''i'm a spartan-part divinity''

''read up on john 117, a demon respawning infinitely with a mantle of responsibility''

''y'all jealous of me? better deal with it because the real reclaimer is back''

''i lost cortana, just gotta live up to my name when i'm taking her back''

''as i awaken from slumber, keep up my gun up and my boots down''

''i'm more than a number, but i'll shown 'em i'm the one who counts''

audience: whoa!!!!!

aiden; ah, but he's not the only one singing.

ozpin; what do you mean?

he said as blake's counterpart started to sing

''i am lost without you, you're the light always shining through''

''you're my luck and my truth, i'll give up on the world before i'm giving up on you''

jaune: ''if i'm not keepin' her''

''give up on the world before i'm giving up on you''

jaune: ''then i don't need the world''

''cuz all of it's owrth giving up long as i got you''

audience: BLAKE!!!!!?????

kali: (squeals) my little kitten is singing with jaune.

ghira: (laughs triumphantly)

illia blushes

blake: (blushes) whoa.

then jaune sings again

''if all that i carry are memories and ashes, i got nothing to lose my enemies better be covering their asses''

''master chief's about to ''boot up'', i mean put my foot up your brute butt''

''you can't pop my bubble--i don't chew gum, but my fuse lit, so i'll nuke 'em''

''hear me coming when i'm running through grunts, see this old dog, got some new guns''

''any questions i have are meant to be asked and answered after i shoot 'em''

''got the whole team mobbin' with the hog and we roll deep hop in shizzle dawg''

''UNSC 'bout to kick it off to infinity, maybe then beyond''

''better turn a cheek, when you take a spank''

''i beat everything--you cna save a tank''

(explosion effect)

''i have reminded the gods that even halo's are made to break''

''cuz everything good has an ending, i would know: i finish every fight''

''is the universe i'm defending really worth her sacrifice?''

''i guess we have borrowed time but now it's all on the line and if they wanna assing a replacement? trust me, she's gonna be hard to find''

then blake sings again

''i am lost without you, you're the light always shining through''

''you're my luck and my truth...i'll give up on the world before i'm giving up on you''

jaune: ''if i'm not keeping her..''

''give up on the world before im giving up on you''

jaune: ''then i don't need the world''

''cuz all of it's worth giving up long as i got you''

aiden; (laughs excitedly) this is my favorite part.

he said as blake continued singing

''you picked me up when i fell down''

''i need you more than ever chief''

audience: aww!!!!

''you gave me hope where none was found, but don't make a promise you can't keep''

''there comes a time when to love is to let go, then i can't call it love because i won't''

''i am lost without you, you're the light always shining through''

''you're my luck and my truth...i'll give up on the world before i'm giving up on you''

jaune: ''if i'm not keeping her''

''give up on the world before i'm giving up on you''

jaune: ''then i don't need the world''

''cuz all of it's worth giving up long as i got you''

she finished singing as the song ended with a dark screen

aiden then walks up infront of the screen

aiden: so.....what do you guys and gals think?

nora: it...was....AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

arc family: YEAH!!!!!!

ruby: best friend ever.

yang: not to mention that blake was in the video and she sang great with jaune, as if like they were meant to be together.

she said as blake started to blush

aiden: well in some realities, he does get together with blake.

audience: WHAT!!!!????

aiden: i'll explain before te next viewing.

he said as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope you enjoyed it.

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