TSGG: ok now that we're done relaxing, let's continue, shall we?

everyone: we shall.

they said as TSGG resumed the helluva boss showing

moxxie: just..stop. doing that.

he seethed in frustration

blitz: i don't see what the issue is. is there something you don't want me seein'?

he asked to an eye-twitching moxxie

moxxie: no.

blitz: you a baby-wiener haver?

he asked again with loona doing a quiet muttley laugh

tai: (snickers then bursts out laughing) THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!! BABY-WIENER HAVER!!!!!!

yang: TOTALLY!!!!!????

she agreed while laughing as well when the female and male students of beacon academy started laughing as well, but ren was slouching down in his seat with nora giggling at that joke, but then realized what blitz meant as she said

nora: wait a minute? what did he say?

moxxie: sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!!

ren: agreed.

millie; calm down mox, you're gonna have another panic attack.

moxxie: I AM CALM!!!!!!

he yelled as millie shushed him while rubbing his head and said

millia; there there.

rwby, saphron, terra, arc sisters, an ren: AWW!!!!!

saphron: that's sweet.

blitz: look i don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours so don't judge me.

he said while doing a ''lewd hand gesture''

everyone: UHG!!!!!!!!!

they all said in disgust at what they saw blitz do as winter said

winter: disgusting.

TSGG: actually, blitz is right. ren and nora's counterparts do what blitz gestured.

everyone: really?!

TSGG: Really.

moxxie: oh i DO judge you sir...quite a lot actually.

ren: i'm sorry, what?

millie: moxx, he's our boss.

nora: a boss who does a weird way at being one.

she said as everyone agreed

blitz: no no, it's fine mills. your husband is just...how do i say this without being offensive...retarded.

ren's dad got up from his seat and said

ren's dad: WHAT DID HE JUST CALL MY SON!!!!!!

he demanded with his wife emitting a murderous aura

moxxie: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?

blitz: it actually does.

the arc family were kind of hurt at hearing that

loona: the only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage.

she said, making moxxie be like ''WTF''

Everyone: (GASP)

pietro: my word.

nora: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

she yelled as her teammates held her down

Millie: NO SHE'S NOT YOU BITCH!!!!!!

she said while flipping loona off

yang: yeah, take that loona!!!!!!

she screamed as everyone else cheered at what yang said

blitz: DO NOT Talk to my receptionist that way, she's sensitive!!!!!

arc family: she's what?

loona: YES I AM!!!!!

???: you guys are all fucking assholes.

the voice revealed himself to be the kid moxxie shot earlier, but turns out he survived and is on life support

everyone: THAT KIDS IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!

Ruby: yes, ren didn't....wait, what did he say?

she said as she pouted adorably

blitz: oh shut up kid, you're lucky to witness this.

moxxie: (sigh) this company is such a mess.

he sighed as he pinched his nose in annoyance

blitz: ok, now let's get back to talking about my outfit.

he said, even though NO ONE was talking about blitz's outfit

loona: no one was talking about that.

she said the truth

ace ops: exactly.

salem's circle: (nods)

beacon students: (also nod)

blitz: which is why i'm trying to get that ball rolling, so how is does it look? it's good right?

coco: it's cool, but if jaune's counterpart could take the eyes off his gloves, it would be way better.

roman: agreed fashonista, agreed.

eddie: it's been a literal hell pretending to be paralized so you fuck-shits wouldn't kill me...but now i want it, i want death.

he said and begged, or atleast he was until he pointed at blitz and said

eddie: you, are a selfish greedy clown. and i'm a kid, we're supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones.

TSGG: absolutely not true.

ozpin: why is that?

he asked as he drank his coffee

TSGG: because back on my earth, we made a horror movie where there are murderous clowns that, and this might make ruby scared...murder and eat kids.

Ruby: WHAT!!!!????

TSGG: yeah, the clown in that movie series is known as pennywise the dancing clown, but he also goes by ''IT''. which is also the title of a movie, and it started out as a horror novel. and trust me blake, you DON'T want to read it.

he said as everyone was silent

TSGG: ahem...anyways. let's continue.

moxxie: hey now, that's not very-

he was cut off as eddie said

eddie: if i wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, i'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.

he snarked as millie was mad and said

millie; that's my husband you're talking to!!!!

nora: YEAH, NO ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT MY RENNY!!!!

Eddie: (laughs) that's your husband? i figured you for a slut, but i didn't know you need a dick THAT bad.

he said with a shit eating grin

(like this)

everyone was either silent or started having murderous thoughts on wanting to kill that brat

oobleck: my God, how could he say that.

port: i don't know why. and frankly, i don't wanna know.

eddie: and you...

he said to loona

loona: what, what about me?

she asked as she looked at him

eddie: nothing. i don't talk to dogs, i'm a cat person.

he said with a toothy smile, making the I.M.P group stare at him suprised and loona looking at her phone again as blitz said

blitz: wow...you know kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.

he stated

everyone: HEAR  HEAR!!!!!!

moxxie: yeah, he is kind of a piece of shit.

he muttered to himself as loona got a text

loona: oh fuck. guys i just got a text from our client, guess he was the right target after all.

glynda: wait, who's the target?

ironwood; and what did loona mean by ''him''?

blitz: who?

loona: him.

she said as she pointed at eddie

eddie: me?

loona: yep.

everyone: WHAT!!!!

ren: so, i was meant to kill that kid.

nora: huh, so i guess he was meant to die. you almost did the world a favor, ren.

she said as everyone agreed with her

blitz: they wanted us to kill an actual child?

loona: that's what they're saying.

she said bluntly

blitz: well, christ on a stick. i guess there is a God.

he said as he pulled out his flintlock pistol and shot eddie straight through the heart as a he let out a death sigh

tyrian: (laughs maniacally) so much blood!!!!

he laughed as everyone, even salem's group scooted away from the scorpion faunas serial killer

after the imp group killed eddie in many ways that won't be described, blitz group hugged his employees and daughter as he said

blitz: you know, even though this kid was a target, he's still a child. it's important we've handled this going forward respectfully.

eddie's mom: (crying) please, if anyone has seen my little eddie, please contact us as-FALL!!!

she screamed as she and the news reporter looked up and see blitz and the gang poking out of a portal on a building as blitz said

blitz: you're welcome.

he said as the portal closed and the screen went dark

tsgg: so...how was it?

phyrra: it was funny and all that. but it was also...unexpected for any of us to see.

she said nervously as everyone agreed with her

TSGG: i thought you might say that, because there will be more of this reality.

everyone: MORE!!!!!????

TSGG: yep, now let's continue to the rest of this reality.

he said with determination

(end of chapter, hope you liked it after the long delay)