it was all quiet in the theatre with USS_Montana waiting for TSGG, until he appeared next to him and said

TSGG: hey guys.

audience: hey aiden.

TSGG: now, before me and by friend here start the rest of the reality i showed of jaune running a hitman company , i'm going to bring in more guests, and ozpin, they might be familiar to your academy.

ozpin: what do you mean?

he asked as TSGG summoned the entire student body of beacon academy as they start talking indistcincly wondering what's going on

student 1: what's going on?

student 2: where are we?

student 3 (female): (blushes) and who are they?

she said as the female students stare at TSGG and montana with faces covered in blushes

TSGG: beacon student body, my avatar name is aiden, but i also go by ''the space guy gamer'', and the guy in the navy uniform next to me is my good ole friend, uss montana.

montana: but you can call me ''montana'' for short.

female students: (hearts for eyes) montana.

they all said as they start drooling with the male students glaring at him as one guy said

male student 1: ok, but why are we here?

male student 2: and why is team crdl beaten up?

aiden: allow me to explain.

he said as he starts to explain why they are here and what their counterparts have done to their jaune arc's, and after explaining the entire story, let's just say... they are shocked, saddened at what they learned, and mostly pissed off at what those team CRDL's have done to an innocent young man

male student 1: i can't believe it, bullying the faunus back home is one thing...but what we just learned....WAS THE WORST THING THAT HE HAS EVER DONE!!!!!!!!

beacon students; YEAH!!!!!!!!

montana: ok, but you can beat them up more later, right now let's just watch the reality we're about to show you.

beacon students: ok.

they said as they sat down and the screen lights up

loona: blitz, that cleavy rich asshole is on the phone, says it's urgent and wants to talk to you...(whispers) and he sounds a little DTF-y.

ruby: wait, what does that mean?

summer; sweetie, i'll tell you when your a little older.

ruby: ok.

blitz: oh GOD, IT WAS ONE TIME!!!

he said as he slammed his water on the ground with moxxie having wide eyes

blitz: if i hadn't slept with that privelaged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.

moxxie:... you what?

as the audience heard that, they were wide eyes at hearing that jaune's counterpart slept with someone

nicholas: i'm sorry, what did he just say?

phyrra; (eyes twitching) who did he sleep with?

montana: oh, you're gonna love this.

he said as he crossed his arms with a smug smile

the scene then shows the balcony of a castle, then shows blitz getting a giant book and sneaking his way off the bed with stolisa (phyrra) sleeping on said bed

blitz: (singing) got the book, got the book, got this fucking heavy book.

audience: (gasped and stare at phyrra)

nora: p-money, you're in this...and?

phyrra: i slept with JAUNE!!!!!!!

she cheered as the arc family cheers for her, along with team rwby, cfvy, and the beacon students

yang: way to go phyrra!!!!

nora: wait, does that mean that blitz and phyrra's counter part are in a relationship?

aiden: well, yeah, but except that phyrra's counterpart is cheating on her husband.

phyrra: (wide eyes)

audience: what!!!!!!

montana: as you can see, in this reality, phyrra's counterpart is married to...let's just say...a counterpart of cardin, but except that he's not a racist or a bully, but instead he's just nothing but a stubborn asshole.

aiden: and he goed by the name ''solar''.

phyrra: but if i'm already married to...HIM. Then why am i cheating on him.

montana & aiden: because we know that you fell in love with jaune since you first met him, and that you and juane were meant to be together in a whole bunch of realities. like the ones with jaune having a harem.

audience: A WHAT!!!!!!?????

montana: we'll explain later.

we see blitz walking toward the balcony, places the book on the ledge to balance himself, but instead..he falls off

blitz: oh OH SHIT!!!!

he yelled as he landed on a cake, thus interrupting a tea part with solar (cardin) and his royal friends as he says

blitz: sorry, i fucked your wife.

as they heard him say that, everyone (except team crdl) started to burst into laughter at hearing him say that

female student 1: (laughs) i can't believe he said that, right girls?

female students: RIGHT!!!!!!!!

they yelled in unison while laughing

loona: blitz!!!!

blitz: I HEARD YOU ALREAD-So what can i do you for this time, stolisa?

stolisa: there's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my accosiates, he's trying to convince people global warming exists.

as the audience see phyrra's counterpart, phyrra and the females were in awe at seeing stolisa

lucy: wow, she looks like a princess.

montana: that's because she is.

phyrra & females: what!!!!!!????

aiden: that's right, her full name is stolisa goetia, of the royal goetia family, and she and solar have a daughter named octavia goetia, and when she was little...SHE WAS JUST THE CUTEST!!!!!!

females: how so?

montana: me and aiden don't like spoilers, but here's a pic of her when she was little.

he said as he showed said pic of octavia

females, arc sisters, team rwby: AWWWW!!!!!!

ruby: SHE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!!

weiss: who's a little cutie? you are, oh yes you are.

she cooed at seeing the cute young owl

arc sisters, illia, and female students: (hearts for eyes)

aiden: (screams in joy) I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! (then calms down) ok, now let's continue.

blitz: doesn't it?

stolisa: well, yes but more people die if nothing is done about it. and it get's lonely here.

she said as she waved her feathery tail

blitz: ok, well that makes sense.

stolisa: you know what happens when i'm lonely blitzy?

Audience: blitzy?

montana: oh no, AIDEN!!!!!

aiden: saphron, terra, put these noise cancelling headphones on his head, right now!!!!!

saphron & terra: why?

aiden: JUST DO IT, this is an emergency. please!!!

he yelled in a hurry as the couple did what he said

blitz: oh god f***cking damn it.

he muttered

stolisa: when i'm lonely, i become hungry...and when i become hungry, i want to choke on that red (bleep) of yours.

audience: (gasp in shock)

phyrra: what did i just say?!

aiden & montana: there's more to it!!!!

stolisa: (bleep) on (bleep) and lick all of your (bleep) before taking out your (bleep) and (bleep) ing it with more teeth until your screaming (bleeeeep) like a fucking baby.

she said in such a naughty tone as blitz hung her up with a shocked, but also, violating face

as blitz hung her up, the cotta arcs began to know why aiden was in a hurry before phyrra's counterpart said all of that stuff, and as for everyone else, they were like this...

nora: wow, phyrra, we didn't know you had it in you.

male student 1: i knew phyrra was in love with jaune, but that was just...naughty.

he said as the other students agree to his statement, along with the arc family, beacon staff, the villains, schnees, teams RWBY, NPR, and CFVY as they nodded in agreement

roman: ok, once we get back home...we never and i mean, NEVER, speak of this..got it?

beacon students: got it...wait, ROMAN TORCHWICK!!!!!???

after blitz hung up on stolisa, he snapped his phone in half, grabbed his dial up phone and smashed used it to smash his snapped phone, threw it away as it hit a cat, pulled out a blender, pressed a button and it liquified the broken phone into a red juice as he gave it to loona as she started chugging it down

blitz: eat this, and you that bridge under the free way?

loona: yeah?

blitz: shit off it.

nicolas: i can see why he said that.

arc sisters: why dad?

charlotte; well girld, it's obviously because of blitz feeling voilated and that his phone felt dirty when phyrra's counterpart said all that stuff.

she said to her daughters as phyrra lowered her head in shame and with a mad blush at thinking about what she heard her counterpart say

blitz: look, the point is loona is a valued member of our family and we don't get rid of family.

he said as his adoptive daughter smiled at hearing that

charlotte: he's right, even if jaune's papers did get revealed, we wouldn't get rid of him, despite what our counterparts did.

aiden: actually, in some realities when jaune's transcripts were revealed, he didn't get disowned.

montana: he's right.

arc family: HUH!!!!!?????

aiden: but we'll tell you later.

arc family: ok.

moxxie: we aren't a family sir, you are the boss, we are the employees, you treat her like she's just some troubled teenager..she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman you let man the phones.

he said as loona raised a birdie at him

blake: by the way he said that, meth sounds like a drug righ?

aiden: an extremely illegal drug, but yeah it is.

blitz: that is offensive, without homeless people, i wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter i do in this life.

he said as he looked out the window and waved at the bobo with a stupid looking smile before closing the blinds

montana: oh and nora, what your about to hear will make you happy.

nora: what do you mean?

aiden: let's just say that, it's about you and ren.

ren and his family: huh?

moxxie: while we are on the subject of ''family'', can you please stop finding me and millie outside of work?

millie: come on sweetie, it's not that big of a deal.

moxxie: excuse me...WHAT!!!!?????

nora: wait, ''sweetie'', does that mean?

aiden: that's right, you and ren are married in this reality.

he said as everyone gasped and stare at ren and nora, but as nora grew a big creepy smile, she yelled in absolute joy and began to run around the theatre in such speed, like the roadrunner in those old cartoons as ren's parents hug their son and his mom started crying in such joy

an ren: i'm so proud of you, ren.

she cried as ren's dad was smiling with pride and joy

moxxie: honey, can you get the butter?

he said to millie while cooking

millia: sure sweetie.

she said as she opened the fridge, but...

blitz: spoiler alert, the butter's spoiled.

he joked as millie giggled

moxxie: what's funny honey?

as yang and tai heard those puns, they began chuckling at the couple jokes the imp couple were making, but stopped at realizing who said that butter joke

yang: wait, is that?

blitz: really impressive wordplay?

he said as he made this chubby cheek face of cuteness

moxxie: what the? why are you in our fridge?!

then the scene cuts to the outside of their apartment, then inside of their bedroom with moxxie sleepin, or at least he was until he heard purring, but as he opened his eyes, he sees blitz on his bed with a smile on his face as he asked

blitz: what ya dreamin about?

as he said that, the arc family deadpanned at what their son/brother is doing, along with everyone else as they said

audience: really blitz:

moxxie: i was dreaming about my parents being murdered, but now...i like to go back to that.

he said with a unimpressed tone in his voice, but then the scene cuts to something...interesting as the audience sees ren with a guitar..

ren: wait, why am i using a guitar, isn't that what jaune uses as an instrument?

beacon students: we we're thinking the exact same thing.

montana: well yes, but in this reality, your counterpart is going to sing a song for your wife, millie, who is nora's counterpart.

nora: i want to hear what my renny is gonna sing for me!!!!

audience: aww!!

an ren: that's so sweet.

male student 1: but also...kinda fitting since they're employees of a hitman company.

nicholas: but seriously...why did juane have to film them doing it?

montana: well like TSGG said, it's a thing in these types of universes.

weiss: but i have a question, you said that there are universe where jaune's family didn't abandon him after his transcrips were revealed, so i was thinking...why would they keep him in after what they learned.

montana: we'll tell you once we take a small break in the lounge.

audience: the lounge?

the asked in unison as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it after me coming back from my vacation in gulf shores)