HELLUVA BOSS (part 2)
(i know this chapter took forever, but here's a guest, the one and only USS_Montana)
after aiden left, we see a new guy popping up out of thin air
USS montana: HEYO EVERYBODY!!!!!!
after he said that, we see saphron, terra, and the other girls blush at his appearance, along with team RWBY
yang: (blushes) who are you?
USS montana: my name, or avatar name, is USS montana, i'm a good friend of aiden, or thespaceguygamer and i'll be your host until he comes back.
blake: ok, so what are you going to show us?
USS Montana: remember about what happened to that kid in that previous showing?
everyone: yes.
USS montana: i'll be showing you the rest of that reality.
he said as the screen started to light up
the scene immediately cuts to a hospital as a blode doctor opened us the doors with a pink haired female nurse and a blue haired male nurse, running behind him with the kid moxxie shot
female nurse: doctor he's not responding!!
she said with a very masculine voice
Qrow: woah, that is one ugly sounding chick.
he said as he raised his eyebrown with a cringed face
male nurse: cool water, stat.
he ordered as the pink haired nurse slammed a bucket of said water onto the dying kid, but nothing happened
male nurse: it didn't do anything.
he said in worry as the bucket just made a large bruise on the kid's cheek
doctor: dammit! i'm not losing another one.
he cursed as he and the nurses got out three pairs of those heart shockers as they charged them up and the doctor said
doctor: CLEAR!!!
he yelled as they all shocked the boy, sending high amounts of voltage within his body as he gasped as he wakes up, making the doctor nad his nurses look at him in slight shock
doctor: holy shit, it actually worked.
he said in a tone that said that heb didn't know what was going to work or not
the scene cuts to show the three imps sitting on waiting chairs beside the hospital room the boy was in, blitz was looking at a magazine while moxxie ws having a face filled with horror and regret as millie was rubbing his head with a sympathetic look, trying to comfort him until the doctor came out of the room and said
doctor: he appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. now what insurance provider do you freaks have?
upon hearing his question, the imps had varying looks on their faces
ironwood: oh, you have gotta be kidding me.
he said with a deadpanned look
nora: seriously!!!?? we're a hitman company, how do we not have whatever this insurance is!!??
blitz: the fuck is insurance?
he said with an even more confused look
as he said that, yang, tai, qrow, and jaune's dad started laughing out in boisterious amusement
qrow: NICE!!!!!
he shouted while laughing
yang: IT'S FUNNIER THAT HE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE HE DIDN'T KNWO WHAT INSURANCE IS!!!!
she said while laughing as well
illia: well, it looks like that kid might end up dead after all, right blake?
blake: i guess.
the viewing then cuts outside of the hospital when the hospital bed that carried the kid crashed throght the window, along with blitz, moxxie and millie hanging on to it as it fell with all of them screaming
just as the bed continued to fall, it stopped until the rope connected to the bed cut loose as they all fell to the streets with moxxie's scream's being the loudest
and with that, we return to the IMP building meeting room as moxxie had a slightly annoyed expression on his face as millie had a bored look on her as moxxie spoke up
moxxie: i'd like to go on record and say that the incident was loona's fault, dispact was supposed to give us the right info on the target, it's very simple
loona: oh sit on a dick moxxie.
nora: i'm sorry, what did she say about my renny?
she said in slight, hidden anger
moxxie: you sit! sit on a -engh, and the d- DO YOUR JOB!!!!
he stuttered and then slammed his hand on the table
blitz: hey, now we don't blame our screw-ups on loona, ok? she didn't do anything wrong.
he said as he hugged his hellhound daughter and rubbed his head against hers, causing loona to angrily growl at jaune's demon counterpart
moxxie: are you kidding me, sir? she's awful.
he said as the viewing cut to loona reading a magazine as a dial-up phone started to ring until loona answered it and siad
loona: hellp I.M.P.
she said
millie; loona i got stabbed, call mox.
she begged as loona hung up the phone immediately
nora: rude!!!!!!
she said as she raised her hands up
ren: exactly.
arc sisters: agreed
then the scene changes again with blitz walking through the halls with a small gift box on his hands with a smile
blitz: happy adoption anniversary, loonie. i got you a little something.
he said as he brought the gift towards loona's face, making her look at it
arc family: aww.
charlotte: that's so sweet.
nicholas: but wonder what my son got her anyway.
loona: is it a cure for syphilis?
a majority of the audience were stunnded into silence and shock, except for ruby, who had no idea what syphilis is
ruby; uh, what's syphilis?
she asked as USS Montana walked up to her and whispered it in her ear, after explaining...it was safe to say that ruby was horrified that such a thing like that existed
blitz: i-oh.
loona: then i don't want it!!!!!!!
she yelled as she grabbed the box and slammed it onto the ground as blitz had a saddened look on his face
however, out from the destroyed present crawled out hundreds of spiders as they crawled all over loona
loona: ugh!!!!
blitz: i'm sorry it was spiders.
he said with a cringed look as he was now outside of one of the windows, making sure he was away from loona's wrath
loona: god d***it.
she swore with an annoyed look as the spidr crawled all over her body
then the scene cuts to moxxie, who his holding a piece of paper with an unsure look on his face as he walked over to loona
moxxie: um, e-e-excuse me. did you just send me a fax on an ad for weight loss?
he asked as he held a sheet of paper saying ''Chub B gone''
qrow. tai, yang, and nicholas read those words and already started chuckling at knowning where this is going
loona: no.
she lazily said
moxxie: what-wh-why would anyone send me this?
loona: come on, you know why.
she calmly said as she looked up to moxxie
then the scene cut to loona digging through the fridge
loona: whoever left the avocado salad in the fridge--i'm taking it because i have the worst hangover right now.
she said as she started to chug the salad down
millie: why would you drink on a work-night?
she asked as loona stopped chugging the salad down and said this to nora's counterpart with a scowl
loona: i'm hungover from this morning dumbass.
nora: hey, no one calls me that!!!!!
moxxie; isn't that my lunch?
he asked as he entered the room and pointed at the salad in loona's hand
loona: you know what?! i can't take this assault right now, i need to blow off some F***ing steam!!!!
she yelled as loona then proceed to kick the container at moxxie, tossing him back as loona stomped out of the room with millie watching with wide eyes
outside of the building, an impish woman with white hair and black clothing is strolling down the sidewalk with her baby in it's stroller, until....
loona: RAAAAAH!!!!!!
she yelled as she came charging out of the building and proceeded to kick the baby in it's stroller out of the area
(like this)
back at the audience, they widened their eyes in shock while saphron and terra were holding adrian tightly in protection mode
after that the screen went black
nicholas: hey, what happened?
USS Montana: don't worry, TSGG just texted me saying that he'll be back shortly, but don't worry, i'll still be here with you all.
audience: ok.
end of chapter, hope you enjoyed it.
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