When Jason made his way to school, he realized everyone was freaking out because of the lack of sun in the sky.

He rolled his eyes.

A girl was laying on the sidewalk and screeching randomly when people walked past.

An old woman was handing people pamphlets that turned out to be fanfictions. She was blind. She started hitting things she bumped into. Jason wondered distantly if that cane of hers had killed a toddler.

Said woman was currently arguing with a brick wall over a non-existent cupcake.

A male reporter with wild eyes and frizzy, tangled hair jumped out of the bushes and threw a bath-bomb at a fire hydrant.

Jason sighed.

"So boring..."