Jeep: Oh...no...

TacoCat: What?

Jeep: We've been Dared....BY A FRUIT!!!

Winterwasher: Wuuuuut!?

Spirit: Was it by Sprite?

Jeep: Nope, it was from Steamy Mangoes....

Jprafol: That doesn't sound good. :/

TacoCat: Steamy Mangoes?? How are they even Steamy!?

Jeep: Let's see what the dragons think about it...

TacoCat: Why can't you open it right now? ¡~¡

Jeep: I'll need Winter's help with the huge amount of Mango Tape.

Spirit: MANGO TAPE!?

Winterwasher: WUUUUUUUT!?

Jeep: k, every dragon into the Hot Tub Time Machine!!

TacoCat: Where'd you get all this stuff?

Jeep: Walmart. 🙃

*HAWT TUB TIEM MACKINE ACTIVOTE*

Moon: O.o Winter, what happened!?

TacoCat: Hai love birds.

Winter: *blushes* Get away, little cat!

Qibli: What is the problem this time?

Umber: Is it the SpiritCat problem?

Jeep: Wut?

Winterwasher: Is that a new ship?

TacoCat: *Starts hyperventilating really fast*

Jeep: SHOOT!! STAB HIM WITH SLEEPING DART QUICK!!

Spirit: *Magically a Dart appears in front of her face* This better work.

*Spirit Throws the Dart*

Jeep: Oh, I hope that hits...

*it misses*

Spirit: AHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST RUN!!

Jprafol: I GOT TIS!!! *Throws 3 Darts at TacoCat*

TacoCat: * Still hyperventilating at light speed while slowing turning head at Spirit* (Nightmare Fuel ;^;)

*All 3 darts hit*

Jeep: Why isn't he dropping!?

Winterwasher: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
Winter sit on him.

Winter: k. *Sits on TacoCat*

Jeep: That worked...
Ok, on to the Dare!!!

Spirit: Winter, do you like Mangoes?

Winter: Meh.

Winterwasher: Open your Mouth then. *Gives the Roll of Mango Tape to Moon*

Qibli: I'm going to close my ey-

Spirit: NOPE NOT TODAY M88888888
*Pushes Chopsticks between Qibli's eyes to make them stay open*

TacoCat: M8? As in Pirate Mate or in

Mate.?

I swear if she says Mate..

Spirit: M8?? MLG M8?

Moon: Ok, Winter I dunno how this is going to ever fit in your mouth but whatever...
*tries to put all the Mango Tape in Winter's mouth*

Jprafol: ITS NOT WORKING!!!

Jeep: kkkkkkk,

Spiritborn, show us your power...

Spirit: FUS RO DAH!!!!

*epic music orchestra plays
DUN DUN DUUUUUN*

Jeep: There...now we have a fat Winter....

Winter's Thoughts right now ⬇

Jeep: OK we have the dare now :3

@SteamyMangoes says

Everyone....Pokey Challenge now!!

Winterwasher: Oh wow..that was quick.

Kinkajou: HEHE!! All the ships are going to sail now...

Qibli: Even Moonb-

Jeep: Wait! It also said "P.S. Moonbli is only allowed Moon wants to."

Qibli: Well, that's a never goi-

Moon: Actually I would be interested to see if Qibli's heat would be better than Winter's Mint.

Everydragon: WHAT!?

Winter: No No no No!!! Moonwatcher, please... don't do it. We've already kissed and everything! We also did the things!! Please, you can't abandon me now!

Moon: I just want to try...

Qibli: Fine by me.. c:

Jeep: Here's the order and what dragons requested them:

Winterwatcher - WinterWatcher4Life
Moonber - Umber
Turtlejou - Turtle
Qiblijou - Clone of Kinkajou
Kinkawatcher - Darkstalker?
Qinter - Jprafol
Winterjou - TacoCat
And mOoNbLI BLEH! - Qibli

Winterwasher: I need to take note of this order...

Jeep: okay, first is Winterwatcher!!

Moon: But Winter is stuffed with Mangoes...

Jeep: Too Bad!
*shoves Pocky stick down Winter's Mouth*

Winter: Acgh...Mon do it..quiccccc....

Moon: PACDRAGONESS ACTIVATE!!

OMNONONMNONMNONMNONNO LB ONMNONMNONMBONMNO N NONMNONMNO N ONMNLNONMNKNMNONMBLNONMLNKKNLNOMBKBONMBONMNON MHM ON LB NONMNMNLNMN

I'M
NOMNOMNOMNKNNJKNONNNK

Winter: Ow, you bit my intestine.

Wait, I ate Moon?

Moon: Help!! The acid hurts!!

Jeep: Looks like I have to use my powers....

*Qibli stabs Winter*

*Qibli then proceeds to behead Winter*

Spirit: NO!
*TACKLES QIBLI!!!*

Qibli: Hey!

Spirit: Hay is for horses as Gay is for you.

TacoCat: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHOTS FIREDDDDDDDD

Qibli: Hey, you killed Winter.

Spirit: .-.

Jprafol: SURGEON SIMULATOR ACTIVATE!!

Don't worry I'm a professional surgeon!

*2 hours later*

Jeep: SHE'S OUT!!

Winterwasher: Wait, did Winter give birth...

Moon: Wah?

Spirit: HOLY! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY! YOU JUST STRAIGHT MURDERED HIS CORPSE!

Jeep: Don't worry!
*snaps talons*

Winter: Ello

Qibli: Wait, what?

Jeep: He seems to only remember his core memories...which seem to be Moon, Hailstorm, Jade Winglet, and his memories...wut.

Qibli: Well whatever...next please?

Winterwasher: That would be Moonber.

Umber: 😁 I get to finally kiss Moon!

Moon: Hm, surprisingly even though I'm still a dragonet I've kissed many dragons before. I have vague memories of kissing very strange dragons...

Umber: DONE!! 😙

I FEEL SO HAPPY 😍😍😍😍😍

Jeep: 😓

Spirit: 😒

Jprafol: NEXT! 💂 ROYAL GUARD NEXT!!

Winterwasher: That is Turtlejou!

*Turtle walks up with a Pokey Stick*

Turtle: Uh, where's Kinkajou?

*Suddenly, everything turns dark*

Jeep: Hold on... lemme find the power box...

Turtle: Mhm!!

Kinkajou: Shhh....we'll have our challenge...in the closet..

*7 hour heaven for dem*

Jeep: Found it!

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

*Lights turn on again*

Moon: Oh noes, Turtle has been replaced with a closet MAKING noises!!

TacoCat: What noises?

Jeep: Wait! Curiosity killed the cat!

TacoCat: Whatever...

*In the closet*

Turtle: Mhm...Mhm..MhmmmMhmm
(This is Awesome!)

Kinkajou: Mhm..mhm..mhm...mhmhm...Mhm..mhm..Mhm.
(It was my little treat for you.)

Turtle: Mhm...mhmhm mhm mhm mhm mhmhmh.
(We gotta do this more often.)

Kinkajou: Mhm..hm...MHM.
(Next up, BED!)

*meanwhile*

TacoCat: -_- -.- .-. 🤤 😨 😱

Jeep: Told you...NEXT!!

Winterwasher: Next would be Qiblijou.

Qibli: *stands in front of the closet*

Kinkajou?

*Kinkajou pops out and kisses Qibli so quickly forcing him to choke on the stick*

Qibli: Ack, aside from the stick, the things that made me choke was the color of Kinkajou and Turtle's Kiss marks...

Jeep: You don't have to mention THAT.

Jprafol: Spirit's savior from her untimely demised is her father.

Spirit: Thx, dad!

Winter: Get on with the next one already!

Winterwasher: Ok! Ok! Next is Kinkawatcher!? Darkstalker! What is wrong with you?

Darkstalker: Well, I had to do a ship..

Moon: Welp, here goes nothing...
*Stands in front of closet*

I SUMMON THY DEMON NAMED KINKAJOU!! FREE ME FROM THIS INKY DARE I CALL "FUN!!"

*Suddenly, Moon was dragged in the closet*

Moon: No! I am...your prophet! Stay Back! Mhm!!

(^Bendy and the Ink machine reference)

Winter: 😡 KINKAJOU GET HER OUT!

Qibli: 😢 Did she die?

Umber: Nope, I hope...😓

Turtle: *muffled* She's okay!

WQU: 😅😂😄

*Moon pops out on the floor*

Moon: 😝 That was Traumatizing..
I never knew that Kinkajou could be so..."passionate" about these things.

Jprafol: Uh, whatever...NEXT!!

Winterwasher: Qinter!

Jprafol: *squeals*

Qibli: Ugh....

Winter: Our future child which I don't know why it would happen adorns us with love.

Qibli: I hate it.

*Winter and Qibli both kiss, while Jprafol makes it more compassionate then it should..*

Spirit and Jprafol: YAOI!!!

TacoCat: Yaoi? Is that like a website or something?

Spirit: U no know Yaoi??
That means u no have life.

TacoCat: *hugs her* Tell me all about my life then. 😄

Spirit: 😥 I hope I don't have to get used to this...

Winter: AHH!! HOT HOT HOT!! YOUR TONGUE IS TOO HOT!!

Qibli: Mah Tugue hus frustbite
Ow...

Jprafol: This wasn't what I expected from their second kiss..😒

Jeep: Anyways, NEXT!

Winterwasher: Winterjou? Lol. TacoCat?

TacoCat: I had to do something...

Spirit: Hisss....

TacoCat: *hugs her again* 😄 DON'T BE MAD!! 😄😄😄

Spirit: Ugh, it's like he has a death grip.

Winter: Time to face the Closet of Death...

*Kinkajou pops out and pecks Winter at light speed, also forcing him to choke*

Winter: Ugh....😥
My eyes...they hurt...

Jeep: Let's go over the last one...

Winterwasher: That would be...SpiritCat??? By...what!? Who is this person doing!?

Spirit: NNNNOOOOO WHO DID THIS!?

Winterwasher: It was Steamy Mangoes!!

TacoCat: Ok, I'll give you 3 choices

A.) Right here

B.) Closet

C.) Bed.

You can only choose one, and you can't choose anything, but a letter.

Spirit: Um, M. 🙂

TacoCat: WELL!! THAT MEANS THAT THE WHEEL OF LOVE GETS TO CHOOSE!!

Spirit: WHAT!? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeep: I feel kinda sorrow for her.

Jprafol: I don't. XD

(First Try too...)

Jeep: Nope! I refuse! I AM NOT WRITING AS I DID IN CHAPTER 2. I DIED AFTER THAT CHAPTER. I WILL NOT WRITE A LEMON!!

Kinkajou: Fine, I'll write it... :/

*2 Hours later*

Winterwasher: Well, I...I can't tell you what happened, but I could tell you what our conditions are...

Jeep: Half Torn with blood spilling out.

Winterwasher: Traumatized

Jprafol: dead.

TacoCat: Nowhere to be seen

Spirit: Happily sitting on corpses

Umber: Dead.

Qibli: Dead.

Turtle: Still in the closet

Kinkajou: In pieces. Literally.

Peril: Absent

Winter: In the Restroom

Moon: On Spirit's Back?

Bed: Looked like it got nuked.

Winterwasher: Ok, I'm going to go get a banana...

Jeep: AHAH!! I USED MY MAGIC TO HEAL MYSELF!! I'M SO-

Um, what happened?

Spirit: You will never know...☻

Jeep: Well, ok...ugh...Outro plz!

I HAD FUN WHILE DOING THIS LITERARY XD ALSO SORRY FOR THE 4 MONTH DELAY. I HAVE 3 PROJECTS TO DO BEFORE THE END OF SCHOOL AND I PROCRASTINATED TOO MUCH XD...ALSO I'LL BE RELEASING AN ULTRA UPDATE IN THE STORY OF MY LIFE CONTAINING LITERRALLY MY LIFE IN WATTPAD RIGHT NOW XD. K GONNA SIGN OUT AND PLEASE POST MORE DARES. HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!

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