Newbie talks about when she was kidnapped and Jade pretends she doesn't know anything:

Newbie: <<Do you remember when the Great Zapfish and everyone was gone and i was kidnapped?>>

Jade: <<Yes, i remember. How did you get away?>>

Newbie: <<I didn't run away, a girl had saved me and everyone>>

Jade: <<Who was the heroine?>>

Newbie: <<She was a pink inkling girl; she wore particular clothes and a particular gun, she looked like a sort of agent; i think she was your same age; she had mulatto skin and blue eyes...just like you>>

Jade: <<Where do you want to go with this?>>

Newbie: <<I think you were that heroine>>

Jade: <<No, no, no, no...she can't be me "what a ridiculous lie...">>

Newbie: <<Jade, you were the only one left in Inkopolis>>

Jade: <<*sigh* Ok ok, you found out me. That heroine was me...don't tell anyone>>

Newbie: <<It will be our secret. So tell me more, how it was?>>

Jade: <<It was splantastic! My name was Agent J, a member of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. I ventured into the Octo Valley and tore the octarians and octolings to pieces>>

Newbie: <<Woah...octolings?>>

Jade: <<They're similar to us but they have four tentacles instead of two in which there are lots of suckers, they don't have the black spot that connects the eyes, they turn into octopuses and they're all females.>>

Newbie: <<So how do they reproduce?>>

Jade: <<I have no idea>>

Newbie: <<Do we continue with the objective?>>

Jade: <<Which objective?>>

Newbie: <<The Absolute>>

Jade: <<Ah, that...well, what we can say is...>>

Jade and Newbie: <<SUPER TURF WAR RUSH!>>

The two run to the lobby like crazy, and they play battles endlessly, they fight, and fight, and fight, they win, and win, and win.

4 hours later...

They leave the lobby for a moment <<Wow, the last one was tough>> Newbie says, <<Nah, it was easy, and i'm not even sweaty>> Jade answers and Newbie contradicts her ironically <<If you are all wet and dripping, it sees that you aren't even sweaty *laughs*>>.

10 seconds of silence later...

<<I'm going to take a shower>> Jade says, <<Ok, i'll wait here>> Newbie says and Jade goes.

30 minutes later...

Jade returns all clean and shiny <<I'm back>>, Newbie mocks her <<Well, before i couldn't stay near you because you stank>> Jade makes a face -_- and Newbie tells her the truth behind what she said <<Don't take it badly, i was just kidding...apart from the smell...>>. Jade was about to respond when Judd calls them:

Jade: <<Hi Mr. Judd>>

Newbie: <<Hello>>

Judd: <<Hello and it's only Judd>>

Jade: <<Ok *giggles*>>

Newbie: <<Woah, you had a son, aww>>

Jade: <<How cute>>

Lil Judd: <<Thanks :3>>

Judd: <<I called that you can reset your level at ★1 and continue to level up, so what do you think?>>

Jade and Newbie: <<*they look at each other for a second* We accept!>>

Judd: <<The deal is done>>

MAGIIIHC...Jade and Newbie are at level ★1 and the ascent to the Absolute continues...or better it's over, they did it. <<I almost forgot, everytime you reach the level ★99 come to me, i'll give you a Super Sea Snail and i'll reset you to level ★1>> Judd remembers and Jade amazed says <<This means that...the Absolute...we've reached it!>> and Newbie shouts <<We are very strong, yesss!!!!!!!>>. In fact yes, in Turf Wars and Ranked Battles the two were feared by everyone and...anyone disrespected Jade or Newbie...well...they feared having a bad time (Sans XD) with the two pink inkling girls.

Author's note:
I know, this chapter is faster than the others (maybe because i wrote it in a day, that is today). The next chapter will be...wait a second, i won't tell you! (Am i too vicious? Oh, how delicious! XD It's a part of the musical "Your best nightmare"). Please leave a comment and remember:

Be different and be yourself!