Agent J reaches the third area and a bad surprise awaits her: an octarian from behind tries to splat her but she hears a "splash" caused by the footsteps of the enemy, turns suddenly <<What are you going to do here?! *sees that he's an octarian kid: he's scared to see that J found out him* but you're just a child...*has mercy on the octarian* i'm not going to kill a child>> the little octarian doesn't understand J and give her a book for learn the octoling language <<*reads the book* A no vo kil tu (i don't want to kill you)>> J admits, the octarian is a little incredulous <<Ral? (really?)>> <<*reads the book again* Yek, a no thi li-octo depr dei (yes, i don't think that little octos have to die)>> she reassures him <<*reads the book another time*Mes lis squis evren no mal? (but the inklings weren't bad)>> asks the little child <<Ner ler el ed ner ler elho (never they have been and never they will be). *reads the book one more time* Edelay, wahr tu wel srai ma? (anyway because you were spying on me?)>> J says <<Bohr a lar gjeh doal... (because i was forced...)>> he answers <<*reads again the book* Dho per blo klorld fleo do? (who in the world did it?)>> Agent J asks angry <<Sfavilla, la grav de octo-lis. Lher ell du sviad lil gye pero (Sfavilla, the head of the octolings. She is the child exploitation in person)>> explains the little boy <<*reads once again the book* Lohrs lher el da mal! (so she is the bad one!)>> J replies. <<A lonw ge tu paj zap-squishes, a mre sor kour nes stel et mes Sfavilla et DJ Octavio nruk bel'han...ah et del'ele napl squis *gives J an octoling wig, mulatto-colored face powder and octoling clothing* Recur'ai de, hop therk tu as octo-lis et tu vourà paj secroly zap-squishes (I know that you are taking back zapfishes, sorry for stealing them but it was the plan of Sfavilla and DJ Octavio...ah and they kidnapped all the inklings. Wear these so they will think you are an octoling and then recover the zapfishes safely)>>. Agent J puts on the octoling wig, the octoling clothing and covers her the black spot that connects the eyes: she looks like a perfect octoling. <<*reads again the book* Wow, thanx...ehm...yo namae qa? (wow, thanks...ehm...what's your name?)>> J asks, <<Mo namae ag Michael et tu? (my name is Michael and you?)>> says happily him <<*reads one more time again the book* Mo namae ag Jade, matk voud naw tu l'ais qa me Agent J (My name is Jade, but you have to call me Agent J for now) *she goes away*>> she replies <<O-ckay, Agent J (ok Agent J)>> Michael says. The agent enters the octarian world disguised as octoling, the disguise works but...J had forgotten one thing... "Oh no, how do I talk to them" she thought. Just at that moment, an octoling arrives to tell J to check the zapfish, but the agent doesn't understand a single word and starts to make hand gestures hoping to nail it. The octoling laughs <<A'no jer sols octo-lis erth foun! (i didn't know that some were fun!) and she goes away still laughing "I must told her a joke...ah, she also told me 'zap-squish' which zapfish so i have to get to it" she remembers and runs into it. Once reached check if anyone is around...but there was nobody then takes the zapfish and says softly <<Keep it up!>>. Agent J continues this for the other kettles even if on the last...an octarian asked her to make a joke but just before she started making the usual gestures, she sneezes and the wig falls of. <<*le gasp* S Q U I!!!   K I L   ER!!! (I N K L I N G!!!  K I L L   H E R!!!)>>. All having heard him turn furious and  shoot her with everything they have, J starts to run away in an incredible way and manages to get out of the octarian world hardly. Once out she says relieved <<Uff...there has been little *sees that she has enemy ink on her* or rather too little>>, she cleans up and enters the 3rd Boss Kettle. There was the zapfish and as it happened it was always hanging, this time it was on a kind of giant metallic shell covered with spikes. Also this time the tentacle takes it, the shell begins to roll on the spot and rises. <<He's Octo Whirl. He will attack you rolling towards you, every time he's about to do it his eyes become purple and to stop him you have to flood him with your ink and then the rest is always the same>> explains Cap'n Cuttlefish. Octo Whirl's eyes become purple, J very fast inks a large part of the battlefield hoping enough to stop him, he rolls towards Agent J but the ink stops him and stuns him. J splats the tentacle and jumps early to avoid the appearance of the geyser, meanwhile she takes the time for colour the map again and prepare the mockery. Octo Whirl wakes up and turns the field, J says <<But do you always turn? At this rate your head will turn too! *laughs and rolls on the ground*>> Octo Whirl gets angry and says things that seem to mean <<DON'T TRY TO F*CK WITH ME>> his eyes turn purple again and he rolls back to J but the ink blocks him again and J splats again the tentacle but this time she jumps at the right time and prepares for next round. Octo Whirl wakes up one last time but this time it creates waterproof areas and then rotates the field. "Now it is more difficult to flood it, but nothing can stop me!" Agent J thought. J smears the ground and when the octobot is about to launch its attack, she positions herself in the most colorful point. The enemy rolls with more speed towards J, the pink ink stops him again but this time, he moves to free himself but the agent gives him the coup de grace. The octobot continuously rolls in place and then

B O O M

The zapfish is free <<Finally go on! Keep it up!>> she says.

Cap'n Cuttlefish: <<Agent J, you were great and you made me laugh a lot every time you teased an octobot, i noticed once again you went around dressed as an octoling, i don't care why but it worked...*sudden break*>>

J: <<Captain, you ok?>>

But two evil voices connect

Male voice: <<Your old man is with us now>>

Female voice: <<If you want him again, you must stop looking for the Great Zapfish and your friends>>

J: <<NEVER!!! If you are octarians how do you speak my language?>>

Female voice: <<None of your business!>>

J: <<Know that i'm coming! I've already killed many of your friends in cold blood, so you don't scare me!>>

Male voice: <<You still don't know who you're dealing with, the two of us are strong and an inkling like you has no hope>>

J: <<We'll see!>>.

The evil voices disappear and other three connect:

???: <<Agent J, can you hear us?

J: <<Strong and clear, and who are you?>>

???: <<I'm Agent 1>>

???: <<I'm Agent 2>>

???: <<I'm Agent 3>>

???: <<I'm Agent 4... didn't the captain tell you about us?>>

J: <<Not at all, however it's nice to find out that i'm not alone...and how did you not get kidnapped?>>

1: <<We're agents with experience>>

2: <<Listen who's talking! You don't have much...>>

4: <<C'mon, don't fight in front of a little girl>>

3: <<Perhaps little in stature and age because she did away with three octobots in a row...and 8? Where's 8?>>

J: <<Who's 8?>>

2: <<She would Agent 8 and she should speak...>>

8: <<H-hi, i'm A-Agent 8...>>

J: <<Ah, you're shy, don't worry because i'm a little bit too>>

8: <<I was afraid that those two evil voices would return...anyway what they told you?>>

J: <<That i don't know who i'm dealing with and that they kidnapped the captain, by the way an octarian child had told me about Sfavilla and DJ Octavio, i think they were the voices>>

3: <<Strange...>>

1: <<Oh well let's go to the next area>>

Author's note:
This is the longest chapter i've ever done so far! The book is still long and when i have completed it i will do other stuff (Super Mario, fanfics, stories in italian, romantic things (?) and Ask Jade). Leave a comment anyway remember:

Be different and be yourself!