Octo Stomp...AGAIN?!
Agent J reaches the third area: the Beaker's Depot. She wonders what Callie is doing now or if she was fine...after two minutes thinking about it, J goes into the kettle. There was a very different thing in that zone than two years ago: most octolings were elité <<What the heck?!>> Marie asks <<Argh! I knew it! Sfavilla must have trained the octolings harder to make them become elité!>> J replies with hatred. <<Now i'm going to destroy them!!>> she continues with even more hatred, Marie tries to stop her <<NO!!! DON'T DO IT!!! THEY'RE TOO MANY AND TOO STRONG FOR YOU!!!>> but the agent ignores her <<No Marie, it's time to fight, I won't let that bit- i mean idiot continue this madness! When i'm determined i'm determined nobody stops me anymore! *runs furiously towards the octolings clutching the weapon* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!>> the octos attack her...
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The clash ended with Agent J's victory, a normal octoling who was watching was stunned...when J notices her she says with poisonous hatred <<Dounna wank jio to? (Do you want to join too?)>> the octoling gets terrified and answers with pity <<N-n-n...*poops herself and blushes* n-n-nope *runs away*>> J doesn't say anything, on the contrary she's breathing heavily (of rage not of tiredness) and Marie couldn't say more than <<Wow...you killed them all...and they were powered up...i-i don't know how you did it...>> and Agent J explains a bit of a destructive truth about herself <<*Deep breath and calms down* Phew...so much better. I know i'm a kind and patient inkling...but if i get mad i react very badly as you saw before. I've always been like this and i try to control myself...sorry if i haven't listened to you before...>> Marie reassures her <<Don't worry, we're in enemy territory so you can let off steam>>. The agent smiles at her and goes on.
Meanwhile...
(I'm too lazy to write in octoling language, be satisfied)
Normal octoling: <<Sfavilla!>>
Sfavilla: <<What is it, soldier?>>
Normal octoling: <<An inkling girl killed ALL your elité army!>>
Sfavilla: <<*Gasp* WHAT?! WHAT THAT INKLING GIRL LOOK LIKE?!>>
Normal octoling: <<She has mulatto skin, blue eyes, long pink tentacles, she wears an agent uniform and i think she's 8 years old>>
Sfavilla: <<*growls* Agent J!>>
Normal octoling: <<How do you know her?>>
Sfavilla: <<I faced her two years ago together with Octavio...and we lost...this time we'll crush her!
Normal octoling: <<Is there anything i can do to help?>>
Sfavilla: <<You can ask the prisoner for a specific weapon to add to the new Octobot King>>
Normal octoling: <<Roger that! *goes to the prisoner* Hey inkling!>>
???: <<What is it?>>
Normal octoling: <<Do you have any weapon to propose for the new Octobot King?>>
???: <<Uhm...yeah...the Bomb Rush is the perfect weapon to destroy squids>>
Normal octoling: <<Ok *returns to Sfavilla* the Bomb Rush!>>
Sfavilla: <<Well...*evil grin* then the victory is closer than i thought>>
Back to J (time skip)
Agent J enters the Boss Kettle, ready to battle against...flash of light, he's coming out of the ink, here it is... against Octo Stomp?! <<A'M BAK! (I'M BACK!)>> he yells out. Marie says surprised <<But you had already defeated him?!>> and J says confidently <<I know, but look on the bright side: i can make fun of him again and i can also defeat him faster since i already know his moves>> <<Hey, you're right>> Marie says. But J was wrong...Octo Stomp slips towards, and then tries to crush her but fortunately (i mean unfortunately XD) he miss it "So you have new moves, now it gets interesting" J thinks while she climbs over the octobot and splats the tentacle. Octo Stomp puts on an impervious armor tied by a belt <<ET A BROG DHA NWE COG! A'M NEO OCTO STOMP NAW! (AND I BROUGHT THIS SWEET NEW COAT! NOW I'M NEO OCTO STOMP!) he yells out. <<Are you impervious? Now we'll see! *tries to ink the octobot but fails and he laughs* cheater... *notices a belt* "If i hit that, i could take off his armor">> she says (and thinks). But that wasn't all...Neo Stomp starts shooting her, J runs to avoid the ink bullets. When the octobot stops shooting, he slips towards J to crush her again, but this time the agent couldn't do anything because of the armor <<It's a some kind of sick joke?>> she said. When Neo Octo Stomp gets up J was a "!" and immediately splats the belt, removing the armor from the octobot...
~Little time skip~
Neo Octo Stomp puts the armor back and triples the faces Marie says angrily <<GAAAAAAUGH! THIS DUDE JUST GREW TWO MORE FACES!>> and Agent J gets the stroke of genius (another pun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) <<Hey you, Neo-thing *the octobot looks at her as if to say "it says Neo Octo Stomp"* even i can triple something: myself! *Marie shouts 'REALLY?! C'MON, DO IT!!!* now i do it *she strives but a fart comes out and laughs loudly*>> Marie says perplexed <<I guess you have REALLY lost your innocence>>. There's a strange silence in the background
20 seconds of silence later...
J quickly splats the belt, removing the armor and the extra faces. Neo Octo Stomp slips towards J and tries to crush her again but the agent gets the better of him...
B O O M
Marie: <<Agent J, i want to thank you again for all you've done so far>>
J: <<You're welcome :3>>
Marie: <<I know we'll find Callie if we keep looking! Think you can see this thing through?>>
J: <<I'm sure too...now that i think about it, not only the octarians are stronger...>>
Marie: <<Really? Who else is stronger?>>
J: <<Me, because during the moment of peace i trained doing a lot of Turf Wars and i reset the level to ★1>>
Marie: <<Wow...this explains why you're so fit!>>
???: <<Lea...no...LEAVE NOW!>>
Marie: <<Who's there?>>
J: <<I will mess you up!>>
Author's note:
Ok guys, i know this chapter contained fetish things please don't hate me for that (i put it on because i found it funny). For those who thought, i DIDN'T lost the innocence (i just thought about slightly dirtier things :) ). And i DON'T have anger management problems (Jade is different from me). Leave a comment and remember
Be different and be yourself!
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