Agent J reaches the 2nd area: the Suction-cup Lookout. J notices that the octarians were taking on a feminine appearance and hears them talk <<La squis supr-jote ol vond! Cod er tendas, cod er but et cod er loise...>> in hearing that things, J reads the octoling language book and reflects <<So those things mean "The most beautiful inkling in the world! With her tentacles, with her...*blushes* butt and her voice... she's Callie! I have to find a way to look like her...*sees make-up and two cushions (?)* apparently i found it>>. The agent colours her tentacles to make them turn black with magenta tips, marks a spot with false eyebrows and the two cushions (?)...well...she slipped them in her shorts to widen the backside (What the heck am i writing XD) and Marie is surprised by this <<But what? You look like Callie! Why do you go around like this?>> and Agent J answers <<Because that way they'll think i'm Callie and they'll let me pass...and then i missed my old antics>>. The agent comes out and begins to behave like Callie, the octarians who see her approach shouting <<OH MA GOS! L'ER' (OH MY GOD! IT'S SHE!)>> and they admire her, after two seconds they're at war for those who go out with her. J quickly reads the book and silence them <<A no luv vuos ko (i don't love anyone among you) *starts to leave but the octarians start to cry* Main a no koul vuos sed (but i don't want to leave you sad) *shakes her butt*>> the octarians were a G A S P <<EXTRA THICC>> and J shyly says <<Wel...a wa lev (well...i have to go). The now satisfied octarians let her pass and Agent J leaves. <<Wow, you've overcome them all, i wonder how he manages to have such crazy but functional ideas>> Marie exclaims and J gives her a suggestion <<You just have to dare *shakes her butt*>>, Marie gets embarrassed <<*blushes* Stop it J, i thought you were an innocent child>> <<Yes, i'm innocent it's just that i like to joke about it>> J reassures her. The agent reaches the zapfish <<Keep it up! Stay Fresh!>>. She continued in the next kettles as well: "attracting" the enemies to then betray them and shake the backside to make them feel better <<You could tell me that your plan was to shake your ass in front of the octarians so i would covered my eyes, not that the idea doesn't work but *blushes* doesn't make me feel comfortable>> Marie scolds J and the agent teases her <<Are you my mother or what? I wonder how Callie can keep up with you because not even the captain would be able to bear you>> <<Haha funny>> Marie says with fake sarcasm. Before entering the Boss Kettle, the agent returns to her normal appearance "It was fun, next time i will make sure to do it in front of Marie. Who knows what face she will do?" she thought and then enters the Boss Kettle, this time after the lightning came out a body in flesh and not bones (XD) with a roller. <<He's Octo Samurai, he'll attack you with that roller, all you have to do is splat him and splat him!>> Marie explains. The octobot (If that's what we can call it) gives the roller shots on the ground trying to splat J, the agent manages to dodge but is partly smeared "Wow...this is strong, i guess this time an octoling elité has been busy...and i like it" she thought and begins to ink the enemy. Octo Samurai feeling that soon he will be splatted jumps to go the other side of the battlefield and start attacking again. When Agent J finally manages to splat him, a motor appears (the roller motor), it opens revealing the tentacle, J destroys it and avoids the geyser. Octo Samurai's way of returning was different: after the disappearance of the tentacle, the soul of the enemy returns to the motor, bringing the octobot that comes out of the strange motor back to "life". Now Octo Samurai's roller is foldable. His eyes lit up, J realizes it's not a good sign and walks away, the enemy do a spin attack hitting J's feet and pushing her back. After falling to the ground the agent takes advantage of it to hide in the ink and study the octobot (to prepare her next pun) <<"So you go on that unicycle?" Hehehe *comes out of the ink* Hey you! *the octobot looks at her in a threatening way* I noticed that you're giant and go on a small unicycle, but really?! I would have procured a motorbike as big as you for this situation!>>, <<Oh yeah, you're right J!>> Marie laughs. Octo Samurai gets pissed and screams what it seems <<BRING ME RESPECT YOU STUPID SQUID!!!>> and activates the Octocycle to splat Agent J in one fell swoop but: MISS. J continues to ink him.

~ Time Skip ~

I know that skips suck but it's hard to think of a battle against every boss (i was tired of Octo Samurai)

Marie: <<Whew, that was kind of insane. Great work, Agent J.>>

J: <<Thanks Marie :3>>

???: <<...ruh...lea...no>>

J: <<What's going on?>>

Marie: <<This radio's on the fritz. I swear i Just changed the batteries in this thing>>

J: <<I think it's a radio interference>>

Marie: <<Well, let's move on!>>

Author's note:
Is it just my impression or is there any problem with the Internet? Nah, i was just kidding XD the next chapter involves the return of...wait a minute...but...AH SCREW IT! WHY I SHOULD TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU CAN WAIT THE NEXT PUBLICATION!!!

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