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<<The winners are- it was a dream...why...why do i always dream of Inkopolis? Octolings are in danger so why do i want to escape? The underground is making me crazy...>> Jade says waking up <<Before i leave for tests i want to chat with Off the Hook>>

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MC.Princess > Yo how do i make the chat window full screen?

DJ_Hyperfresh > Alt-F4

♦Webmaster♦ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom

DJ_Hyperfresh > Can't believe that actually worked...

J-Squid > You're the evilest octoling i have ever seen!

DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm not an octoling!

J-Squid > Yes you are -_-

DJ_Hyperfresh > No, i'm not
DJ_Hyperfresh > Unfortunately, i haven't discovered anything new since our last chat log, so we're kinda stuck in the mud

J-Squid > What a shame...and now?

DJ_Hyperfresh > But in the meantime, i was thinking we could get to know each other better by posting pics of ourselves!

J-Squid > Good idea!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Here, i'll go first...
DJ_Hyperfresh >

DJ_Hyperfresh > Whoops. Wrong pic!

J-Squid > Woah, cool!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Uh, it's an old picture of Pearl
DJ_Hyperfresh > Don't tell her i said this, but Pearl is srsly the coolest

J-Squid > Your secret is safe

DJ_Hyperfresh > Aaaaaanyway, back to work. We'll have to save picture sharing for later

J-Squid > Ok

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And Jade sets off for the next test. "Carry the rainmaker to the goal" <<To pass this test you have to carry the rainmaker to the goal>> Marina explains <<*sees the sanitized octolings* We have company, they seem to want to "play" with you>> Pearl adds sarcastically <<*sees the sanitized octolings* So let's play with them>> Jade replies with a creepy grin. The girl grabs the rainmaker and walks towards the goal "I know this place: it's a battle stage" Jade thinks and a sanitized octoling attacks her shouting <<D3s+ro7¡ (Destroy!)>>. The "inktoling" splats her with some difficulty <<How hard is it to aim with this stupid rainmaker?! I have to fight keeping a long distance>>. She continues to go on, three more sanitized octolings come out open to splat Jade <<7ou'll d13¡¡¡ (You'll die!!!)>> one of them said. Jade splats two and...about the last...ehm...

Me: <<C'mon, what are you waiting for?>>

Jade: <<Did i have to do something?>>

Me: <<Yes!>>

Jade: <<Ok...ehm...what should i do?>>

Me: <<You had to grab the third sanitized octoling by the neck and threaten her!>>

Jade: <<Ah, right...>>

Me: <<*looks at Jade threateningly* I'm going to be pissed>>

Jade: <<C'mon, calm down. Nothing bad happened, readers love these things *smiles at the camera lens*>>

Sanitized octoling 1: <<Maybe nothing happened FOR YOU>>

Sanitized octoling 2: <<YOU are the heroine and YOU have to splat us>>

Sanitized octoling 3: <<And now we're ALL humiliated. *sarcastic tone* Thanks Jade>>

Me: <<SILENCE *everyone is silent* Jade is right, readers love these moments and... (she has to thank me for knowing she's in a book) CAN WE RETURN TO THIS DAMNED CHAPTER!!!?>>

Jade and Sanitized octolings: <<O_O ...yes boss...>>

Let's go back to the chapter...

Jade puts the rainmaker on the ground, grabs the last sanitized octoling and threaten her with a creepy tone <<A nawr pad a octo-li, tu kow? A fer ku tyeop ja bors er l'ha sanit...gwo, a eglow zavok Covid-19 (I've never eaten an octopus, you know? I think now i'll taste one since she has now been sanitized...well, i guess avoiding the Covid-19)>>. She blocks the sanitized octoling approaches to bite a tentacle of her while she tries to escape...but... she...can't...

Too disturbing moment so we censored it. We don't apologize for the inconvenience :D

The sanitized octoling succeeds to break from Jade's hold and runs away without a tentacle screaming in pain and despair. Jade eats the tentacle of the sanitized octoling <<*burps slightly* So good ^_^ >> and the idols are amazed

Marina: <<Y-y-y-y-y-you a-a-ate t-the tentacle of t-that o-o-o-o-octoling...>>

Pearl: <<Why the heck did you do it!!?>>

Jade: <<I was curious to know what octolings tastes like and so i did it>>

Pearl: <<And what's the result...?>>

Jade: <<They taste good :b >>

Marina: <<Good!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!!?>>

Jade: <<Yes, and luckily you AREN'T an octoling>>

Marina: <<I am...i mean i'm not...>>

Jade: <<You are what? Or you are not what?>>

Marina: <<I'm an o...i mean i'm not a...go ahead with the test!>>

Jade obeys and goes on...the area is quiet...too quiet <<Hello? Anyone here?>> she calls...but nobody came. They all ran away for fear of being eaten by her. The goal is free and she puts the rainmaker on it.

TEST PASSED

Jade returns to the train and chats again with the idols

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MC.Princess > I'm baaack!!!1

J-Squid > I guess you had fun, eh?

MC.Princess > Marina? You here?

J-Squid > She's in the head

MC.Princess > The head?
MC.Princess > Whatever
MC.Princess > YO why is there a pic of me posted in here?!!!

J-Squid > It was Marina but it was only a mistake

MC.Princess > Isn't this against the law or something? Some data breach invasion of privacy thing?
MC.Princess > Oooh...we're doin intros. Just read that part.
MC.Princess > OK, then it's my turn to post a pic of Marina! BOOM!
MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > This is when we first met. Back in the day

J-Squid > :3

MC.Princess > Here's a bonus one, just cuz
MC.Princess >

MC.Princess > HAHAHA! Like "Ay, wake yo sleepy head up!"

J-Squid > XD

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DJ_Hyperfresh > PEARL!

♦Webmaster♦ > MC.Princess has left the chatroom

J-Squid > You forgot that i ate an octoling tentacle, didn't you?

♦Webmaster♦ > DJ_Hyperfresh has left the chatroom

J-Squid > -_- I imagined it...you have to say "goodbye" to readers and Splatoon fans...

♦Webmaster♦ > MC.Princess and DJ_Hyperfresh have joined the chatroom

MC.Princess > To the next...ehm...i don't know what it is, readers and Splatoon fans. Stay tuned!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Goodbye readers and Splatoon fans. And DON'T eat octoling tentacles, ok?

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Author's note:
I did it, a long chapter of "Octo Expansion Mission" yeeeeees *"We are the champions" starts playing*. For those who don't know (i doubt you don't know) Marina is an octoling. You're wondering "When will Jade find the four thangs?" Well...she'll find them. I updated EVERYTHING today because there were errors and to encourage you to leave comments. Now leave a comment and remember

Be different and be yourself!