Jade's POV

After leaving Dick I walk about 7 blocks to the abandoned joke shop and I put my backpack on the counter. Harley is winding up a jack in the box beside me

"Puddin'! Jestah's home!" Harley yells and joker walks down stairs coming from the apartment above the joke shop and he laughs

"You look so convincing!" Joker laughs, "we will finally kill the boy wonder and ol' batsy will fall!" Joker laughs hysterically, insanely and I nod

"Yeah I know and guess who I met" I say and joker jumps up and down excitedly

"Ok,ok gimme a second....Robin!?" He asks and I shake my head

"No where near Robin, I met the Dick Grayson" I say and joker's face lacks amusement

"Oh...I don't care about that rich kid, just tell me when you meet Robin" joker says and Harley opens the cash register and squeals

"Mistah J there's 100 bucks in here!" Harley yells taking out the single $100 and joker snatched the $100 note of Harley and gives it to me.

"Go buy yourself some clothes that will make you look like a regular teenager, you will be starting some clubs to do with your school to better your chance on finding the boy wonder, he is sporty,smart and will definitely stand out" joker says and I put the $100 back in Harley's hand

"I'll steal the clothes, buying stuff isn't fun" I say and joker laughs

"Very well, to be honest you probably wouldn't be able to get anything with $100 anyways that will look nice and fit you" joker says and I look around the shop for my costume, mask and hat.

"Where's my stuff?" I ask and Harley looks at joker and joker nods

"Well since ya upgrading your status we thought you should update ya uniform, it's upstairs in the bathroom" Harley says and I glare at her then run upstairs to the bathroom and open the door and look at my new uniform.

It's a mini Harley Quinn uniform. "So whatcha think?" Harley asks behind me and I shake my head

"I refuse to wear that stupid costume, where is my old suit?" I ask

"Right here" Harley says sadly taking away the Harley uniform and giving me back my traditional jester uniform which I put on.

I then go to the most expensive shops downtown in a van and I go in with a loaded gun alone. "This is a robbery get out!" I yell shooting the gun at the lights making them all smash and spit out sparks scaring away everyone in the shop including the cashier.

I open my two bags and stuff them with sporty clothes, casual clothes, jewellery and fancy dress clothes. I then give the bags to the goons I took with me and Robin shows up alone

"Go help the boss lady!" One goon commands

"Get the bags back to the base while I dance with boy blunder!" I command and they drive off and I look at boy wonder

"So we meet again, how did the wounds heal? I heard you were out for a whole week, next time I won't play as rough with the little Robin" I say and he yells a battle cry and tries to hit me but I dodge everything and keep hitting him but not enough to hurt him too bad. I want to kill him in front of an audience to show them that I am the new joker.

"Jester you are going to be in Arkham by the end of the night" Robin says in a threatening voice and I chuckle

"Please birdbrain, I was in Arkham not that long ago busting Harley out, I know the place better than she does. That and every villain in Gotham would bust me out then Arkham would go nuts after the inmates took over for about the 100th time" I say and he kicks me to the floor then pins me up on the wall.

"Jester I don't know if you work for Harley or the Joker but you are not like them, you can be saved, cured. You are just sick" Robin says and I take the tazer from his utility belt and taze him and he screams on the ground and I stop and he tries to get up but fails and looks up at me with this looks and I raise my hand about to knock him out

"Jester please, I can help you" Robin begs and I try to punch him but I can't and my hand falls back down to my side and I laugh but with traces of sadness for once, it's a sad fake laugh. I then stop laughing and look down, I can't do this any longer...

"Listen Robin, I can't be helped, I belong to the Joker and Harley and I can't ever leave them, just stay away from me and I'll stay away from you" I say then run out of the store as batman runs in ignoring me this time and running to his sidekick's aid.

I escape and go back to the joker shop and joker has a grin on his face showing his yellow teeth. "I'm so proud of you! You did that heist without any flaws at all and there isn't even a scratch on you! More than some people can say" Joker says looking at Harley who is hum into herself applying lipstick, in her own little world as usual.

"Yeah I know, Robin is no chance for me" I say and joker nods intrigued

"You seen Robin again?" Joker asks and I nod

"Yeah I was about to kill him and batman ran in, I escaped though and I successfully did the heist and I hurt the boy wonder, I believe he was unconscious when batman got to him" I say and joker smiles and shrugs

"It's ok, it took me at least 7 fights before I got ol' batsy down, he of course got me down on the first try and the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth but still not the point!" Joker says and Harley looks at the night sky

"Jade I'm meetin' up with Ivy if ya wanna come, I could use an extra pair o' hands?!" Harley asks and I sigh and nod, I've got nothing better to do. I mean I'm sure as hell not doing homework.

"Yeah what the heck would I say no for? As long as there's some action I'm in!" I say then go onto the rooftops with Harley and I head towards Poison Ivy's house with Harley preparing myself for all the herbal tea I'll be drinking during my visit which is a lot.