Madonna please put away those bullets you call breasts .____. And the shade begins.

My hologram was better than my very own LIVE PERFORMANCES?

*Pulls out Venn diagram* Let's break this down.

On the right, we have "Michael Jackson Live Performances."

Numero Uno: Hard work was actually put into those.

Numero Dos: They were not taped...hence the LIVE part.

Numero... Three: Go ask Lola to finish, because typing all that would be a waste of my typing skills.

*Strolls over to the middle* Now, we have "Similarities."

One: My name is involved.

Two: My fans witnessed it.

Three: Sony was still trying to confiscate the long-term earnings.

Four: Billions of people saw..

Five: Etc...

*Moonwalks to the Left* And now we have the side that we send every hater to. The "Michael Jackson Hologram." side.

ONE: It was NOT live.

TWO: That wasn't even me.

THREE: Some things were missing.. Like the talent that I posses when the music gets into me.

FOUR: Do I need to continue? Oh yeah, Sony actually owned that version of me.

Now that we understand, Happy 4th. Where men in suits destroyed our freedom and my life.