I know, I know. This is a JackSepticEye one shot book. But one of my followers and friend commented for me to make this. Hope you like it EclipseTheFox!

Felix POV
I was making breakfast when sleeping beauty herself walks in.

"Hey good lookin' what's cookin'?" She giggles reaching up and kissing my cheek. I blush and pick her up to kiss her deeper.

"Bacon and eggs." I respond. "I know how much you love them." I say and put her down. She kisses me again and goes over to set the table placing forks, knifes, and plates.
I finish up the eggs and bacon and bring it over to the table giving her most of the bacon and eggs leaving me with the rest.

~time skip because no one wants to listen to Felix talking about how good his own food is~

I place the dishes in the sink. What a great meal (GOD DAMMIT FELIX) I sit on the couch and check the clock. I have some time before I will record. I scroll through Netflix. Marzia sits next to me.

"Netflix huh? Just something missing~" she hums. I look over at her.

"What? Horror movies?" I chuckle. She gets on top of me and I blush beat red.

"The chill" She whispers into my ear. I blush even deeper. We've never really done it before. But I smirk. "Protection?" She asks and I pull out a emergency supply of condoms from behind the couch. "You dirty basterd." She giggles and sucks on my neck. I moan and grab her hips I sliver my fingers onto her pastel pink sweater. I start to pull it up and over slowly. She moves up so she is sitting on my crotch. She yelps when she feels my boner in my sweat pants. She giggles sexily. "Someone's excited~" I smirk and she slams her lips into mine.
I hook my fingers with her skirt and pull it down. I snake my hands to her bra and try and unclip it but fail (I FEEL YOUR PAIN) She sighs and does it herself dropping it on the floor. I smirk and she wiggles them and I get harder. She slides off the couch and down to the ground. She puts her face close to my crotch.
She begins to unzip my pants and reach into my boxers. She pulls out my member.

"Da na na na! You got the dick!" I laugh and and she giggles at my Zelda joke. She then sticks it in her mouth and and I hold back a moan. She than sucks harder and faster.
I can't hold it in anymore. I moan loudly. I feel her smirk. I then release in her mouth. She pulls off and she swallows. She pulls off her underwear and gets on top of me and hovers over my member. I put on a condom. She pushes in and and moans loudly. I grab her hips and bounce her. She moans.

"Faster Felix! Faster!" She pants and I go faster.

"Whatever you say dollface~" I say and she moans louder. I then go deeper and harder and she screams my name.

"Felix~ I'm gonna~" she moans and I keep going.

"Me too babe~" I moan and she cums on my member. I cum in her. She moans and I pull her off.

"Hey Felix your door was op-" I hear a voice and look up. Jack, Mark, and Ken were there with the strangest faces on. Shit. Pax and stuff. Shit. They walk out backwards and close the door.

SORRY IT SUCKED (DIRTY JOKE) AND WAS SHORT BUT BEST I COULD DO RIGHT NOW HOPE YOU LIKED IT EclipseTheFox!