Don't ask why I decided to write this, I've been reading a lot of one shot books lately where there are entire parts dedicated to group chats and I really enjoy reading them, so I'm gonna take a stab at it.

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Sean added Anti, Henrik, Chase, Jackieboy, Marvin, and JJ

Sean: Hey guys!

Henrik: Hello, everyone

Chase: WASSUP!!

Marvin: Heyooo all you beautiful people!

Jackie: Yoooo

Anti: Why am I here?

Sean: Because I thought it would make you talk more with the other egos! Speaking of which, where is JJ?

Marvin: Asleep

Chase: He's pretty exhausted after today

Anti: Oh for Christ's sake he carried three leftover pumpkins from last Halloween that were going rotten and threw them onto the side of the road near Walmart

Sean: He did that? I asked him to throw them onto the side of the road near Felix's house so he had to deal with them

Anti: He messed up

Chase: Hey, they were BIG HEAVY PUMPKINS, Anti! His arms hurt so much to even move that he could barely even do the hand movements to tell me that he could barely even lift them up

Anti: Whatever

Jackie: But Jack, is there any particular reason that you made this group chat?

Sean: I dunno. I thought it would be fun

Henrik: I don't know how this is more fun than just conversing with each other verbally or healing some patients and saving lives but okay

Henrik: I'm willing to give it a go

Anti: Henrik you can't save anyone's lives for shit

Anti: You're a shit doctor, doc

Marvin: Anti, play nice

Anti: I'm a demon, cat boy. I can't exactly "be nice" all the time

Jackie: Yes you can

Anti: I don't like you

Jackie: Love ya too :)

Henrik: Anti did you just growl?

Anti: Are you stalking me?

Marvin: I heard that too

Chase: AWWWW ANTI IS LIKE A BIG OL GLITCHY PUSSY CAT

Henrik: I'm not stalking you, that was just one loud ass growl

Marvin: Yeah I'm pretty sure people in the next continent could hear that

Anti: Stop ganging up on me

Anti: Yes, I growl when I have to interact with absolute fucking idiots

Anti: Especially if their faces look like they have just been run over by a truck and then hit in the face with a shovel several times

Marvin: ... we all have the same face

Henrik: Didn't think this one through, huh, tough guy?

Anti: No, but I can certainly kill you all

Jackie: You can't kill the hero!

Anti: You're afraid of dogs.

Jackie: WHAT?! NO! COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!

Chase: Then can I give you a dog as a very early Christmas gift?!?

Jackie: ... No

Chase: Why not? :((

Jackie: I don't have the proper training to be able to take care of it.

Anti: You passed by a dog yesterday on our walk and when it tried to lick you, you screamed and backed away from it and said, and I quote, "I'm so sorry I am terribly afraid of dogs" and the woman just stared at you like you were crazy

Sean: Ooh

Henrik: Busted

Jackie: YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Anti: -sends video of Jackieboy Man freaking out over a little pupper-

Jackie: ... fuck

Anti: I think all of the evidence is right there

Anti: So what was that about "not being afraid of dogs"?

Jackie: Oh shut up and go kill some more innocent squirrels in the backyard

Anti: I don't waste my energy on small lives. I prefer to take the bigger, more successful lives, just to watch it all come crumbling down with a single stab to the heart

Sean: Whoa okay Anti you can stop right there man

Chase: That was dark

Henrik: Whose idea was it to add him to the group chat, again?

Marvin: None other than Septiceye himself

Anti: I was the first one he added, in fact

Sean: Hey I wanted to give everyone a chance!

Marvin: DEMONS SHOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO USE PHONES, JACK

Anti: You taught me, genius

Sean: Well Anti is a very modernized demon

JJ: He scares me

Chase: AWW JJ IS HERE

Chase: YAY!!!

JJ: You're excited to see me?

Chase: OF COURSE!!!!

JJ: Awe

Anti: Oh, fantastic

Sean: Anti!! Play nice!!!

Henrik: Anti you really need to stop growling so loudly

Anti: No.

Marvin: He's stubborn

Jackie: And annoying

Anti: All of you can shut the fuck up before I take my knife and stab it through your skulls

JJ: And I'm out

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I started this a while ago and forced myself to finish it. It's shorter than I would've liked, but right now I just can't write anything. I'm trying hard, I really am. My mental state has gone way downhill and it doesn't seem to be getting better.

I can't even seem to write about the things that I enjoy writing about. Like Jack, Mark, or even Thomas.

Anyway, if I get my creative spark for writing back, I'll do a part two to this. Sorry if it's not that great, or not what you expected after I was gone for so long.