Chapter 9: Roger the hero-ish
The sewer drain Greasy was standing on blew away and up went him and Roger screaming bloody murder. Greasy grabbed onto a net filled to the brim with bricks. "Crambal" he said. Whatever that means. Roger continued screaming until he safely landed on his feet with a gun in his hand. "Ok, nobody move! Ok, weasels, grab some sky or I'll let the judge have it! You heard me, I said drop it" said Roger. Smarty, now scared of Roger, dropped his gun as told. "Roger, darling!" said Jessica lovingly. Yuck! "Yes, it's me, my dearest. I'd love be to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage" said Roger continuing to scare the weasels with his gun. "Drop the gun you buck-toothed fool!" said Doom to Roger through gritted teeth. "That's it Doom! Give me another reason not to pop you full of lead! You thought you could get away with it, didn't ya? Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not stupid. We demand justice! Why, real meaning of the word'd probably hit you like a ton of bricks" said Roger. Then a ton of bricks fell on Roger. Which was cut down by Greasy. I couldn't stop laughing. Jessica ran to see if Roger was ok. "Roger, Roger, say something" she said. "Look, stars! Ready when you are Raoul (goofy laugh)" said Roger. "Tie the lovebirds together" said Doom.
"This couldn't get any worse" I said. "Put them on that hook! Use that escape proof toon rope" said Doom. "Time to kill the rabbit" sang Psycho.
"I was wrong, this could get worse" I said. "Roger, you were magnificent" said Jessica. "Was I really?" asked Roger. "Better than Goofy" said Jessica.
"Well, we're doomed" I said. "It's over Mr.Valiant and Sparrow" said Doom as he walked away only to slip on the plastic eyeballs and fall flat on his back. This time I fell down too laughing my head off. Eddie tried to sneak away while the weasels were distracted. "Look out, you fools!" said Doom reminding his minions of their job. "Not...so...fast" said Smarty. "One of these days, you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!" said Doom. "Shall I 'repose' of them now, boss?" asked Smarty.
"Dispose" I corrected, I'm never gonna stop doing this. "Let them watch their toon friends get dipped, then shoot them" said Doom. "With pleasure" said Smarty.
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