By: Cesar Rendon

My name is Phillip and I'm a delivery boy for little ceasars pizza and I hate my job.
"Phillip, quit whining about you horrible, depressing life and hurry up, we gotta delivery for Donut doddles, one cheese pizza!"My boss yelled.
"Wait, isn't that the hermit in the woods," I said.
My boss replied, "Yeah and I don't know how he had a phone."

I left the store and hopped on my bike, with the hot pizza in the back of the bike. I could smell the pizza.
"Man, I wished this pizza had more "PIZZA"zz, ha ha ha, KILL ME." I sighed.
I arrived at the hermit's shack, in the forest and he wasn't there. It said in the wall "pranking deliver boys is easy," in bolded letters. I sat down and ate the pizza.

Just then, a creature leaped from the darkness. "Ahhhhhhh, *cough* *cough*, excuse me." I said.
I shouted again, "AHHHHH, yay no coughs!" I began to run to my bike, with the leftover pizza. I thought to myself "Run, Run, I mean bike, that thing looks scarier than the FNAF and undertale fanbase.

I dropped the pizza by accident, but I didn't care. My life was on the line. Then I noticed it was only chasing me for the pizza. I then peddled to the medal until I was out of breath. Some girl noticed me and said, "What a weirdo."
"For your information, I'm not a weirdo, I'm an idiot." I replied.

THE END.