Manik and Nandini were sitting in the jail and two mens were sitting in front of them

One man: aap dono ne kya churaya jo jail mein ho

Manik: kuch nhi churaya

Nandini: churaya churaya

Manik: nandini humne kuch nhi churaya tumhe shok chada tha jail mein aane ka

Second man: teri item ke shok sab ajeeb hai

Manik to himself: sab ko yeh meri item lagti hai isko toh parth hi chahiye

Nandini: mani ne chuaraya na mera dil

Manik smiled

Nandini: waise aapka naam kya ha (she is still drunk)

First man: takeya kalam

Nandini: hawwww manik manik (shouted)

Nandini: yeh abdul kalam azad ke bhai hai takeya kalam

Manik: kya (he slapped his head)

Nandini: aeee tawde (she shouted)

Tawde came with stick

Nandini stood in front of him: tuje sharam nhi aati (acted like a teacher)

Tawde: muje sharam kyu aayegi

Nandini: haww besharam

Tawde: aee teri item ko sambhal

Nandini: tune abdul kalam aazad ke bhai ko pakda takeya kalam ji ko

Takeya kalam: wahh!! Pehli baar kissi ne ji bola tu devi hai

Nandini: acha konsi devi

Takeya: jo tuje achi lage le le

Nandini: laxmi devi ghar mein bohat laxmi aayegi (she giggled like a kid)

Whereas tawde and inspector were slapping their heads to arrest her the time she came she haven't kept quiet just talked talked

Tawde: kitna bolti hai teri item kya soch ke isko item banaya tune

Manik: bohat lambi kahani ha (tawde left)

Nandini: oye muje na ghoda ghoda khelna hai aapka naam kya hai (asked second person)

Second man: jahan aktar

Nandini: aahhhh (she shouted)

Manik: nandini kya hua

Nandini: maanu yeh Javed Akhtar ke bhai hai

Manik again slapped his forehead: mein kya karu iska

Nandini: Tawde tawde (she shouted unwillingly tawde came)

Tawde: kya hai (annoyingly)

Nandini: tuje sharam nhi aayi

Tawde: muje sharam kyu aayegi

Nandini: tune javed akhtar ji ke bhai jahan akhtar ko jail mein band kiya

Tawde: aeee pagal (shouted)

Nandini: aeee chillane ka nhi

Tawde: are ohhh pagal (sweetly)

Nandini: yeh chalega aage bol

Tawde: yeh takeya kalam aur jahan akhtar dono chor hai

Nandini: acha hawwww tu ja

Tawde; thank you

Nandini to takeya: chalona ghoda ghoda khelte hai

Takeya: kya karna hoga

Nandini: aap ghoda bano pehle

Takeya became horse and she sat on his back

Nandini: chal mere ghode tik tik (she started beating his back with his hands loud noises were coming takeya started crying)

Nandini: maanu yeh ghoda rota hai

Manik: nandini woh insan hai utro niche

Nandini: noo bolo usko chalne

Tawde came: bahar aao tum dono

He changed both of them to another cell there two bad guys were sitting

One man: aay haaye chikni

Nandini: bol chikne

Manik: aee apne kaam se matlab rakh samja

Second man: maal toh acha hai

Nandini: ek second maanuu

Manik: nandini chillao mat

Nandini: maanuu in dono ne tumhe maal kaha

Both both fell on the floor

Nandini: manik yeh dono gay hai in dono ko tum pasand ho

First man: aee teri item ko sambhal kuch bhi bolti hai (in horrified manner)

Second; paagal hai kya

Nandini: 10% bachpan se paagal hu 90% Parth Samthaan ki meherbaani (A/N: I'm also 10% bachpan se paagal hu 90% Parth Samthaan ki meherbaani hai)

Manik: phir aagaya yeh Parth Samthaan man toh karta hai ya toh khud mar jau yeh is Parth ko maar dalu

Nandini: manu

Manik: kya hai

Nandini: parth ko kuch nhi bolne ka

First man: kahani mein twist hai

Second: meko toh love triangle lagta hai

Nandini: ek secret batau

First man: kya

Nandini: Parth ki gf hai

Manik: bhagwan you are great

Second: yeh paagal ho gaya hai

Nandini: haa

First: kon hai gf.

Nandini: Niti Taylor

Manik: yeh bhi PaNi shipper hai (A/N: mein bhi PaNi shipper hu)

Tawde: tum dono bahar aao

Nandini to inspector: kaise ho (reading the name on the batch) pandey ji

Pandey: jab se tum aayi zindagi barbaad hai

Nandini: acha mein itni achi hu

Tawde: sir isse paagal bolo toh chalega par chillao toh nhi chalega aisi ladki

Pandey to manik: kaha mili teko yeh

Manik: pucho mat lambi kahani hai

Pandey: tera dard hum samaj sakte hai

Nandini: kyu vidva ho

Tawde: aee tu leke jaa yaar isko leke jaa

Manik: mein apne dad ko yaha bulau

Pandey: kuch bhi kar bas isko lekar jaa pura police station paagal hojaega

Tawde: police walo aur police station ki koi value hi nhi hai humse koi nhi darta balki hum isse dar rahe hai

Manik suppressed his laugh

Manik called his dad: Dad

Dad: manik itni raat ko call kiya

Manik: muje lejao

Dad: tu dulhan thodi hai jo lekar jaye

Manik: nandini kam thi jo aap bhi itne ghatiya joke marte ho

Dad: kaha se le jau

Manik: police station

Dad: kya kyu

Manik: lambi kahani hai

Dad: kiske sath hai tu kiski wajah se hai tu jail mein

Manik: meri item ki wajah se

Dad: kyaa...

Manik: are aap aajo phir story batauga

Dad: ok

Precap: Confession

How is it good bad, acha bura batana plss