Manik made nandini sit in the car and he himself sat on the driver seat but when he sees on passenger she isn't there she is standing outside and waving him bye.

He ran behind her, she ran like crazy on the streets shouting, whistling, singing manik was running behind her shouting her name but she was lost in her own world running. Suddenly she stopped as she noticed a Krishna Bhagwan murthy

Nandini: Hii krish

Manik stood behind her panting heavily he bend down holding his knees.

Nandini: krish how are you all okay.. Aapki 16000 wifes kaisi hai sab achi hai muje pata

She was a kind of girl she asked the question to god and answered herself.

Manik: nandini chalo

Nandini: krish mein hi bad boy ke sath nhi jaugi (drunk tone to forget)

Manik: bad boy mein Bad Boy

Nandini: haa aapko nhi pata krish yeh ganda hai

Manik: nandini woh god hai unhe sab pata hai

Nandini: krish u know kal tak yeh mera Hero no. 1 tha aur aaj yeh Houseful ka Akshay Kumar ban gaya the planner

Manik: nandini dono movie ka koi connection nhi hai

Nandini: krish Houseful 2 not one thik not houseful toh grand masti bas

Manik: mein Casanova nhi hu

Nandini: subah bola hum sath sath hai aur ab hum aapke hai kon bangaye

Manik: acha subah kisne bola that I love Parth Samthaan

Nandini: I do

Manik: ok.. I love Niti Taylor

Nandini: manik tum bure ho krish dekho yeh kya kar raha hai ganda bacha hai

Manik: oye your bad

Nandini started walking while crying and manik behind her

Manik: nandini rona toh band karo

Nandini: tumse matlab

Manik: are I can't see you crying

Nandini: toh rulate q ho

Manik: tumne q bola tumhe Parth pasand hai

Nandini: haa hai

Manik: and me

Nandini: parth mere sapne mein nhi aata am gussa with parth

Manik: haa tumhara watchman haina tum bolo toh tumhare dream mein aayega

Nandini: are kitni request ki meine pata hai, mein twitter par bola usko, Insta par Dm kiya phir bhi nhi aaya

Manik: itna kuch kiya... Haww bohat bura hai waise kon aata hai dream mein Sharukh khan

Nandini: nhi muje Salman khan pasand hai

Manik: toh woh tumhare dream mein aata hai

Nandini: nooo tum aate ho budhu

Manik: mein (he smiled) why me

Nandini: woh pura din I think about you

She wasn't even knowing what is she blabbering. She saw a police jeep

Nandini shouted: Maaannniiikkkk

Manik: kya kaan ke parde phadogi kya

Nandini: dekho police jeep

Manik: toh

Nandini: chalona jail mein jaate hai

Manik was shocked to the core who likes to go jail

Nandini: chalona

Manik: Paagal ho kya

Nandini: manik mein kabhi jail nhi gayi

Manik: toh kya ab jaana hai

Nandini: haa muje jail dekhni hai

Manik: tum puri paagal ho nooo a big noo

Nandini: manik socho kitna maza aayega... Hum dono ek jail mein band hojae aur chabi kho jae

Manik: tumhe psychiatrist ki zaroorat hai

Nandini: yeh dil tanha q rahe q hum tukdo mein jiye muje teri zaroorat hai jail ke andar jaane ko

Manik: aee tu chup baith ek toh tera upar ka floor khali hai upar se tu taalli hai

Nandini: aee apun se aise baat nhi karne ka tu jaanta nhi hai meko jaykant shikre naam hai mera

Manik: lagta hai pura Bollywood yahi par aane wala hai

Nandini: manik

Manik: kya hai

Nandini: mein dikhti hu sweet innocent swami type ki oar actually hu bohat bade

She was cut by manik: bas meri lady varun dhawan aage nhi

Nandini: chalo na jail jaaenge maar khaenge

Manik: tum aisa sab soch bhi kaise leti ho woh bhi drunk haalat mein

Nandini: manik it's called creativity

Manik: noo it's called madnesses

Nandini: woh tumhari language mein in my language it's creativity sab ke paas nhi hoti

Nandini ran towards the police jeep and shouted while running towards them

Nandini: police uncle police uncle

Manik ran behind her trying to stop her but all in vain. Nandu reached the jeep and manik behind her

Nandini: hello police uncle (she waved hii)

Police: kya ho raha hai yaha aur yeh drunk kyu hai tune kuch kiya kya (asked manik)

Manik: meine kuch nhi kiya

Nandini: kiya kiya

Manik: nandini meine kya kiya

Nandini: police uncle police uncle isne na mera dil toda

Manik smiled after listening but controlled

Police: yeh tum dono ka matter hai mai kya karega is mein

Nandini: police uncle muje jail mein band karona

Police: aee teri item ko sambhal puri chad gayi hai isko

Nandini slapped the police office and patted her back "wah nandu great.. "

Police: tawde isko andar kar

Manik: sir yeh drunk hai chodona

Police: on duty officer ko maara isko mein jail mein band karuga

Manik punched the officer and said "muje bhi daal do iske sath"

Police: tawde dono ko andar kar

They both sat in the jeep and started going to police station

Nandini and manik sat at the back with constable tawde and here comes our nandini

Nandini: tawde bhai kaise ho

Manik to himself: bol toh aise rahi hai jaise saalo se jaanti hai

Nandini: dekha mein aagayi

Manik to himself: haa jaise jail toh yeh har dusre din jaati hai puri paagal hai yeh

Tawde: teri item ko sambhal

Manik to himself: yahi bacha tha item god help me please

Nandini: oye tawde mein iski item nhi hu parth ki item hu

Manik to himself: ek baar tu muje milja parth tera khoon kar duga mein drunk haalat mein bhi isko teri item banna hai

Manik to tawde: don't mind sir drunk hai meri hi item hai yeh

Nandini: haa mere sapno mein roz aata hai

Tawde: kon parth

Nandini: kaash parth aata but yeh aata hai (pointing towards manik)

This is crap I know how is it please batana... And fun is left in police station..

M;)