Chapter 1 Bloopers


A/N: Well I did say I would do this.. I didn't expect it to be finished so quickly tho, so... Lets get into this!
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Dream: So... why do I have to question Blue?
Ganxer: For story purposes.
Dream: And those purposes are?
Ganxer: ...

Are you questioning me...?

*pulls out a razor*

Dream: Um... not, you know what I was just heading out!
Ganxer: No, Wait! We need you for this scene!
Dream: Nope, I am going to go get some food.
Ink: *Runs up to Dream and Ganxer*
DID SOMEONE SAY FOOD?!
Ganxer: Wooow Good job Dream...

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Ganxer: *taking a well deserved sleep*
Ink: Okay... did you bring the marker?
Cross: Yep
Ink: Okay.. Who has the whipped kreme?
Dust: I do.
Ink: Now.. Who brought the silent chainsaw?
Cross:...
Dust:...

We may be getting revenge but that is too far...
Cross: *nods head*
Ink: Fine.... Let's go!

*Technical difficulties*

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Red: *Puts chocolate in a cabinet*
Red: *leaves*
Cross: *steals chocolate*
Cross: *puts it in Noot Noot Base's kitchen*
Error: *steals the chocolate and puts it in the anti-void*
Error: *leaves to destroy an AU*
Me: *Using my 4th Wall Breaking hammer to steal the chocolate*
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Dust: Why do I have to purposely lose in Mario Kart... I just want to win!
Blue: Awe c'mon Dusty it is just for this part, besides this is one of the calmer parts in the story.
Dust: Fiinnee!

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Blue: Hey, Ganxer!

Ganxer: Yeah?
Blue: Why am I depressed in the beginning?
Ganxer: That is for a chapter later on, but I have given hints on that topic in Chapter 0.
Blue: Oooh okay. So you haven made a reason!
Ganxer: ....

Listen here you little shit.....

Dream: Did you just swear at Blue
Ganxer: Um... heya Dreamie we can talk about this right..?
Dream: You talked to the child, now you will die!
*crowd of monsters starts hitting Ganxer*
Ganxer accepting her fate*
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Nightmare: So..... why do I like Killer so much in this...?
Ganxer: Ummmm..... Cuz you just.. Do?
Nightmare: ..... Okay

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Ink: *Drinking milk*

Error: G@n+3R 1Nk i$ dR!nK1nG 411 t#3 m1Lk aG@!n!
Ganxer: Wait.... That milk demon is back?!
Someone cover me, I gotta go *Runs away*

Ink: usghushdfiuhtriohjgiureusudfybhgtr
Error: m4yb3 1 s#0uLd b3 s(ar3d oF 40U....

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Sci: Soooo, when will I be introduced again..?
Ganxer: Pretty soon actually, I think in Chapter 1
Sci: Well no duh... when in chapter 1?
Ganxer: You have already asked your question, you must now wait a year to ask another... You should have been more specific..

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Blue: So you've been on hiatus right?
Ganxer: Yerp
Blue: and you are using that time to chill and write chapters?
Ganxer: Yerp
Blue: So why are you wasting your time on this?
Ganxer: Cuz why not?
Blue: Fair point, say when does Bene-
Ganxer: Don't you dare give them spoilers...
Blue: Give.... Who, spoilers...??
Ganxer: You know the viewers! They are always watching you know, and it's rude to talk about someone who is listening...
Blue: Ganxer... are you okay..?
Ganxer: Fine... why do you ask :)
Blue: Im... just gonna get ready for scene 5...

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Ganxer: *getting some hot chocolate with caffeine*
Horror: Hey, so when were you thinking of going to get our target?
Ganxer: Which one..?
Horror: Oh, you know the one with blue hair, black starry eye patch, pink yellow and blue striped shirt, black shoes..
Ganxer: Ohhhhh...... Don't worry about her, I have already got something set up. I bet she won't even see it coming!
Horror: Fine... what about the other target, you know the blue dragon, kind of a jagged jaw.. Gold eyes, poofy sweater. Can we go for them?
Ganxer:......         D O   Y O U   H A V E   A   D E A T H   W I S H . . . ?

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Ganzie: Hey Ink!

Ink: Yes Ganx- wait.. Ganzie?! Uh.. h-hi?

Ganzie: What.. you've seen me before, and its not like Ganxer has to keep me in ALL the time.. Anyways someone else got the costume right for Blue on the Halloween special.. do we make Dream pay?

Ink: You know.. that explains you.. being.. you.. and yeah, I think it would be fair for Dream to pay up.

Ganzie: mk, wait- how would we get the other person the money..?

Ink: uh.... Idk

Ganzie: Welp so much for that idea...

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