Jeremy as Mickey because D U H

Rich is Donald because short and angry bitches

Brooke is Daisy because why not

Michael is Goofy because I Really Don't Care

The SQUIP is Minnie because Why The Fuck Not

Jake is Pluto because I'm bored

Christine is Toodles because she and Jenna are better than everyone 

Dustin is Pete because I'm running out of ideas

Jenna is Professor Ludwig Von Drake because as I said she and Christine are better than everyone else